Kennedy Lee
Theme Song
“Hey everyone! Bet you didn’t expect Mama K this evening! Well, I have had time to really think about my approach to all this and I thought coming out here….was my better option. I could’ve tweeted like all the children back there, but I’m a more confrontational person,” Kennedy stated as she jabbed a finger to the backstage area. “See, what I have to say can’t be condensed down into a tweet or even a thread. I have a lot on mind and you people will listen.”
Kennedy walked around receiving some boos, but everyone was a bit curious to hear the jungle queen as she looked at the cameras leaning over the ropes.
“Those are rolling, right? We’re live? Good! So, the big hype around the main event….for Fight The LAW…the second main event in particular….Astrid Ostberg defending the heavyweight title against Alania Sanders and Katherine Hart….what are we exactly cheering for? Those women basically got that title shot handed into their back pockets. Where was the hard work? Where was the match to determine a rightful contender? I guess fuck that, right? Let me break this down. Let’s start with Astrid….our darling hero. I admire her. Hell, I’m her eternal rival from our indie days. However, that hussy has gotten a bit of big head talking about prestige and honor. First of all, to all the heavyweights calling Astrid a disgrace, could you have done it better? The last two and half years seemed to zip past you all, because Astrid ran through you all like a sword through a field of cactues. It hurt like hell, but she survived. And all this turmoil between heavyweights and lightweights is entirely dumb, because the lightweights have a poor excuse for a champion that is basically holding the title hostage at this point and had to cut a promo about her sucky life just to gain sympathy. I’d say they aren’t a threat, but I digress! Back to Astrid! She has made that title a part of her identity as a wrestler and quite frankly, I’m getting sick of that shit. I won plenty of titles in my career, defended them with pride, lost them, and went on to the next one. She needs a serious reality check,” Kennedy explained.
Kennedy then let the boos serenade around her as she rolled her eyes before going on to her second topic.
“Katherine Hart….one third of the SWAT Cats and their heavy hitter. They say they are all rooting for the tag team division and hand out title shots like candy. Giving each team their 15 minutes of fame. But that’s all there is to it. The SWAT Cats run that division and….what do they show for it? A pat on the back and a spank on the asses of their opponents sending them on their way? What the fuck consolation prize is that? Where are these teams now? Kat, you and your girls are the most selfish women on this planet. I admire the way you make tag team wrestling count, but it seems to only matter when the SWAT Cats are in the lead. Bullshit! Now, you instantly just catapult your way towards another title. The SWAT Cats just want to make LAW about themselves and not share a single bit of the glory,” Kennedy continued.
Kennedy then decided to sit in the middle of the ring and listen as the boos climb higher and higher with each piece of venom she spat.
“And finally Alania….the most selfish of them all. She retired ten years ago and raised a beautiful family. But that bitch can’t handle not being in this ring. I get not wanting to let the glory days go, but she’s on her last legs. Who knows how long she has left? Alania, hon, if you lose at Fight The LAW, that might as well be your last match ever. Hang up the boots and fucking stay retired!” Kennedy exclaimed with a “OOOOOOOOHHHHH!” sounding in the crowd. “But honestly, I hope you do win. Cause I’ll be the nail in your coffin if you do!”
Kennedy then got back up to switch over to climbing a corner and sitting on the top rope letting the boos increase until the whole arena went nuclear.
“See, I bulked up to get into this division and capture the LAW Heavyweight Championship. The girls in the back, yes girls, will say it’s too soon for me to cut in line, but I don’t see a damn bit of talent left in this division. Astrid ran through them all and it’s just a burning apocalyptic road at this point. So, why not cut to the front of the line? For you three girls, it doesn’t matter who wins, because you’re looking at the first road block and only challenger in your reign. Who knows what happens next? Maybe I take this title away since the heavyweights think it’s just a prop on Astrid right now? Maybe it goes to USPW! Maybe I go back to Mexico to defend it! Whatever the case, I’m winning that title and you might just not see it ever again. Maybe I’ll blow a little kiss on my way out,” Kennedy explained with a smirk and sexy wink to the camera.
“One way or another…..,” Kennedy began saying before her mic cut out and she beat it against her hand to try to get it working to no avail before dropping it.
The whole arena was booing her right out the front door and she shrugged her shoulders. Kennedy exited the ring and back up the ramp making her point clear as she didn’t even acknowledge the fans. Although. she didn’t waste an opportunity to hold up a middle finger to the entire arena on her way to the backstage area.
