One Size Fits All! Queen Dedede vs. Skylar Jones

[BlackAkuma]

Match Type: Smother Match
Match Stipulations: Victory by knocking out your opponent via smother.
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So far, it had been an average night of LAW wrestling for the capacity crowd. Not a bad show, sure, but nothing too standout. A couple of squash matches in the first hour, then a hentai match in oil that ended in a double orgasm. A standard match between one of the vets had gone on after that, and then they were treated to a mixed POW match, where the guy was, predictably, beaten up and dragged off to the back to suffer his ‘misfortune’. LAW could be an unpredictable place sometimes, but so far, that wasn’t the case.

That all changed, however, when a familiar theme played over the loudspeakers.

Roar of Dedede - Metal Version by Lame Genie

Many of the savvy fans in the audience knew that music from outside of LAW and stood up in surprised anticipation, phones flashing, focused on the curtain. Waiting to see, anticipating, knowing who was about to come storming out from the entrance. Sure enough, the curtains parted ways and a hulking frame came out of the shadows.

The hammer.

The blue hair.

The long, flowing robe.

It could only be one wrestler, and that was confirmed when she threw her fist into the sky and let out her battlecry.

”RAH!”

Her Royal Nemesis, Queen Dedede made her way down the ramp, rallying the crowd as she went, her fans cheering every step out of the way. With a hand on her hip and a hammer on her shoulder, she strode with pride, carrying herself like the royalty she pretended herself to be. She’d worried at first, thinking this crowd might not be too receptive to an outsider stepping into the ranks with all this swagger, but with a reception like this? Oh, she was feeling it.

So much so, in fact, that she thought it called for a change of plans. She had just intended to come out here and wait for opponent to come down the ramp, but she figured it couldn't hurt to engage in her favorite pre-match antic: The promo. She strutted around the ring, snatched up the announcer’s microphone before she knew what was going on, and slide into the ring while the crowd continued their chants.

“RAH! RAH! RAH!”

”Well well well!” She threw her hammer up in time to their chants as she marched around the ring. ”Looks like I’ve got one or two fans in the audience, huh? For those of you who don’t know, I am the dominating, the daring, the dashing, the dreaded and defiant, Queen Dedede! Ruler of the ring, empress of the swing!” She demonstrated, too, bringing her arms around in a huge arc that made the referee jump back. ”And I hereby stake LAW as my territory! The heavyweight belt? Mine. The LAWless Championship? Mine. Tag titles? Mine and mine. Hell, I might even throw a match or two just to take the Loser’s title! Because what the Queen wants, the Queen gets, and today? The Queen. Wants. Gold.”

God, she loved this job.

“But!” She pointed to the ceiling. ”As a true monarch, I’m willing to put action behind my words. So! Whoever’s waiting to come out, no hard feelings, but I’ll be demolishing you today. It’ll be hard. It’ll be ugly. It’ll be the worst experience of your soon-to-be shortened life! Don’t take it so hard, though - someone had to be the first, after all. You just drew an unlucky hand.”

With the smuggest smile she could muster, Queen Dedede tossed the microphone out of the ring, nearly bopping the announcer, before she stepped back to her corner and leaned against it, waiting to make history with whomever she was up against.

[Deskfan45]

Music

"Stop, drop, and drag me into plaaace~!"

The audience erupted into a mixed, but deafening reaction as the music synonymous with Skylar Jones blared over the speakers, the woman herself strutting out of the curtain with a smirk on her face and a microphone in hand. "Cut my music, cut my music~!" She ordered, the music coming to an abrupt stop as the Puppet's eyes settled on one Miss. Dedede. "Hey guys, look, it's another girl who needs to cosplay as a video game character to stay relevant!" She mocked, the crowd booing her. "Y'know it's funny, just a couple weeks ago, me and my partner humiliated the princesses from Mario." She recalled, before giving an air kiss. "And you're boutta be in the same boat! 'Cept this time I gotcha alll to myself! You're my toy to break, girly~! And believe me, after I'm done beating you, stripping you, and smothering you out, you're never gonna wanna get in the ring again!" She grinned, her eyes like the devil's.

Skylar

She tossed the mic on the ground, making her way down to the ring while high fiving any fans she passed by. Despite her mixed reaction, it was clear the brawler still had her fans, and while Skylar would be the first person to tell you she didn't deserve a single one of them, her appreciation for their support showed. She jumped over the top rope, now face to face with Dedede, circling her. "Sweet outfit, by the way. Not even bein' sarcastic, that's awesome. Might take the coat when I'm done with you." She grinned.

[BlackAkuma]

And here came her victim!

Queen Dedede was pacing about the ring, strutting her stuff, when her opponent’s music started up…then, abruptly stopped, when her Skylar came out and started talking. ”Ooooo, counter-promo.”

Thankfully, Queen Dedede had come prepared for this. She pulled her notepad and pen out, then began jotting away, scribbling this and that, breaking for the occasional nod. She waited until Skylar was done and in the ring, circling around her like a shark around its prey, then finished up.

”Okay, so! Points for the entrance, and making fun of my outfit. Good start. But, but, but! Calling out my clothes would be a lot more effective if your own didn’t look like they came straight out of a thrift store. Game character or not, one of us looks like she belongs in a ring and the other looks like she belongs on a street corner. Just saying. Now,” She flipped to the next page. ”Beating me and stripping me? Not gonna happen. But smothering me?” Queen Dedede arched her back and let loose with a big guffaw. ”With what? I see a distinct lack of furniture on the second floor, and only a little junk in your trunk.”

Queen Dedede puffed her own chest out, loud and proud, giving them a good wobble for effect. ”You brought knives to a bazooka fight! We ain’t on the same level! So far all that nonsense, I give your promo a C-! Do better!”

