Pollie Cosmo (D) vs Yuri Yoshika (D)

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Pollie Cosmo (D) vs Yuri Yoshika (D)

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"Weighing in at one hundred and seventy six pounds, one of our newest Lioness recruits — Yuri...Yoshikaaa!"

The stadium was dark in the moments anticipating the entrance of tonight's first Lioness. Her song centered a child's voice, singing non-lexical vocalizations over a sustained echo from a taiko drum. The traditional nature of the drum and the near-a capella nature of the choral music suggested a cool, historic mood with undercurrents of menace, like the ectoplasmic memories of a ghost streaming through the arena's vents.

Then, the electric guitar hit lie a thunderbolt, and a woman appeared in a burst of spotlight. She wore a wrestling outfit that amalgamated many styles. At root, it was a mere jumpsuit, but it had been modified to suggest a variety of false pieces — a kimono sash at the waist created the illusion of a black robe with the high collar of a Chinese qipao, which all matching black pants with a slit cut down the side. What the audience would in all likelihood find most striking, however, was the gleaming noh-inspired white mask she wore, which reflected the light like a star.
The Mask
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The Outfit
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Are my pants too tight?

The feeling of so many eyes on Yuri made her skin itch. She had already seen her friends Monika and Natsuki perform in their separate debuts, and she knew they were watching her today as well, but she had asked them to quietly take seats in the back: She had not wanted the additional stress of performing for them. However, she had begun to regret this decision. As she strode down the runway, endeavoring to capture the essence of a spirit evoked from a past century, the sense of an unfamiliar and possibly unfriendly audience on every side began to feel suffocating.

At last, she ascended into the ring, and her song reached a fever pitch. Had it been an error to choose an anime theme song for her entrance? The spirit of the piece had seemed perfectly evocative of her goals for her character at the time, but...now she wondered if it simply seemed a bit Otaku? But there were larger issues. It was time to...take off the mask.

This had been a point of discussion. Monika had insisted that wrestling with a mask would pose too many obstacles. It would limit her field of vision — and anyway, what would happen when her opponent, a "heel" as the fans called them, decided to attack her by stealing or soiling the mask? Really, though, it had been Sayori who sealed the deal. You gotta take it off Yuri! It's for the good of the team. You have a totally gorgeous face, you know, and we need that to show people what our team is all about! There were many questionable things about this line of reasoning, of course, but one simply did not say no to Sayori.

Standing in her ring corner, Yuri took a deep breath and lifte both hands to her mask. It's just like jumping into a swimming pool, Yuri. With one stroke, she tore the mask of her face, allowing her rich purple hair to flow free behind her as the light illuminated her stoic face. She stared into the crowd, worked her last nerve to keep her face flat, and turned slowly, ghost-like, to face her opponent's ramp.
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I’m a cryptid
Chose my own name
Now I’m Mildred
It’s no Mothman
Chupacabra
But it’s mine and
I deserve it
It’s my name and
I deserve it
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Re: Pollie Cosmo (D) vs Yuri Yoshika (D)

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"And her opponent, weighing in at one-hundred and five pou--"

"SHUT IT!"

A collective gasp filled the arena, a confused buzz running through the audience as their attention snapped from the outwardly graceful Yuri to the top of the ramp, where her opponent- And the source of the shocking interjection- Was standing with a hip cocked and a mic firmly grasped in her hand. With a simple pink leotard offset by a matching cap and golden chains around her neck, she certainly stood out compared to most other Young Lionesses- She seemd determined to make a lasting first impression. Above all else though, most everybody couldn't help but pick out one small detail about her...
Pollie Cosmo baby
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She was... Er... small.

"I'm not gonna sit here and let some dorky loser in a tacky-ass suit introduce me like the rest of these girls. Nah nah nah, I'm not like the others, and I'm especially not like this little History Channel wannabe. I'm gonna get this shit started off right- HIT IT!"

With a snap of her fingers, thumping percussion almost completely drowned out the bewildered muttering of the crowd, a smirk spreading across her lips. With a deep breath, she brings the mic to her lips...



You're gonna know me so lemme introduce myself
I'm finna be puttin' these lame bitches on a shelf
Call me Pollie Cosmo, and I'm the freshest one here
Fuck the spandex, you can catch me wearin' cashmere
People look at me, I think they underreckon
They got me up against some reject from Tekken
Gotta wear a mask, gotta try and hide her face
Shoulda kept it on, now it's easy to debase
When it's all said and done, after I get my win
Gonna leave your punk ass lookin' like Aphex Twin
So ladies and gents, get your flash photography
Cuz you're about to witness me catch a body
It ain't personal, but for the rest of the month?
Your ass is gonna consider retirement




As Pollie's rap continued on and she made her way down the ramp, the fans all seemed taken aback by the brazen display of cocksure bragging- And, once the lyrics start to turn into more personal potshots at Yuri's expense, they actively turned on the little rapper. A few jeers and indignant groans steadily grew into a tidal wave of boos, overwhelming the sound of Pollie's rhymes and leaving her unable to continue. She didn't seem to mind though- In fact all the boos seemed to envigorate her, a wide, devious smile on her face as she scaled the steps and sauntered onto the apron. With her last line, she carelessly tossed the microphone aside and let it bang on the floor with a pop of feedback, before she gripped the top rope and swung her way in above the middle- And now, in the ring, she locked eyes with the stone-faced Yuri, a mischievous glint in her eye as she placed her hands on her hips!

