The Happy Hamster and the Cross Cat: Tania Trom vs Louise Bélair

[GolemGuardian]

Match Type: Extreme Rules
Victory is decided by pinfall, submission, or KO
Use of tables, chairs, kendo sticks, baseball bats, and anything else is allowed and encouraged

Tania hopped from one foot to the other, stretching her arms across her chest while waiting for her cue. She hadn't been in an extreme rules match in quite a long time. Her little indie league didn't book them very often, for whatever reason. She couldn't even remember her last one, other than she retained a championship during it. Not that she held it long after, but it was the only part she really recalled.

Not to mention, she looked up her opponent ahead of time. Lou seemed like a tough girl, from what all she had seen. She was sure they were gonna have a fun match and leave them both very sore after. Hopefully there wouldn't be any hard feelings later.

Her theme soon began, colorful lights flashing like a rainbow across the stage as she walked out. Her smile, bright as the multi colored light, greeted the cheering fans. The lass brought her fist up to her chest, pumping her forearm with her opposite hand before kneeling and punching the ground, causing a flurry of white sparks to shoot out. The crowd cheered at the spectacle, causing the already large grin on the lass to grow bigger. She would then make her way down to the ring, high fiving fans and even fist bumping some as she made her way down.

Spoiler

[Bearhug Goddess]

Louise was going to fight in an Extreme rules match for the first time and for once she was spoiled for choice for her entry on stage. Kendo sticks, baseball bats, chairs, guitars... So many weapons at her disposal, all lined up next to each other while she hesitated on which one to take first. She didn't have much time to think, her opponent's theme had just started and she had to make a choice, quickly but while humming.

"Hmmm... It-will-be-you-I-will-take-after-three, one, two, three !~"

She let chance choose and her finger point towards one of the weapons in front of her. She smiles mischievously and gets up to take it in hand, playing with it a little before looking at herself one last time in front of the mirror, feeling powerful and invincible with this weapon.

"It's perfect~"

She rushed to get out of her locker room and luckily, the blonde was not yet in the ring. It was the perfect moment, her opponent was too busy greeting the audience and grooving to her own music and the goddess was going to remind her that the match had just started by hitting her in the head.
Louise was already powerful with her fists, giving her a metal chair was the worst thing to do. It was like giving a child a weapon, except this child really wanted to hurt her opponent and establish herself as the protagonist of this match.

“Hey, bitch ! Kneel when the goddess show herself !~”

Following this blow, the music stopped, the audience remained silent until the few fans that the French had had shouted seeing their goddess finally being on stage while the rest of the audience tried to boo Louise for her action. It was exactly the effect the goddess wanted to give, something that the audience and her opponent would remember for a long time even before the match had started!

Louise

[GolemGuardian]

Tania was completely unaware of the brunette's plans backstage. She was too engrossed with highfiving, fistbumping, and vibing her way down the ramp to the ring. A possible pre-match attack was the last thing on her mind. It wasn't until she was halfway down, some fans looking horrified, that anything was amiss. And even then, it was only when steel met skull that the naive lass knew Lou had joined her on the ramp.

With a metallic thud Tania fell forward into the barricade, using it as support to keep herself up. One hand felt the bruise on the back of her head, wincing from the contact, whilst boos and some cheers rained down on the self-proclaimed goddess. "Ouch... What was..." She looked over her shoulder, the pained daze focusing in on the giant, purple cat face on Lou's shirt. "Kitty?" She shook her head, clearing her head before turning to Lou. "Hey! What was that about!?" She asked upset, still holding her head. "I was still doing my entrance!"

[Bearhug Goddess]

It was Louise's first chair shot, at least at LAW. She was not used to using weapons in her fights as she found it more fun to hit her opponents with her fists, although she could see the effects of the metal chair. This chair could have knocked the blonde to the ground and the blow was strong enough that it distorted her vision. Following her opponent's reflection, Louise raised an eyebrow and used the chair as a cane in front of her.

“The fuck are you saying?”

