The Warren (debut) vs. The Battle Bugs: Bunnies, Busts, Butts, and Bugs!

[Lunaspark]

The Warren vs. The Battle Bugs
Standard Tag Match
Victory by pinfall, knockout, or submission.

The LAW arena came alive with the sound of a brand new, unfamiliar theme song. Bright, bouncy, and peppy, the audience became abuzz at the song with the sound of whispers and anticipation of who would be making their debut. They wouldn't be left waiting long, as out from backstage, passing through the curtain blocking off the gorilla position, came LAW's newest arrival, a microphone in one hand and the smuggest possible smile on her lips.

Spoiler

Bunny Bomber had finally arrived in LAW.

The former model stepped out onto the entrance stage of LAW's arena with well-practiced and confident steps, instantly striking a pose with one hand on her hip and the other hanging down at her side. She let the crowd roar and applaud for her for several long, drawn-out moments (and why wouldn't they applaud for a woman like her? After all, her history in other companies and her appearance especially was more than enough reason for their approval), before finally signaling for her music to be cut off, raising her microphone to her lips at the same time.

"LAW! IT TOOK SOME FUCKIN' TIME, BUT BUNNY GODDAMN BOMBER HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!"

Her eyes were big and bright, the buxom bunny's voice loud and clear, echoing through the arena as she spoke.

"I know some of you have been waiting for me to make my LAW debut, and I am ever-so-sorry that it's taken so long, but you can blame that on the knuckleheads backstage running this place. I had my contract signed years ago and was ready and prepared for my big debut, but those idiots in charge simply refused to actually book me. Don't worry though, I made damn sure I was collecting my paycheck from them, and honestly? I kind of enjoyed getting to sit at home on my perfect fuckin' ass and not have to perform for you nerds every week."

At once, the remaining cheers from the audience for her began to shift toward boos and jeers, causing Bunny to snicker for a moment before she continued.

"Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, boo me all you want. It doesn't change the fact that I'm finally here, and now that I'm here, things are going to be different in this company. The bunnygirls are taking over, and there's not a single fuckin' woman here that can stop us!"

She then paused, suddenly adopting an innocent look on her face as she continued. "Oh, did I say us? I guess I ruined the surprise~. I didn't come alone tonight. I'm not stupid, after all. I know how the bitches in this company work. I know it's a stupid idea to be wandering around here without any kind of backup. That's why I've brought some muscle with me tonight..."

Bunny paused for a moment, letting the anticipation build for a brief moment before continuing on. "You've seen her before. She's had a couple matches in the past, but forget those matches. She and I have been training together, and let me tell you, she's a brand new woman. There's no one else in this company I'd trust to have my back, and together, the two of us are doing to dominate this company! Ladies and gentlemen, let me re-introduce you to my partner, my best friend, and the biggest rebirth you'll ever see in LAW...BRAAAANDIIII BUUUUNNY!"

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As soon as the words left Bunny's lips, another theme began to blast through the arena's speakers, and out from backstage came Brandi Bunny. Standing at a tall six foot and three inches, the woman who was once one of LAW's biggest jobbers emerged and stepped out to assume a position beside Bomber. She held her head high, standing tall and proud as she towered over her smaller partner, who immediately gestured for Brandi's music to be cut off.

With a somehow even smugger smile than before, Bomber began to head down the ramp, motioning for Brandi to follow, starting to yell into the microphone once again as the two headed toward the ring. "You might think Brandi here is a loser if you've ever seen her past matches, but I assure you, she's now an ice-cold killer! This woman'll break a bitch in half without even thinking about it! And together, she and I are going to take over this company! BUNNYGIRLS RULE, BITCHES, SO GET USED TO SEEING THE TWO OF US TOGETHER! WE ARE THE WARREN, AND WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!"

When the two reached the ring, Bomber slid in under the bottom rope, while Brandi took the time to ascend the ringside steps and duck under the middle and top rope. The two partners headed toward the center of the ring, Bomber turning back toward the entrance at the top of the ramp while Brandi fell into a protective stance behind her. "Now! We have one more lil' thing to address! There's a woman I've been bickering with on Twitter for god knows how long now, and now that I'm finally making my debut, I want to handle her ass right here in person!"

The pink-haired cutie took a moment to inhale sharply, and then...

"HONIE FUCKIN' BEA! GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE TO THE RING!" She screamed, bouncing a couple of times on her heels as she did so. "I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! YOU AND I GOT A LOT OF BEEF, AND BITCH, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL!"

