Explanation
This match took place on WFPW's third launch tour show, British Invasion, at the Resort Worlds Arena in Solihull, England on February 5th, 2023. WFPW is a creation of @TheWanderer that can be found on his fanfiction.net and AO3 pages, and I am publishing this match with his permission. Within the continuity of LAW, this match takes place before Reina Jaeger's match with Rylie Marshall at Martial LAW. Both @Bare and @winner3 have given permission for this.
“Baddest” by K/DA
The crowd went into mild cheers as Raina Jaegar came out as purple pyro started flaring up from the shooters near the stage. She pointed to the sky as she was a tall African-American woman with a curly black afro with pink highlights wearing a pink open singlet with a gold trim along with pink knee pads and pink boots with gold soles. Raina smacked the black skull belt around her waist as she headed down the ramp stopping briefly to slap some hands.
LAW LAWLess Champion
Raina Jaegar (@JaegarR)
“The following contest is a Fatal 5 Way Hardcore Match set for one-fall and it is for the LAW LAWLess Championship! Introducing first, from Bronx, New York, she is the current LAW LAWLess Champion, Raina Jaegar!” Tony announced.
“Not too much to say with Raina, but we do know she has great power and even has a sister that came into wrestling,” Russ stated
“She has quite the task ahead of her taking on four other women in what is sure to be carnage across Solihull here tonight,” Spud stated.
“Bit Rush” by Riot Games)
Jem Holland come out wearing a black Twitch shirt along with her regular attire as her blonde hair was in a ponytail. She slapped fives with the fans coming down the ramp and taking some selfies with them.
Jem Holland (@E_Girl_Jem)
“And introducing her opponents, first, from Los Angeles, California, Jem Holland!” Tony announced.
“You think Jem ran a poll on what weapons her fans want to see her use? It seems par for the course for her as a streamer,” Spud acknowledged.
“Holy Diver” by Ronnie James Dio
The crowd turned to big boos as Cecilia Lombard came out flipping off the fans as she brushed her hair back with her left hand coming down the ramp. She trash talked with some fans and even took one of their Coke drinks to throw it to the floor.
Cecilia Lombard (@RealCLombard)
“From Detroit, Michigan, Cecilia Lombard!” Tony announced.
“Truly a personification of being hardcore and ice cold. Cecilia doesn’t play when she gets in the ring and has taken on lots of tough customers here in the European promotions as well as in America and Japan. In fact, she’s an Apex contender back in LAW,” Russ explained.
“U Mad Yet?” by Knox Hill
Natalie McCathy came out sporting short pink hair and wore an Under Armor green sleeveless shirt, blue jean shorts, and pink and black skates. She wastes no time skating fast down the ramp almost colliding with Cecilia as she goes around the ring slapping fives.
The Daredevil
Natalie McCathy (@DemonOnWheels)
“From New York City, The Daredevil, Natalie McCathy!” Tony announced.
“The Daredevil is no stranger here in England performing all over and has gained a cult following here on the indies. She now performs mainly with League of Anime Wrestling in Japan getting ready to strut her hardcore muscles in this contest,” Russ stated.
“Hellraiser” by Motörhead
The crowd cheered the loudest for Finella Edelstein as she came out sporting a black and blue beanie, a short Motörhead black top, a navy blue sports bra underneath, black shorts, and blue combat boots with black laces. She said “GENTLEMEN! LET’S RAISE SOME HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!” as she dragged a garbage can filled with kendo sticks, a stop sign, a computer keyboard, a cookie tray, and a rusted cowbell. She also carried a Corona beer drinking from it as she headed down while the crowd sang her theme song in unison.
The Hellraiser
Finella Edelstein (@FinHellrasier)
“And lastly, from Graz, Styria, Austria, she is the Hellraiser and representing Moonrock, Finella Edelstein!” Tony announced.
“Well, Finella sure doesn’t have any hesitation about throwing this match right into chaos. Par on course for her nickname,” Russ stated.
“We have seen her go extreme before when her and Chelsea battled Legacy of Pain back at Absolute Zero, but this won’t be any different. It’s anything goes and she won’t be restricted by any rules on her,” Spud added.
Finella raised her beer to the cheering crowd dragging her metal can down the ramp as Melly Jackson would officiate this contest and all wrestlers eyed up each other. The referee would be handed the title as she raised it high in the air once Finella settled her trash can outside. However, Hannah Thompson would be running from the crowd on the upper right side heading over the barricade before sliding in as she stunned the other wrestlers and the crowd. She took off her entrance gear before looking into the referee’s eyes.
“I’m in this too. Ring the bell,” Hannah declared as the referee nodded sheepishly and handed the title to Tony before calling for the bell.
“Wait…Hannah is now in this match? I know she usually comes unannounced, but did anyone allow her to do this? This a match sanctioned by another company,” Russ questioned.