The goddess looked down on her opponent, wondering if the staff had just sent her a beginner or a wrestler who was still too weak for her. She might have felt sorry for the blonde on the ground or even felt pity, but Louise wasn't that type. No, she had no pity and intended to stop with this simple chair shot! She kicked Tania in the face and if that was enough to knock her to the ground, Louise would place the still-folded chair on her opponent's chest and face before sitting on it and striking a pose and facing the camera with a mischievous smile.

"Now that I think about it, your face reminds me of a rodent... A hamster ! Anyway, if we stay like that for several minutes I can forgive you for not kneeling in my presence, next time learn your place~"

Louise imposed herself once again by humiliating her opponent, using her as a chair but in a way that was more painful than humiliating. While Louise smiled innocently at the camera and at the referee who had not started the match, her fans supported her in the way she acted while the majority of the audience booed her once again for spoiling the entrance of the match. Tania dare to continue to humiliate and hurt her.

[GolemGuardian]

Tania blinked a few times as her vision focused back to normal. She voiced her complaint, faintly realizing that the 'purple cat' she sqw was actually a purple heart in place of an 'o,' and Lou clearly didn't give much, if any, care for it. She even looked down on her, leaning on the chair, like an annoyed, uppity bitch. "Hey! Don't dismi- grrkkk!"

Tania tried to rise back to her full height, but the brunette kicked her in the face. The lass fell to the ground, still holding her head in pain. Lou took the chance to lay the chair on her, seat on her chest and back on her aching face, sitting down on it and posing for the cameras. "Gnnnnrr! Hhhnnnggg!!!" Tania struggled a little as Lou made her demands, telling her to stay down there for a few minutes. Much as she was tempted to just humor the brunette so they could finally go to the ring and actually start this match, she did not like how self absorbed her opponent was.

Summoning her strength, Tania grabbed the sides of the chair and prepared herself. "Hhrrnnngg! Get... off!!" She nearly screamed, suddenly turning towards the barricade they were still near. If she took Lou by surprise, it would have sent the brunette into the padded metal head first. While not as bad as the chair shot, it would hopefully give the lass time to toss the chair aside and get up.

Once upright, Tania grabbed her opponent and straightened her up. "That was for the rude chair shot!" As she spoke, her right fist reeled back. "And this," She sent her fist forward, aiming for a hard belly punch to get the girl a bit more willing to cooperate. "Is for the face kick!" If she was able to get the brunette less aggressive, she'd put an arm over her shoulder, and make her way to the ring with her. She was going to get this match started officially, unlike what Lou had tried to do.

[Bearhug Goddess]

Even though Louise was busy posing for the camera while she crushed her opponent under her ass and the chair bent, she could still feel the chair vibrate under her ass and her opponent grunt. She was quite confident, her opponent was taller but didn't seem stronger than her, at least not capable of lifting her weight. That was without counting on the barricade to the side which helped enormously in Tania pushing Louise back and causing her to fall forward, and luckily, knock her head against the metal steps next to the ring.

“Kah!”

Louise stroked her head and was slightly dizzy after this blow, presumably her opponents loved her head banging against the iron steps, perhaps because of the noise? She gets into a sitting position and strokes her head before seeing the hamster in front of her, standing and clenching a fist. It didn't take several seconds for Louise to hit herself in the stomach with a powerful punch and the Frenchwoman didn't expect her opponent to be so physically strong, she thought her oppenent was lucky earlier !

“Gwaaah!..”

The pain in the head disappears and passes the relay to the stomach. Louise let herself go, letting go of all the muscles in her body to make herself even heavier than she already was. She gets thrown into the ring where she rolls before getting up at full speed to welcome her opponents into the ring in the best possible way, with a powerful forearm strike to the chest!

[GolemGuardian]

Louise was definitely over confident, the Irish lass was finding. Calling her a hamster, laying the chair across her, sitting down on it, and posing for the cameras while requesting she stay down there for a bit. Not wanting to feed this over inflated ego and get the match officially began, she grabbed the chair and threw it, and the brunette, off of her. A hard 'clang' told her Louise had hit something, but she had figured it would be the barricade. Tania hadn't realized how far down she actually was, only reorienting once she saw her opponent draped against the steps.

