Random Dream Matchups

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Hello again! "Amazon" Alaina Sanders-Haines here on an off day and enjoying a cocktail or three by the pool. My kids were talking about matches that they wished they could see, and it got me thinking about some matchups I wish I could see in my lifetime! Some of the list is al about LAW while some is a bit of a historic mashup while others involve women who aren't wrestlers that I think could actually wrestle! So here it is, probably the most non-sensical list I can think of, and it is only in order insofar as to the order these matches popped into my head:

SECTION A: WOMEN I WISH I COULD WRESTLE
1) Wendi Richter
Ok so this little entry is a bit of a vanity one by me. You see Wendi is my girl. She is the woman who I watched who made me want to wrestle. Flexing her arms, jumping around, slamming women all over... it seemed like a ton of fun to me as a girl. If there were ever a battle of who can hit harder, slam harder and keep going this would be it. Also I low key need to thank Wendi for my marriage. I discovered a love for wrestling and feeling empowered by slamming some women around a ring. I am pretty sure Charlie in his youth discovered his love of women who flex, have muscle, have thick power thighs and squeezable backsides. So because of that I am his type and my marriage potentially may have never happened. Now match wise I feel like Wendi is great, but lets face it we all know I would come out on top in a hard-fought match.


2) Irelia Xu
I love Irelia. She is the gorgeous, powerful sweetheart dating my dear nephew Daniel Haines. I may not have a crystal ball in front of me but I feel like I am looking at my future niece-in-law when I see her. Danny get on that wedding. Irelia reminds me of me, she can do it all but loves to hit hard and slam hard at her core. She also continues the trend of women with curvy muscle drawing the attention of the men of the Haines family. Unlike other matches that popped into my head this has a very real chance of happening, and in the end I think the old amazon shows that she is still the family and wrestling ring matriarch although not gonna lie it would be close. I also am cool with Irelia claiming the 'amazon' moniker while rocking leopard and tiger print attire. Unlike that fake flabby ass Siennazon running around. Go shake your flubber somewhere else chocolate thunder!

3) Jaguar Yokota
The body slamming amazon against the Japanese legend who never quit. This would be another classic 80s matchup akin to myself against Wendi but no disrespect to Wendi this would be tougher. I love Wendi to death and she is a great one. Jaguar is one of a select few who may be 'the greatest' making claim to being called the best woman to ever wrestle. That is also something I want to have said about me, and of course I never bet against myself so I see me winning this one in a razor close battle.

4) Manami Toyota
Continuing the trend of me wanting to wrestle women who can lay claim to being the best to ever wrestle I want to tangle with Manami so bad! She is right there with Kat as far as diversity of offense making her a nightmare for anyone. I feel like I could outlast her though and break through her toughness coming out on top. Actually from here on out if you ask who would win just assume its me. I am confident and feel like if you step into the ring not thinking you can win then you already lost the mental game.

5) "Ivory" Lisa Moretti
If Wendi taught me my love for slamming bitches, Ivory taught me my love of trash talk. She was just amazing on the mic. That and her booty in that late 90s purple attire was pretty damn nice. That is praise coming from someone who prides herself on her posterior. While Ivory was a damn fine wrestler she isn't at my level though so it would only be a matter of time before she got amabombed down for the three count.

6) Mildred Burke
She is a real throwback OG of womens wrestling. She was big, strong and had muscle which wasn't common for women of her time. I would love to meet her, pick her brain, then slam her ass down to the mat. I also would thank her for helping pave the road for women like me to succeed. Then slam her again. You see the pattern here. I also heard she could hit like a truck so this would be another tough battle and clash of era's that I think would be a blast.

7) The Ashford Family: Gauntlet Match
I feel like this would be a blast. Dana is always tough, and this would play out like a game with her being the big boss and Michelle sort of like the mini-boss. Not sure how well I would do, one on one I like my chances and I would need to make it though Dana's daughters quick while saving as much energy as I could against Michelle before taking on Dana.

8) Chris Morgan
A buff muscular powerhouse and Wrestle Angel legend. I would love to have the chance to wrestle against her in the ring since we are both very similar. Like me she is quicker and far more agile than she looks plus she has the endurance to go all day.

9) Juri Sanada
Juri is a lot like Misaki Toyoda, and I love wrestling her. I feel like Juri just adds that heel touch, just pushing me to go harder and doing all I can to beat her down even though she is tough as nails. I'd totally be down for this if were ever booked, and I of course would stand tall posing over the dastardly heel at the end.

SECTION B: MATCHES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE
1) Irelia Xu vs. Sienna Smith
I would enjoy watching my gorgeous grappler almost family member Irelia hammering away at the bumpy butt and jello thighs of good old chocolate thunder Sienna Smith. I may be just a tiny bit biased here but I would fully expect Irelia to wrestle circles around the over-hyped Sienna.

2) Katherine Hart vs. Manami Toyota
I feel like I don't need to say anything. This would be a 5-star classic and pure joy to watch. As for who would win? Wow.... its close, but I am going to give it to Kat since I know more first-hand of what her abilities are.

3) Thereisa Neidermeyer vs. Aurora Lund vs. Dana Ashford vs. Brynhild Ederne
Watching some of my oldest rivals still going in the ring slugging it out would be a blast! Not sure who would win it could easily be anyone.

4) Misaki Toyoda vs. Mighty Yukiko
Two women who can do it all and do it well. This would be a modern day classic that I would watch repeatedly!

5) Karen Starring vs. Brynhild Ederne
I really just want to see that loudmouth, soft mass Karen get her ass kicked by a real titaness plain and simple. It would be hella fun to watch though!

6) Sienna Smith vs. Wendi Richter
This would be a hard hitting oldschool battle of strong grapplers. Yes Sienna is strong and not a pushover she just can't handle a real wrestling amazon between the ropes. This would be full of the 80s pageantry I love, lots of taunting, lots of slamming and thick curvy muscle going at it. That and watching my childhood favorite slamming Sienna silly is just too great not to think of.

That is all I got for now, and while this is hardly the piece my old match recollections were I do hope you all had some fun reading it!