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History channel wannabe...?

Yuri furrowed her brow. She was aware, of course, that a certain amount of "shittalk" was to be expected in a wrestling match, and that it was important not take any of it very personally. Still. There was something about that phrase that stung. Was she perceived as weakly aping a shallow facade of history without any style either individual to her or redolent with a deeper theme...?

Yuri was broken from her reverie when the speakers blared to life. It was a walking rhythm. One TWO one TWO. Her head cocked to one side, tongue in her cheek as her ear pricked. The beat started far away, an echo, then there was the drop. ONE TWO ONE TWO. On the one hand, it was definitely...well. Sexy. It had an aggressive personality, each off-beat like a punch across the face. On the other hand, that very energy made it threatening in a way that made her skin crawl—and impression that only got worse once Pollie started rapping.

(God. What Yuri wouldn't do to have a talent like that.)

There was no avoiding the crosshairs in the lyrics. This was targeted, demeaning, from the selfsame perspective as History channel wannabe. It made her feel naked and quite silly, as she became intensely aware of just how many over-ornate layers her costume contained. The fact that Pollie had developed these quips in the brief period of time between Yuri's entrance and Pollie's only made the feat that much more intimidating. Up to this point, Yuri had thought that perhaps she might have a chance in her debut, situated as she was against a fellow Lioness. The longer the rap went on, however, the heavier her heart felt.

Damn.

Eventually, it was over, and the two wrestlers were left to face each other from across the ring. Yuri's mouth felt dry, but—mmm. There was no denying the imperative. She had to say something. "Er..." She stared at Pollie...and felt the silence drag. She swallowed, then raised a hand. She pointed. "That's...Or rather those are very big words for um. For such a small..." She'd been going to say creature. When she felt the words on the tip of her tongue, however, they felt dehumanizing and inappropriate. "Or rather—they are words of such stature as...poorly fit such a small, diminutive, generally unthreateningly...petite person. Such as yourself."

Yuri's face burned in the beat of silence that followed.
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Nice to meet you
I’m a cryptid
Chose my own name
Now I’m Mildred
It’s no Mothman
Chupacabra
But it’s mine and
I deserve it
It’s my name and
I deserve it
Madilyn Mei

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Re: Pollie Cosmo (D) vs Yuri Yoshika (D)

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Pollie waited.

... And waited.

... Aaaaand waited- Her smile slowly waning as the silence between the two carried on for far too long. She's already said plenty herself- She spit a whole 16 bars just seconds ago! Surely Yuri would want to have some kind of retort, right? Pollie crossed her arms, tapping her foot impatiently as she stared at Yuri expectantly...

Perhaps luckily for the tongue-tied girl, just because there was silence in the ring, doesn't mean it was pin-drop quiet. Quite the contrary: The whole room was filled with the restless derision of the audience, still in an uproar at Pollie's brutal mockery of her opponent! It must have been comforting for Yuri to know she had the support of the crowd at least!

Then again, perhaps that just added the pressure of not wishing to let them down...

Oh- Oh she's finally speaking! Pollie perked up as Yuri started to craft a reply, hanging on every word... And though she didn't show it, internally the rapper was grinning from ear to ear at Yuri's first verbal stumble. Oh she has this in the bag.

"That's the best you got, huh? Just some synonyms?" The pint-sized fighter scoffed and rolled her eyes at the pathetic attempt of a comeback, drumming her fingers against her hip and raising a hand. "I could sit here and write a whole thesaurus on your ass: 'Boring'. 'Lackluster'. 'Unremarkable'. 'Jejune'..." She counted off each and every adjective with a raised finger, before waving her hand flippantly and crossing her arms with a click of her tongue, her eyes narrowing at Yuri in a judgemental, unimpressed glare. "You're gonna need way more than synonyms if you're gonna make it in this biz, kid. Y'gotta have some bark. Bite don't mean shit if nobody wants to see you bite."

Yeesh. Thank goodness the crowd can't hear them...

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Boring Lackluser Unremarkable Jejune

After the last of this onslaught, Yuri could no longer hold eye contact. She glanced to the side as her face burned so hot that if she had licked her lips, she thought it might sizzle.

The worst of it was when she caught herself nodding. How could she help it? Pollie was correct to highlight the enormous shortfall between Yuri's attempt and the level of performance required pay due respect to this sport. Indeed, I apologize, I'll do better—or try. Try to do better.

...Which of course was wrong, too, and she knew it was wrong, but all knowing did was make her stomach tie itself into ever more complicated knots.

Her eyes wandered, scanning the audience of strangers. Why oh why had she asked her friends to sit in the back?

DING DING DING

...

And there was the bell. OK.

Yuri felt herself floating away from her corner, like a boat adrift, her eyes finally back on her opponent.

Don't think about her.

Think about you.


She was a judoka—a warrior like water. She stood straight, one foot pointed at Pollie, the other angled away in a shizen-tai natural-state pose. She breathed deeply, centering her focus, then raised her hands and began to shuffle, cautiously, towards Pollie.

If I let her take the first move, I can react and adapt my strategy to be appropriate to counter whatever tactics she has in mind...
Nice to meet you
I’m a cryptid
Chose my own name
Now I’m Mildred
It’s no Mothman
Chupacabra
But it’s mine and
I deserve it
It’s my name and
I deserve it
Madilyn Mei

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