With a shrug, Tania grabbed her slightly smaller opponent and helped her up. And in case the blow to the head hadn't kept Louise tame for her, the lass decided to throw a punch into the unsuspecting girl's stomach. Feeling the brunette deflate, Tania rolled her opponent into the ring. Turning back to the crowd one last time, giving them her attention one last time with some enthusiastic eaves, the lass went into the ring herself.

Only to receive a forearm right to her chest, sending her back into the ropes as the bell soon finally rang. "Gnnn," she groaned momentarily, before coming right back at the French girl. "Hwwwwwooooohhhh!!!" As she cried out, Tania threw her own forearm at Louise, smashing it similarly into her chest. Even if her opponent kept trying to throw unexpected attacks at her, the lass was pumped to fight Louise and wasn't going to just sit back and take whatever.

[Bearhug Goddess]

Louise was very lucky that her opponent with the same facial features as a rodent was adored by the crowd, this allowed her to recover a little strength while Tania was occupied by the crowd. And as she had wanted, she welcomed the arrival of her opponent in the ring with a forearm strike on the chest. Despite the size difference, Louise was powerful enough to push her opponent back to the ropes with a single punch, but it wasn't impressive enough for Tania.

As the match had officially begun, Louise smirked at her opponent, looking at her with an "impressed?~" look. But Tania didn't seem to care and lunged at Louise to face her, slamming the French girl's huge chest with her forearm as Louise had done previously.

“GUHhh !”

A slight sigh of pain was heard from the Frenchwoman's side, her opponent's blow was powerful enough to hurt her but barely strong enough to make her take a single step back. As a good brawler, Louise couldn't afford to lose an exchange of blows and she was already ready to deliver her next move, a front kick to the stomach of her blonde opponent to knock her backwards again. If Tania moved back far enough, Louise would follow up by throwing herself at her opponent, seeking to execute her Goddess' Clash which was a simple Running Body Splash.

[GolemGuardian]

Tania was more than happy as the match was finally underway. The crowd paid good money to see the two hit each other with everything and anything they could get their hands on, after all. She sure didn't appreciate the ambush her opponent gave her, nor her disrespectful treatment that followed, but unlike Louise, Tania was a professional. The show had to go on, no matter what comes first.

Not long after the brunette's opening forearm smash, the Irish lass would come back with her own smash. She was a little impressed by the fact the girl barely moved, but she didn't have time to appreciate it before a foot found its way to her gut. "Gnnhh-" She wasn't given any room to try and get away from the ropes, limiting her somewhat.

Then, whether in another surge of overconfidence or want to display dominance, Lou herself presented a chance for the lass to move. With as little room as they had by the ropes, the brunette went for a body splash onto Tania. Hurt as she was, the lass had taken much harder beatings than this. She had enough mind to grab Lou around and lift her up, aiming to bring her down throat first across the top rope right behind her.

"Next time," Tania said, moving behind her slightly smaller opponent and getting her arms around her. "Try gettingmore distance, and keeping your opponent in a daze first!" The lass would pull at the French lady, tossing her over in a pseudo judo throw. However, rather than land on her back, Tania aimed to change the angle and spike the top of Louise's head into the mags rather than her back, hoping to put the girl in a daze to get her own, unimpeded offense in.

[Bearhug Goddess]

Louise thought her kick was enough to stun her opponent with surprise and pain, but Tania was a seasoned wrestler with more experience than her and this allowed her to quickly recover from the Frenchwoman's powerful kick. Obviously, this also meant that Louise's Goddess' clash would be interrupted by the blonde who dodged the Frenchwoman's body before locking her in her arms.

"Huh? Let me- GAHH!"

Tania didn't give the Frenchwoman time to speak and escape and threw the wildcat to the ground with a simple judo hold that slammed Louise's head into the ground rather than her neck, shoulders or back. It was more painful than any hit and hold she had received and the ground wasn't helping at all. The so-called goddess remained lying on the ground moaning in pain, curling up to stroke her head with both hands due to the pain. She was completely defenseless and this was going to last for a long time.