[dddybee]

Previously, Alessandra Anderson's appearances on LAW had amounted to nothing but her presence on Twitter, and even that had faded away in time. But now, the Bunny Bomber was back! And not only had she brought company, she soon called out for more company! Thankfully, the bee-themed beauty in question actually happened to be within the halls of LAW at the time, enjoying some orange tea sweetened with honey from her own bee farm. But seeing Bunny make her appearance had made her do a spit take! After all this time, she wanted her to come out now? Well the Heroine of the Beehive couldn't keep the fans waiting!

Honie's Entrance Theme

The heavyweight heroine's iconic entrance music played, as she made her appearance at the top of the ramp. She was looking as stunning as ever, cuteness, thiccness, and muscle all packaged up in her beloved, honey bee-themed attire. As she went down the ramp, Honie took time to engage with the fans. Waving at them, high-fiving theme, inadvertently hugging a few a too hard, the usual stuff. After she was finished, she soon stood close enough to the ring to talk to Bunny.

"Welp. Here I am! The Heroine of the Beehive has come to the rescue!" Honie buzzed. "Heeeeeeeeeey gaaaaaaaaaaal! It's been a while! I almost forgot about you, to be honest. There were SO many more meanies to bop and smother. But hey! If you're still an unfriendly bun bun, I still have a reserved spot for your face between by tight, sweet honey buns!"

Honie turned her famous and feared stinger booty at Bunny, giving those massive, meaty, muscular cheeks a taunting self-spank! The extra thicc killer bee had quite the impressive resume of foes who were smothered out in those very buns, and Honie had no problem adding Bunny's name to the ever-growing list!

"I assume that's why you call me out here. Ya wanna fight, yeah? Not on the computer but ACTUALLY in the ring this time? Well if you're FINALLY buzzing ready then I'm all for it!" Honie confidently declared, already setting the stage for an intense showdown! The cutie bee then remembered Brandi was also still there. "Oh hi there! Brandi right? I genuinely think its SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE that you two are bunny besties! I assume you knew your partner would be coming out to challenge me tonight. So did you come to watch her get facesat on?" The sassy bee quipped, shooting the Warren a wink and hyping up the crowd as she awaited their response!

Honie's Appearance

[Lunaspark]

When Honie made her appearance, bouncing down to the ring, playing to all the fans, Bomber's lips twisted and spread into an even wider grin than before. She couldn't believe it. This big dumb bug was actually accepting her challenge! And even better, she was coming alone! With Brandi by her own side, Honie was toast!

(Not that she needed Brandi to handle Honie. She knew how to handle bigger women, and she could squash this bug herself. She just liked having the backup.)

"Hah! Like you could ever forget me!" Bomber boasted, hopping toward the ropes. She leaned against them, looking down outside the ring at her online rival. "Get serious!"

With her free hand she reached up, idling playing with a few strands of her deep pink hair as she continued. "And get serious. Like MY face is ever going to end up between THOSE cheeks! Please. I'll beat that ass until it's redder than your ant buddy's mask before I smother you out between these!"

She arched her back, puffing out her sizable chest, giving Honie a good view of what her intentions were for her as she rambled on. Meanwhile, Brandi had stepped forward, standing right beside Bunny Bomber and giving Honie her own dour, hate-filled look. After all the bullshit she had been through in her law career, after all the humiliating losses, tonight was a test. Tonight was a chance to prove herself, and while she was easily the biggest woman in or around the ring at the moment, towering over even Honie, she wasn't stupid. She could tell how powerful Honie was just from a glance, and while she hadn't watched too many of her matches, she knew that the bee was a fierce, dangerous woman. Those muscles weren't just for show, and Brandi knew that even with her size, Honie would toss her around like a sack of potatoes if she was given the chance.

That's why, at that moment, Brandi wanted nothing more to get her own hands on Honie. She wanted her own chance against her, and she wanted to crush her like a bug beneath her heel.

When Honie addressed her directly, Brandi snarled, stepping forward as if to leave the ring and start beating ass right at that moment! The smaller bunnygirl was quick to stop her though, throwing up an arm in front of her as if to say just wait, your time will come.

"Your lucky Brandi isn't the one challenging you!" Bomber roared, bouncing up and down on her heels in anticipation. "This big bitch of a bunny could squash you and your little bug besties without even breaking a sweat! Nah, she's just here to watch me beat you down tonight." She raised her shoulders and let them drop again, giving Honie a long, exaggerated shrug as she continued her ranting and rambling.

"Shame your lil' bug squad doesn't seem to be here, anyway. Humiliating you is one thing, but getting to beat down your buddies too? That'd be a whooole different story. It's kind of a shame you seem to be alone, the two of us would just love embarrassing you and your hive in a tag match too..."

