The Goose has a mic.

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Hilda was waiting for her queue to come out to the ring. She was holding a mic as she was given a promo to tell the world who she was. This is regarding that fact that Hilda sorta begged to make a promo for her debut in LAW. And with the record she had for putting down killer promos, LAW officials eventually let her do her promo. Hilda then had her entrance theme play as she was ready to make her debut.

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Hilda came out to a mostly silent crowd with a few cheers for people that knew her. She raised her hands to pump up the crowd to at least have a cheer for her; which did eventually work as the crowd was a little more excited. She then nodded and started to jog to the ring. She then slid into the ring before hopping a bit and walked to the middle of the ring to start her promo.

“Helloooooooo LAW! My name is Hilda Martin and I’m here to talk to ya about who I am. Well, I don’t need no introduction apart from that but I am Hilda Martin. I’m a killer on the mic and a killer in the ring. I came here all the way from the West Point of Canada. And if you don’t know your geography well, it’s way far away from where I’m standing. But you wouldn’t be here if you did know your geography. Can I get a honk?”

The crowd was slowly getting into the charisma of Hilda as some in the crowd actually gave her a honk.

“Yeah! That’s what I like to hear. Well anyways, as you probably guessed by my attire and asking you all to give me a honk, I’m the goose of LAW. Some people may want to be the GOAT of LAW. But to that I say, fuck being the GOAT. I rather be the GOOSE of LAW. I don’t wanna be known as some star that gives out the strongest and best of matches. It gets pretty boring talking about who’s the greater wrestler in the history of LAW. I wanna be known as someone giving all of you fans something to laugh and get hyped about via my awesome promos. Besides, goats are pretty trashy compared to geese. Can I get a honk?”

The crowd was now getting a feel for Hilda as she heard a more louder honk from the crowd.

“Yeah! Now I’m feeling your energy. That’s what I like. That’s what I wanna hear. All you fans are now knowing how much of a killer on the mic I am. Pretty surprising for all of you to be hyped up by someone in her early 30s.”

The crowd was confused. Was this young looking woman in the ring is in her actual 30s?

“That’s right, LAW. I’m 31 years old. I’m the literal definition of a MILF being on LAW. But I ain’t got them qualities if you know what I’m saying. Can I get a honk?”

Hilda received an audible honk from the crowd.

“Yeah I may be an older woman that might be past her prime. In fact, I might possibly be the oldest debutant in the history of LAW. But that just means I got experience. While your mega stars were getting their diaper changed, I was in the ring, showing the world my skills. I was making promos and having the charisma to put asses in seats while those young ladies in the back were just learning how Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And now I’m here to show these girls how much experience I got in my middle age years. Can I get a honk?”

As the crowd gave Hilda another honk, someone’s entrance theme started playing.

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Entrance Theme

The Harbingers

It wouldn't be long before the Harbingers would find their next target crush. It wasn't Hilda's mistake she came out all alone and started talking her ear off. Oh wait it was exactly that reason why The Harbingers wanted to make cook her goose. The trio would walk march down with Bernie holding the mic"You just couldn't keep you're big mouth shut now could you?" She grinned as Annabelle turned and asked" Bernie... am I the one facing her?" " Nope either Candice or I will make her into dinner tonight"

They stopped as both Candice and Bernie stepped through the topes and into the ring"Now just to be fair, you will pick either myself Bernadette Nobel or my green haired girl Candice Edison She passed it over to Candice"Yeah, because either way you're dead meat tonight!" She licked her legs with a hint of bloodlust.

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Hilda smiled as they came down towards the ring and introduced themselves and threaten her. She laughed in her faces as she placed the mic back near her mouth.

“I’m sorry. Who the hell are you guys? I’m new here and I’m trying to know every single person on the roster.”

She looked Candice with confusion as she continued speaking.

“Your name is what? Can-? Candi-”

As Candice was gonna say her name again, Hilda interrupted her with a pun on her name.

“CAN DICE BITCH GET A BETTER HAIRCUT! Like seriously, look at your hair. I don’t know if you pissed on it or you done a terrible job trying to match super saiyan Goku. Frankly your hair looks like a piece of lettuce. Can I get a honk!”

The crowd was feeling her now as they gave her a honk. She then turned to Bernadette.

“And what about you, Ms. Nurse cap? Your name is Bernadette Nobel? The hell kind of name is Bernadette? Eh, probably something foreign. What I don’t get is your last name Nobel. I mean, I heard you were the most ruthless one in this trio of yours. Hell, you make it so easy with a last name such as that with the fact that you’re probably called Nobel because you can’t hear no bell when referees try to separate you and your opponents. However, that’s probably why you got released in the first place. Can I get a honk?”

The crowd was now just honking at The Harbingers. Hilda has the crowd on her side now as they were constantly honking. She then locked her focus on Annabelle.

“And what do you mean making it fair by choosing between the two of you. How about Barbie with the pink hair on the ramp. You gonna leave her out? Frankly, I feel like she’ll go farther than both of you in the business. She’s tall and looking very cutesy. The definition of eye candy. But I would want to tell her how to dress properly since she decided to wear white booty shorts on the top of her bubblegum head. Actually, I take it back. She ain’t no eye candy, she’s one of those candy corns you get on Halloween. Nobody here likes candy corn. Sorry sweetie. Can I get a honk?”

Crowd was loving how Hilda was destroying them on the mic as they continued to honk at all three of The Harbingers.

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Candice couldn't believe it, after so much time she finally was told the Candice joke.... and just like that Candice wanted to murder this poor girl that stood before them. She was able to get her hands on her but Bernie put her arm up to block her path"Not yet..." Then came her time to get insulted, but instead Bernie snickered"You're such an idiot, Candice got released but is back you dumb quack how's that for a quack quack?" She leaned forward to mock the woman in front off her before she ran her mouth off about Annabelle. Poor little Annabelle couldn't believe what was being said about her it made her pout, Candice on the other hand was more pissed then ever"Bernie i want to face this bitch here and now! and no barking orders got it!" Bernadette despite being the leader actually took a step back, Candice was out for blood and she didn't want to be caught in the middle so she stepped outside the ring.


Candice stayed in and crossed her arms"How about this, we face here and now in a no Disqualification match and loser gets their pretty little hair got deal!?" She yelled practically demanding for a match here and now to start as a ref was sent in just incase.

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“You know what. I accept those conditions and a match. Imma show you why you shouldn’t mess with Canadian geese.”

Hilda removed her goose cap and tossed it to the side, along with the microphone. She then flipped her hair around as she taunted Candice that her hair ain’t going no where. Hilda would go to her corner and would wait for the referee to get in the ring and have the match begin.

Continued