Antonia's Causal Theme
For most of the first half, Honie had the upper-hand in said match. The bee was quick to become aggravated by her antagonistic adversary. Even so, Honie had kindly, mercifully, but naïvely given the heel a break, during the middle of their match. Afterwards, the underhanded snake had gotten the better of the bee, using her stablemates to interfere and low blowing Honie. Emaline then took the opportunity to ruthlessly and sadistically torment the heroine, prolonging her suffering, instead of just finishing her off in the K.O only match. She had abhorrently taken advantage of Honie's mercy, something that left the killer bee totally livid.
Antonia was of course upset about Honie's mistreatment, but she was also highly annoyed at the mistake her fellow bug made. The strict general took the matches of her best friends, almost with the same seriousness and perfectionism that she took her own. The two bug girls sat on a sofa together, a laptop on the ant's lap. There, Armie was playing Beatrice's loss on repeat, going over every opportunity she believed the bee had to knock out Emaline and win. "You should of refrained from removing your buttocks from her facial region here. Or you could've piledrivered the snake there. Or punched her out here. Or-"
"ALRIGHT! I GET IT!" Honie snapped. "You've gone over the match with me TEN. BUZZING. TIMES." And going over the injustices in said match had the unintended effect of making Honie angrier and angrier. "Hmmph. I simply desire to ensure my larva refrains from failing to capture victory again." Antonia replied. "But if you comprehend all my calculations, I suppose we can cease here. Now, the most logical course of action is to have another match with Emaline, without showing the serpent anymore illogical mercy. Thus making up for that accursed loss on your record. I suggest commencing by-."
"WHY WAIT?"
"Huh?"
"There are more important things than winning or losing, girl."
"Does not compute."
"Like justice! Justice doesn't wait! I SHOULD GO CONFRONT THAT SINISTER SNAKE GIRL RIGHT BUZZING NOW!" Honie declared, standing up from the sofa. This caused Antonia to sigh. There was no dissuading the killer bee when she got like this.
"And besides, God knows how long management would take to set up another match between us. During that time, if she does not learn her lesson, Emaline could pull the same despicable bullbuzz against a number of innocent victims!"
"You know...I thought about that...The thing is...I really don't care."
"BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Okay! Okay. I do care about you and your feelings, Honey Buns. So commence how you see fit."
"Thanks, friend Antonia! We can go to the mall, upon my return!"
"Understood. Inform your general when you have concluded with the beating and smothering."
"Buzz? I just said confrontation."
"Yeah, which will result in beating and smothering."
"Oh, wooooooooow! You think just because I'm a killer bee, that I'll end up blowing up and kicking butt?!"
"Yes...According to my calculations, there is only a 5% chance of things ending up completely nonviolent."
"You're saying that's the chance of me not attacking Emaline?!"
"Negative. That's the chance of her escaping you before the attack."
"I CAN BE PERFECTLY BUZZING CHILL!"
"Clearly."
"Hmmph. Well, Imma have a calm, reasonable conversation with her, and you'll be wrong."
"NYHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. ME? WRONG? YOU SAY. Nyehehehe. Happy posterior booting, Honey Buns."
Before departing to look for Emaline, Honie pouted and puffed her cheeks out at Antonia. It didn't matter what her smart aleck friend said. Heck, it didn't even matter what the title of this thread was! Honie was going to have the calmest, most reasonable, most nonviolent and non-smothery conversation she ever had!
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