She tossed the pad out of the ring, tossed her robe out immediately, and cracked her knuckles and she stomped Skylar’s way. ”Let’s go! I’m aching to shake your bouncy booty!”

[Deskfan45]

Skylar snickered as Dedede mocked her breasts, puffing her own chest out to show off. Sky's D cups weren't as big as Dedede's tits, but they were full, perky, and firm. Perfect to smother this dumb hoe out with in a humiliating fashion. "Oh yeah!?" She grinned, getting more eager to throw down as Dedede's banter continued.

As the queen declared it was time to fight, Sky met her head on, locking up with her in a collar and elbow tie up! Despite being a fair bit smaller, Dedede would find dominating Sky in a duel of power quite difficult, as the girl's exceptional strength was quite the thing to contend with. But that didn't mean Sky would have an easy time either, groaning as she tried to push Dedede into the ropes.

[BlackAkuma]

Okay, Dedede could admit, she didn’t know much about Skylar, and she probably should’ve. She’d heard that name before, especially in the conversations about her joining LAW, but she had never paid it too much attention, never heard anything with it that piqued the interest. In her defense, LAW’s roster was large enough to make a small and weirdly dressed army. It was easy to lose people in the shuffle.

But, after a minute of meeting Skylar, she could already tell one thing about her: The chick was strong.

Queen Dedede had fought against women who could rival her power, but from the middleweight class? Unheard of. And yet, shock of shockers, that was exactly what was happening. Skylar even managed to push her back a few feet, before she slammed her feet down and stopped the progress.

”Okaaaaaay. Not bad, Thrift Store.” She snorted and pressed her forehead against Skylar’s forehead. ”But not. Good. Enough!”

Queen Dedede raised up, using her height advantage to bring them in close and make the tie-up awkward for her opponent. She waited a moment, looked down to take aim, then raised her let up and brought her foot down on Skylar’s shoe, smashing her heel on the instep to hammer her toes.

[Deskfan45]

Skylar Jones loved to hurt people, but even more than that, she loved to fight. It was so much more fun to beat someone up when they were trying to beat her up as well. As she locked up with Dedede, and felt the woman's raw power, she knew she was gonna get a fight to remember. She pushed her head into her opponent's, the crowd cheering in anticipation of the fight what was starting. Her hands squeezed Dedede's tightly, exerting her power into pushing the other woman back.

Suddenly, Dedede pulled Sky in, catching the brunette off guard, before- "AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH-!" That had to be the hardest Sky'd ever had her foot stomped on. With demonic glare, she retaliated by swinging her elbow right at the bridge of the queen's nose!

[BlackAkuma]

Queen Dedede loved to fight, too, but she also wanted to look good doing it. Just about anyone could get in a brawl and smack people around. You could watch MMA matches or street fights if that was what you wanted out of life. Wrestling was all about the style and playing to the crowd - that was the sort of stuff that had brought her to the dance, and she played it up as she leaned back and had a full belly laugh at Skylar’s cries of anguish.

A laugh that ended as soon as her opponent punched her in the nose.

The blow landed right on and sent Queen Dedede staggering back a couple of steps, eyes blinking, arms waving, feet tottering. She regained her balance quick enough and glared back at her foe, looking at her through thinly slitted eyes.

”Hmph. Okay.”

Queen Dedede decided it was time to bust out a little of the heavier artillery and rushed forward with her arm stretched out, looking to clock her foe in the face with a vicious lariat.

[Deskfan45]

Skylar smirked feeling thr impact of her elbow against Dedede's nose, loving that thud of flesh on flesh. The blow sent Dedede back a couple steps, and from the look on her face Sky could tell she was serious now. Putting up her fists in a boxing stance, Sky wore a smug grin, ready for whatever this bitch would throw at her.

Seeing the lariat coming, Skylar ducked under, getting behind Dedede and giving her thick ass a hard slap! As the larger woman turned around, she would see a smirking Skylar flipping her off with both hands.

[BlackAkuma]

Huh. Swing and a miss.

Queen Dedede stumbled forward after the missed lariat, clicking her teeth with irritation. Not that big of a deal, though. The little rugrat could only run so far in this ring, it was just a matter of time before she dropped the boom on her. Just had to be a little patient, that was all. Everything would fall into place when-

SMACK!

Queen Dedede froze in place when she felt a hard slap against her ass, landing with enough force to send out an echo across the ring. She stayed stock-still for a few seconds until she slowly craned her head around to look behind her. Sure enough, Skylar stood there, smirking and giving her the bird. Way, way too pleased with herself.

”Cheeky little bitch.” She turned around in full, hands on hips as she stared down at her nimble foe. ”Hope you liked that feel, ‘cause you’re gonna get a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally good look at this ass before I’m done. Believe it!”

Eager to bring that prediction a reality, Queen Dedede broke into a furious charge, dashing hard towards Skylar with her arms wide, looking for another lariat. This time, though, she wanted to mix it up - if it missed, she’d try whip her arm back around quick, hoping to hit Skylar in the back of her head before she could get away.

[Deskfan45]

Skylar snickered at Dedede's threat. "Oh, I'm sure I will! After I stretch it out with my shoe!" She grinned, fists at her sides as she waited for her larger opponent's next move. Another lariat? This bitch is a fucking idiot! Skylar thought as she saw her foe charge towards her. Once more, she ducked under, this time preparing to superkick Dedede in the back of the skull. But before she could strike, BOOM!

"GAAAGGGHHHH-!" Skylar cried out as Dedede's arm swung back, nailing her in the side of her head. For a moment, she was taken off the ground, before her body hit the canvas with a thud!