Win by pinfall, submission, or knockout
Wrestlers cannot be disqualified for any reason
From the moment she was born, everyone had a pretty good idea of who Skylar Jones was, and always would be: a fuck up. "1." The brunette grunted, doing sit ups as she waited for her name to be called. All her neighbors had looked at her growing up like something disgusting. She was nothing more than the bastard daughter of a promiscuous teenager. "2." She was a social outcast, incapable of making friends. "3." She was every bit as much of a whore as her mother, slutting around with every boy in sight. "4." She would never accomplish anything in life. She'd grow up to be nothing more than a prostitute, sucking dick behind a gas station. "5!" The number came out as a roar, Skylar punching the locker, leaving a large dent in the thin metal. Every asshole back in her hometown would see how wrong they were when she had gold around her waist.
Apex: One of LAW's biggest events yet, a giant series of matches spanning multiple shows, the winners of which being considered by the management to be LAW's Inaugural World Openweight Champion. If you asked Skylar, having a bunch of suits decide who deserved the belt was stupid, but whatever. If they didn't pick her, Sky'd just turn their golden girl into a red stain on the canvas to show how wrong they were, and take the belt for herself. Tonight was Sky's first qualifying match for Apex, and she was determined to show the judges why she was the toughest bitch this whole damn company had to offer.
"The following contest is a LAW Apex qualifying hardcore match! Coming to the ring first, from Perry, Iowa, weighing in at 162 pounds, the Brawling Puppet, SKYLARRRRRRR JOOOOOONES!!!!!!!!!"
Skylar
