"Hai hai, everyone!!!" Shiori Takeda's ecstatic voice boomed throughout the LAW arena.
"What an awesome card of matches tonight, huh?" Every syllable popped with excitement, and every wide wave of her hand was more exuberant than the last. She was beaming and bouncing and absolutely brimming with delight, not that anyone was surprised. After all, it wasn't every day that a LAW superfan went from being a NEET to writing, managing, training, and
wrestling in her favorite promotion.
Or, for that matter, interviewing up-and-coming stars in front of the entire world!
"A-Anyway, it looks like we've got a little break in the schedule tonight, and, uh..." Still, there was another emotion written on her face, just as plain. Anything beyond a cursory look would reveal the bullets of sweat streaming down Shiori's forehead, leaving her face shiny with a tell-tale sign of her nerves. How could she
not be nervous? One of LAW's hottest rising stars was about to walk down that entrance ramp for an in-ring interview, and Shiori wasn't sure she could last ten minutes without totally wigging out. She was a fanfic writer, an
otaku! Not an interviewer!
But she'd have to be an interviewer, at least for tonight. LAW was counting on her. Shiori gulped behind her doofy grin.
"Well, we've got a great interview for you all tonight!" The crowd popped with anticipation, eagerly waiting for Shiori to introduce her interviewee. Meanwhile, the eager fangirl reached deep into her mind for every bit of Bruce Buffer she could muster. She closed her eyes. When she opened them, she did so with a brave step forward and a sweeping gesture towards the crowd! It was time.
"She's five-foot-four-inches, 125 pounds of puuuuure fighting spirit! She's a rapidly-ascending fireball buh-lazing up the LAW ladder! She's a walking thrill. A living weapon. The next generation of LAW greatness! Please welcome to the ring... Ichika! The Blue Flame! Reiiiiiii!"