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“Now for some big title matches! I’ve been holding this one in forever! One of the most underrated stars in LAW is getting a shot at gold for the first time in her life vs someone who’s no stranger to these big moments. The small but super duper cute Annie Clark has been a peach around LAW. She shows up and looks amazing then flattens girls with her amazing power. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love small powerhouses! And the sad thing is, not trusting her for that reason still fails to scratch the surface of the many issues I have with our Lightweight Champion Kelsea Rose famously known as Rose Gold. Rose Gold has almost everything an admirable champion can have. She has the winning record and more title defenses than any champion in LAW, she looks cute and even cuter when she’s dressed up for a match, knows a bunch of fighting skills that show her amazing talent and she has a memorable number of PPV appearances with the longest single champion title reign in LAW history at over 1,000 days. So why does this hostess not dig Rose Gold? Because Rose Gold thrives on making other people suffer. She has the skill to be champion, we can’t take that away from her, if we were to count the opponents she faced who were actual threats however we would find that we can take a lot from her that way. Of her title matches a few were against new or inexperienced girls in what she calls the Midas Touch. A fancy way of letting her have her way with new meat and borderline Young Lionesses and call that a defense. And for her matches she’s almost never alone, she has Lexy Alan around to bother people and announce her before matches so that she can do whatever she wants knowing that Lexy can find ways to make a save. One of the few matches I can say are mostly unblemished and well-earned would be her mma style match against Amano Jaku where she showed off one of her combat talents outside of wrestling and after she was done her and Lexy still decided to humiliate Amano for giving Rose a hard time. She’s good enough to slip through some defenses through the skin of her teeth when she cheats so when the day finally comes that it happens I’ll be smiling like crazy. Having said all this I know some of you are asking me about this match. Some of you are wondering why I’m excited to announce this with Rose’s track record. What if she wins and humiliates Annie like all the others? How can I be happy about this match knowing that it puts so much pressure on Annie and what Rose Gold could do to exploit that? The only thing I can say is that we can’t worry about what Rose Gold is going to do. What we should ask ourselves is what is Annie Clark going to do? Annie you know who you’re fighting and you know what she’ll do. You’ve seen match after match of this girl's tricks and if you want to win you should have them all memorized and be prepared for anything. Annie, in a few weeks you’ll be here in Salzburg Austria in the biggest fight of your life and if you have half the heart that I know you do I know exactly what you’ll do! You’re going to march into Austria, into that ring and give Rose the biggest Lightweight smackdown a powerhouse has ever given another girl. You’re going to make her feel scared and weak and feeble not because you’re cruel but because you know to show her no mercy until that bell rings and you’re hand is raised and I know that when you’re done and if you’ve done your job right, 30,000 fans in that arena and 10 times as many all over the world will be screaming your name as you hold one of the greatest prizes of all time and tell the world ‘LAW Annie Clark is here to represent you! Go get her Annie! As for the rest of you! Rose Gold thinks she is LAW, that she is the most important person in LAW. In that case when this match starts I want you to speak loud and proud and tell Annie one thing! Fight the LAW! Let’s come together, bring your hands in and get ready because when it’s time we will bring you the best and biggest week of your entire life! Goooooo AAAANNNIIIEEE!”


“If you ever feel like your hard work isn’t getting you anywhere, just know that our next two competitors had to work really hard to get here and now sit high up and will soon fight for one of the biggest prizes in wrestling in what is the first PPV Main Event for both of them. Fight the LAW would never pass on a chance to have a blockbuster match for its blockbuster week! Our Middleweight Champion Kyoko Akan who for some odd reason continues to carry that strange fake belt around still even though she has a real title will be making her second defense of it against the Emerald Storm Alizeh Midori. After her match at We Are Law Kate told Alizeh to win gold, and I guess when Kate gives an order like that Alizeh had no choice but to listen since at the very next PPV she’s fighting for gold. On that same PPV Kyoko took on Wyvern in her first real defense and showed LAW what kind of champion she plans to be. Regardless of my thoughts about Kyoko which are mostly negative; I will admit she did a lot of incredible things to get here, including beating that twerp Emaline to become champ in the first place, she’s earned this moment after being one of the stars of LAW for years. In LAW’s short history Kyoko’s been around screaming to everyone that she’s the reason we watch while carrying out a vendetta against every single person with a nice belly that gets close to her. I can name a few other reasons like a certain duo of really cute cheerleaders and some of the stars I’ve already mentioned who are already on this card to counter that. I can’t lie and say no one’s watching though. Somehow she does manage to bring a crowd and judging the way she acts that’s all she wants. For you to watch whether you’re cheering or booing. We’ve watched her bring her fake belt and have that belt destroyed. We’ve watched her go back and forth with Da Xia across multiple PPV’s which I think by this point is a record on how many times two people have fought each other on these; someone fact-check me on that and put a disclaimer or something to verify, so she’s made history in some ways. I can’t even lie either, as much as I dislike her for how brutal she is I can never fully hate someone who’s not afraid to air out their complaints when they feel stuck in the middle. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn’t relate. So good news for you Kyoko all that talk about how you deserve to be on top has paid off! Too bad for you that Alizeh Midori isn’t looking to be your statistic she's looking at that shiny belt that you beat her friend to defend. And she’s got a smoking hot brunette encouraging her to take that shiny belt from you which is going to make her way stronger when she tries. Take it from a cheerleader getting encouragement from cuties is the biggest strength booster there is. The challenger has walked a tough road to reach this spot and has been training with the greats and even taken a few licks if it means she can improve. Now she’s one win away from being the champ. Exciting isn’t it? A champion who still needs to prove she can stay on the mountain and a fresh new face looking to climb it. Something’s going to give and I think these two will be showing us what the future of LAW’s going to look like for us Middleweights. Stay tuned!”


“I don’t want to spoil you guys. Actually yes I do of course I do LAW fans deserve to be spoiled none of this is possible without you and that's why we Love ya! So here’s a juicy little tidbit that you might be hearing here first. Kat Hart, Aurora Estrella, and Tracy Canon; known worldwide as the LAW tag team champions, are going to make another appearance at Fight the LAW. Last Fight the LAW was an all-timer for the Swat Cats when they pulled some double duty between weeks. Week 1 Kat and Tracy defended the belts against Superstars Harmonia and Molly. Then they split off for week 2 Tracy took a break and it was Aurora and Kat both trying to win singles gold when Aurora took on Rose Gold in a ladder match and Kat Hart was in between Astrid and Alaina for the Heavyweight triple threat. Sadly neither took the win that day and Aurora had even more trouble after she was badly injured at Apex. This will be her first appearance since then and of course, Kat and Tracy want to be there with her! I can’t say who else might come and sadly it won’t be me and Cheryl due to hosting duties but we both know what those three love to do when a PPV comes around. I smell another open challenge coming and that means more tag team action. So who will it be? And could they be the ones to dethrone the Cats after a few strokes of bad luck have befallen the once super team? Can’t say. Anything can happen and you should be there to watch!”