Mr. Clean
A relentless collegiate/folkstyle wrestler who aspires to purify professional wrestling of all of its frivolous pageantry!
Profile
Real Name (SECRET): Bron Ashkren
Alias: Mr. Clean
Age: 35
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 240 lbs
Nationality: American
Alignment: Neutral
Appearance
A tall, bald, muscular man. Just look at the damn reference pictures.
Mr. Clean
Alter Ego: Mr. Dirty
Personality
Uncompromising, dogmatic, and orthodox. Extremely intolerant towards frivolity. Brutal and unrelenting in competition. Desires to purge professional wrestling of all of its histrionic performance artistry.
Alter Ego: Mr. Dirty
Spoiler
"Wanna see my high crotch?" - Mr. Dirty
Mr. Dirty is Mr. Clean's alter ego. He appears when Mr. Clean (temporarily) abandons his dogmatic view of wrestling and lets his carnal desires manifest freely.
Mr. Dirty is utterly degenerate and completely debauched. However, the specifics will be left up to the readers' imaginations.
Mr. Dirty is Mr. Clean's alter ego. He appears when Mr. Clean (temporarily) abandons his dogmatic view of wrestling and lets his carnal desires manifest freely.
Mr. Dirty is utterly degenerate and completely debauched. However, the specifics will be left up to the readers' imaginations.
Wrestling Information
Strategy: Use relentless chain wrestling to force his opponent to the mat and establish control before proceeding to pound his opponent into oblivion (conventional ground-and-pound as Mr. Clean, a different kind of pounding as Mr. Dirty).
Style: Collegiate/folkstyle wrestling
Preferred Attacks: Explosive throws and takedowns; ground-and-pound
Preferred Matches: Nothing lewd or gimmicky
Attitude To Hentai: "Heresy."
Moves:
- High-crotch slam
- Ground-and-pound (as Mr. Dirty, this takes on a new meaning)
- Penetration step (simply a step in the double leg takedown for Mr. Clean; means something totally different for Mr. Dirty)
Past
Spoiler
Bron Ashkren hails from a long line of elite folkstyle wrestlers. The ranks of the Ashkren clan are stacked with NCAA All-Americans, NCAA Division I Champions, and Olympic freestyle wrestling medalists. Naturally, this meant that Bron was trained in wrestling from a young age---and much like his kinsmen, he excelled in this endeavor.
Bron seemed destined for similar glory. He studied chemical engineering at a Big Ten school, became an NCAA All-American his freshman year, and was an NCAA Division 1 champion during his remaining years. However, injury ultimately prevented Bron from competing in the Olympics.
After university, Bron went on to establish his own brand of cleaning products named "Clean Man" (later renamed to "Mr. Clean"). The brand was wildly successful, and can be found in most stores across the United States.
Despite becoming a successful businessman however, Bron never lost his love for (non-professional) wrestling. Unfortunately, this love of wrestling ultimately caused him a lot of anger. When he saw how professional wrestling was supplanting "real" wrestling, he viewed it as an utter affront to his worldview. All of his life, he had been raised to believe that grappling competitions were to be intense, stoic affairs. That wrestling was the purest form of grappling. That BJJ was for "buh-jay-jays". In Bron's eyes, professional wrestling was what occurred when entertainment supplanted legitimate competition. It was as if the art of folkstyle wrestling had been bastardized, its core techniques replaced with flashy maneuvers of little substance.
Bron could not sit idly by as the travesty known as "professional wrestling" proliferated. Thus, Bron joined up with LAW in order to "purify" professional wrestling and return it to its roots. Having taken up the mantle of "Mr. Clean", Bron seeks to carve a swath of destruction through the ranks of LAW so that the world may know what real wrestling is.
Bron seemed destined for similar glory. He studied chemical engineering at a Big Ten school, became an NCAA All-American his freshman year, and was an NCAA Division 1 champion during his remaining years. However, injury ultimately prevented Bron from competing in the Olympics.
After university, Bron went on to establish his own brand of cleaning products named "Clean Man" (later renamed to "Mr. Clean"). The brand was wildly successful, and can be found in most stores across the United States.
Despite becoming a successful businessman however, Bron never lost his love for (non-professional) wrestling. Unfortunately, this love of wrestling ultimately caused him a lot of anger. When he saw how professional wrestling was supplanting "real" wrestling, he viewed it as an utter affront to his worldview. All of his life, he had been raised to believe that grappling competitions were to be intense, stoic affairs. That wrestling was the purest form of grappling. That BJJ was for "buh-jay-jays". In Bron's eyes, professional wrestling was what occurred when entertainment supplanted legitimate competition. It was as if the art of folkstyle wrestling had been bastardized, its core techniques replaced with flashy maneuvers of little substance.
Bron could not sit idly by as the travesty known as "professional wrestling" proliferated. Thus, Bron joined up with LAW in order to "purify" professional wrestling and return it to its roots. Having taken up the mantle of "Mr. Clean", Bron seeks to carve a swath of destruction through the ranks of LAW so that the world may know what real wrestling is.
Relationships
Friends: None
Allies: None
Rivals: None
Crushes: None
Enemies: Anyone who treats wrestling as anything other than a serious athletic competition.
Fun Facts
- Unbeknownst to even himself, Mr. Clean has a repressed alter ego named Mr. Dirty.
- Mr. Clean views Greco-Roman wrestlers as inferior athletes.
- The "IT'S NOT REAL WRASSLIN'!" guy from South Park is based off of Bron.