[dddybee]

After Honie addressed Bunny, it was clear as day the tension and rivalry between them hasn't dissipated al all, despite the latter's long-time absence! Honie threated to smother Bunny with her backside, and Bunny threated to smother Honie with her boobs. It was just like the old, Twitter days. Only this time, they were actually gonna fight!

Honie playfully stuck her tongue out at Brandi, after the larger rabbit glared at her. But most of her attention was reserved for the Bunny Bomber, who she couldn't wait to smother in her large bee cheeks! That being said, Bomber soon brought up that with at least one of Honie's bug friends there with her, the two teams could have a tag match. And just as she finished mentioning that, an all-too familiar theme would burst from the microphones!

Arachne's Entrance Theme

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!" Another wrestler cackled, standing on the top of the entrance ramp. Clad in her trademark, black widow spider-themed attire was LAW's resident, bug villain: Arachne Widow Spyder! "What was this NONSENSE Arachne just heard about Brandi being able to squash THE Battle Bugs without breaking a sweat?" The spider snickered, speaking into her own mike and ambling her hourglass figure down the ramp.

"Arachne!" Honie beamed, happy to see her naughty, little friend join her near the ring.

"What's up, Bumble Butt? Arachne couldn't help but overhear the Bunny Bozo wanted BOTH herself and Brandumb to get swarmed into oblivion by the MASTERS of the Swarm. I mean seriously. Isn't Brandi especially like a loser...and a failure...at you know...life? After Brandi's pervious clown performances in the ring, now Arachne's suppose to believe she's finally got her bunny butt in gear? Give Arachne a break. The Villainess of the Spiderweb eats jobbers like you for breakfast." Arachne scoffed, pointing and laughing at Brandi. "Ahahahahahahahaaaa!"

"While the jab at Brandi's past isn't necessary..." Honie said, not exactly improving of Arachne going there. But given The Warren weren't exactly respectful to them either, she could be more tolerant about Arachne paying back the trash talk in such a matter. "We are definitely gonna beat you two! If you'd prefer a buzzing tag match, then we're all in! BRING IT ON!"

"Antonia's not around right now, but we don't need our team's strategic leader to put you tunneling bunnies back in the ground. Hehehe." Arachne may have been the smallest wrestler here, but she was bold and ready. Bomber wasn't the only one here who had ways of dealing with larger adversaries..."

Arachne's Appearance

[Lunaspark]

Bomber scoffed, and Brandi remained silent, a stern look on her face as Arachne appeared and made her way down to join Honie at ringside. It wasn't until Arachne opened her mouth, starting to go off about Brandi past that the big blonde bunny began to snap again, jerking toward the ropes as if planning to try and beat down the bugs right there and now!

But again Bunny threw her arm up, halting her impatient partner, rolling her eyes as she raised her microphone back to her lips.

"This is a new and improved Brandi! This isn't the bimbo you might have seen before, and she's certainly not what you'd call a jobber! Not like your scrawny ass!" She roared, slightly bouncing up and down on her heels as she addressed the newcomer to the back-and-forth war of words. "But y'know what? I'm tired of talking! You two get your asses in the ring so we can do this!"

With those words she tossed her microphone aside, and grabbed Brandi by her arm. She turned from the ropes and stomped across the ring, hauling her gargantuan-sized partner with her, a nasty grin on her face as she waited for the Battle Bugs to get into the ring and fully accept their challenge!

[dddybee]

Since Arachne loved provoking her adversaries, seeing Brandi react to her insults in such an impulsive matter caused the villainess to giggle malevolently. Bunny held back Brandi, opting to verbally retaliate against the spider for her. Given she was great at both giving and taking trash talk, Arachne laughed Bunny's comments off. "Hahaha! Let's see how "scrawny" you think my butt is, when Arachne uses it to smother you to the shadow realm!" The villainess taunted, turning around and shaking her rear at Bunny, a rear that was impressively sizable for a lightweight.

"You're buzzing asking for it!" Honie asserted, after Bunny demanded the Battle Bugs get into the ring. Preforming her signature ring entrance, Honie leaped from off the bottom floor, clean over the top ropes, and into said ring. The ring shook upon the high-flying heavyweight's landing, prompting cheers from the crowd, as the Heroine of the Beehive clenched her fists in a combat stance. Meanwhile, Arachne would expertly scale up the ring, getting comfy and laying down on the top ropes. She showed excellent balance all the while!

