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Top 5 males that can dominate any female.

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Kieda: "Hello you little lovelies, and welcome to Kieda's corner. Today, we'll be addressing the ever controversial topic of men competing in the law circuit. Now, as most of you obviously know, I personally don't have any qualms with taking on any opponent, but from what I've witnessed in the ring recently, these particular individuals seem more than capable of outperforming their more feminine competition."

Number 1: Lexington Dolph!

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"Yes, seriously~" *The Fashion Assassin chuckled under her breath before composing herself.* "Well, credit where it's due, he has had a successful string of matches recently, and it appears as though that Marlee Jackson keeps him in line for the most part. All in all, he's certainly a solid competitor that never backs down from a challenge...even when it's against someone twice his size, such as Sandy."

Number 2: Jamie Harper!

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"My my, isn't he just a feast for the eyes~" *She flipped her ponytail backwards while licking her lips before continuing.* "I've heard tales of his scandalous adventures throughout the law circuit, and I must say he certainly can captivate a woman." *The Cerulean Assassin snickered to herself.* "My cowgirl compatriot has told me so many stories about the wild ride he gave her, and I personally hope to see more of him soon."

Number 3: Karbon Mannering!

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"Now now, before you get all worked up, this is something I'm deadly serious about." *For a brief moment, Kieda straightened herself up and focused her eyes for a bt.* "Karbon Mannering might not have the best record out there, but his commitment to this company and dedicated performances prove that he's an underappreciated fighter...oh, and he has a giant dick so...yeah, moving on~"

Number 4: Daniel Valentine!

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"Awww, isn't he just adorable?" *Kieda nonchalantly remarked before continuing.* "No joke though, I've seen this little darling fly around the ring as if he were weightless on more than one occasion." *Kieda shot a condescending smirk towards the camera before continuing.* "Just ask Lex regarding what Daniel is capable of when pushed too far~"

Number 5: Trent Sanders!

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"Now, this isn't from a personal standpoint." *Kieda began, rolling her eyes at the irritation Cobra had caused her in the past.* "However, I'm not going to simply ignore his proficiency in the ring due to personal disdain- He has proven to be more than a few female's match, and I predict that he'll prove to be the bane of mine, as well as a few others, existence in the years to come."

"Well!" *With a deep exhalation, Kieda rose to her feet before bowing towards the camera.* "I certainly hope you all enjoyed this little experience! I sure have~" *And with that, she gave a seductive wave before vanishing* "Au revoir~"

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