I Am Ahab.
As the thunder of the drums and the amped electric guitar cries filled the auditorium, an image filled the titantron. Its background depicted a wasteland. Black smoke and bouts of fire rose from an angry, red ground littered with bones. Thorns sprouted from black fissures like the sporangial spines of a fungal infection. Over it all hung an Angel, black wings and chained arms outstretched, under a halo of white light from the top center of the canvas. The video flickered, like candlelight, as the wrestler Phoenix entered in the spotlight.
"At one hundred and forty five pounds...Phoenix...Van...Drake!"
Phoenix
Her collar was tight around her neck, cinched around a sufficiently narrow diameter that it made the skin bulge, barely, where leather met throat. There were those, she knew, who would not take the angelic imagery seriously, who would see in it exaggerated posturing around cliché biblical imagery. But what they failed to grasp, Phoenix thought, was that angels are servants--agents of God who brought fury and just desolation.
What was God's will in this debut?
Phoenix curled her lips as a wave of disgust rolled through her stomach. She was nobody to LAW, another insignificant new talent to be fed to the audience...an audience that regularly slopped filth.
God's will was punishment, the righting of unbalanced scales, and the humiliation of the many, many deserving. It would begin by making this Quetzalcoatl bray like an ass.