"I'm up first!" Honie explained, before pointing a finger at Bunny. "So girl, after all this time, are you finally ready to put your money where your big mouth is?! FIGHT ME!" Given their Twitter history, Honie was adamant about challenging Bunny specifically to square up with her first. The referee confirmed that a standard tag match was about to officially get underway. And the Battle Bugs waited for the Warren to send their opening bunny of choice out!

[Lunaspark]

Honie stepped forward to challenge her, and for a moment, it looked like Bunny Bomber was going to accept. She stepped toward her, a smirk on her lips as she moved toward her Twitter rival...

...and then, she simply turned away, cutely stepping back toward her corner, wiggling her bunny butt as she approached her partner. She wanted to get her hands on Honie, that much was obvious and true, but...she was going to do this her way, and not play by Honie's rules. If Honie wanted her so badly, she was going to have to learn to be patient!

She reached up, slapping Brandi's hand, and the bigger, meaner bunny stepped forward, approaching Honie with a look of complete and utter contempt on her face. Honie was by no means a small woman, but Brandi towered over her, the blonde bunny staring down at the honey bee with the look of a predator looking toward it's prey.

"You're up again me first, bumble bitch," she sneered, moving closer toward Honie, shoving her bigger body into the bee's own. "And I can't wait to squash you beneath my heel..."

[dddybee]

Honie opted to challenge the Bunny Bomber to square up first. But despite initially approaching the Heroine of the Beehive, Bunny just did this to tease her. She instead opted to turn away, deciding to square up with Honie on her own terms. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were just afraid of getting sat on by me."~ Honie teased back, before Bunny swapped places with Brandi.

While both heavyweight wrestlers, Brandi was an outright giantess! Though the brave heroine showed no signs of intimidation. When Brandi pressed her body into Honie, Honie was quick to return the gesture, despite the size difference between them! "What did you call me...?" Honie grumbled. "If you wanna get stung first..., THEN SO BE IT!"

The referee directed the girls to back away from each other a bit. Just so they could squared up proper, with the sound of the bell. And once that bell sounded, Honie rocked forward! She'd aim to lock-up with Brandi, so she could attempt to shove her back! Honie may not have been the biggest heavyweight in LAW, but she was certainly among the strongest. And she was determine to show Brundi size didn't mean everything, when it came to raw power!

[Lunaspark]

"You heard me, bumble bitch..." Brandi echoed with a snarl in her words and a particular emphasis on her nickname for Honie, snorting as she stared down at the buggy badass. When the referee stepped in, she huffed but stepped back, giving the space that they'd need to properly start this match off.

Then the moment, the exact moment that the bell rang, she roared and charged right back in, arms raised to meet Honie with her grapple. She wasted no time in helping close the gap between the two of them, hitting Honie head-on and fully, willingly accepting the lock-up, showing that she had nothing to fear from Honie, and that she wasn't backing down one inch from the biggest of the Battle Bugs.

The moment they met and laid hands upon one another, Brandi planted her boots firmly against the mat. Her muscles began to swell and bulge, as she leaned in toward Honie, exerting her fantastic strength in an attempt to overpower Honie, and to start forcing her backward. She was bigger than the bee, and (in her mind, at least) she knew she was the stronger of the two, and wanted nothing more than to prove it by shoving Honie back in the direction of her corner.

Meanwhile, standing on the apron of Brandi's corner was Bomber, screaming and yelling at the top of her lungs. "COME ON, BRANDI! SQUASH THAT BUG QUICK SO WE CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

[dddybee]

The match between the Warren and the Battle Bugs was underway. And it was kicking off with the respective heavyweights from each stable engaged in a full-power push-off! Things started off pretty even at first, with neither wrestler giving an inch. But while there were people that trained to prioritize muscle mass over strength, Brandi soon proved that her muscles weren't just for show! When she leaned in towards Honie, swelling her guns and perfecting her form, the bee heroine was actually forced to take a few steps back! Of course Bomber was loudly encouraging her partner, but Arachne would ensure the Battle Bugs were not outdone in this regard!

"Let's go Bumble Butt! Push with your glutes and COOK that overstuffed Elmer Fudd dinner!" Arachne cheered. In response, Honie tightened her grip on her opponent's hands, before changing the stance of her legs. With one leg now behind the other, Honie would take a deeper step forward. This would let her put her leg, hip, and glute strength into the push. And Honie was known for having one of the strongest if not THE strongest butt in the business. Combining all of that with her impressive arm strength, Honie would attempt to force Brandi back even more than Brandi had pushed her back prior, if she was able to! "BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"