Hannah would start attacking all the LAW girls and knocked Finella back to the outside as she knee’d Jem in the gut hitting axe handles to the back. She hit a Spear on Raina stopping her in her tracks and hit a Clothesline to Cecilia over the south top rope. Natalie skated around her in a circle and threw out some jabs to the stomach getting the British girl on edge, but Hannah hit a Headbutt knocking down Natalie. Hannah picks Jem up sending her into the lower right corner and ran to hit a Corner Forearm Smash. Jem cried out before being sent out of the ring near the announce table as Finella came in hitting Hannah with a kendo stick in the gut. Finella breaks it across the of Hannah before trying to choke the smaller Brit out with it. Hannah gurgles, but Cecilia comes in with a steel pipe beaming Finella right in the head as the Hellraiser holds her noggin in pain. Cecilia hits a head shot to Hannah knocking her down on the canvas as well.
“Hannah coming out in a explosive start and this championship match is underway, but Cecilia grabbed a pipe outside so she’s got front billing,” Spud observed.
Cecilia grabs Hannah sending her out south and hit Raina in the head with the pipe and got around her to choke her with the weapon. The crowd booed her as she took a moment to flip them off, but Raina hoisted Cecilia on her back falling back into the lower left corner. Cecilia ricocheted and dropped her pipe as Raina connected with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Jem gets on the apron as Raina comes over to hit a Suplex into the ring as Jem grabs her back in pain! Natalie gets up and hits a Rolling Knee Strike into the champion’s gut followed by stiff elbows, but Raina pulls Natalie in for a Spinebuster! Raina beats her chest until Finella gets up hitting a kick to the gut followed by a Stunner. Raina stumbles as Finella hit a Superkick bouncing the champion into the ropes. Cecilia gets up before hitting a Clothesline sending herself and Raina to the outside as Finella hyped herself up pointing at the two along with the rising Hannah! Finella runs north before hitting a Suicide Dive on all three women taking them out for an explosive cheer response!
“Holy moly! Finella with the Suicide Dive on not just Raina and Cecilia, but also taking down Hannah to prevent her from getting further in this match,” Spud remarked.
Jem got herself on the apron as Natalie used the north ropes to rise and the gamer girl came to her on the north apron hitting a High Knee Strike to Natalie and the skater felt her face groaning from pain. Jem then grabbed Natalie placing her left arm over her neck before attempting to lift Natalie out of the ring as both women fell back hitting the protective black mats with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Jem immediately recoiled in pain and kicked her legs out as the crowd chanted “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” as Natalie sprawled around in a circle as Jem was taken out for now. Finella got up getting Raina up and sending her right shoulder first into the barricade before hitting a Big Boot sending the champion into the crowd area. Hannah got up before running with a battle cry spearing Finella through the barricade getting another “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” round of chants. Hannah grabs her right shoulder as she stood up kicking down Finella before coming back ringside to look around in the trash can finding the cowbell.
“Time for Hannah to make these girls sing for the cows!” Russ remarked.
Hannah knocked Cecilia upside the chin with her bell before clonking Raina on the head taking her back down. Hannah went under the ring bringing out the first wooden table and flipping it over to start setting up the legs. Cecilia kicked her in the back and slammed her head off the table before setting her on it. Cecilia then went for the trash can pushing it over as the weapons went free and she dumped it out fully before heading back to the table. Cecilia sets the trash can on the south apron getting on it before grabbing the weapon again smirking. Cecilia then hit a Frog Splash with the trash can connecting Hannah with it through the table getting a positive reaction! Cecilia got up holding her stomach and moved the flattened can off Hannah getting her up and sending her inside. Cecilia slides in to hook both legs of Hannah’s!
“1…2…” The ref counted, but Finella slid in with a kendo stick breaking the count!
“What a table spot by Cecilia combining the trash can and the table to flatten Hannah into a s’more. Too bad it didn’t get the job done yet,” Russ stated.
Finella brutalized the back of Cecilia with her stick and broke it before using the two stick pieces to drill them on the temples of Cecilia’s head making the Michigan resident scream in brutal pain. Jem get on the north apron before hitting a Slingshot Spear right onto Finella taking down the wolf girl. Jem grabbed the head hitting multiple punches to her rival’s biological sister before getting up to stomp on the abdomen. Natalie got back to her feet dragging Jem out by her feet and slamming her on the floor as Jem groaned. Natalie slides in and hits a Standing Moonsault on Finella going for a quick cover!
“1…2…” The ref counted, but Finella pushes out after 2!
Natalie grabs Finella up by the hair whipping her into the west ropes before picking her up for a Backbreaker as the wolf girl gritted her teeth together. Raina slides in south and takes Natalie down with a big Clothesline! Raina then gets Hannah up as she points to the British crowd preparing a big move. She brings Hannah close, pushes her away, and then brings her in close for a Raina Maker (Ripcord Clothesline) and then hooks both legs!
“1…2…” The ref counted, but Hannah pushes out after 2.6!
“Raina Maker as she calls it! Shades of Okada from Japan!” Spud exclaimed.
Jem rolls back in the ring ducking a punch from Raina before Jem performs a backflip latching her legs around Raina’s neck before flinging her forward out west. Raina went out near the pile of weapons as Jem got up hitting a Back Elbow to a sneaky Cecilia. Jem then called out to the fans screaming “CECILIA, GET SET!” as the crowd screamed back “TO GET REKT!” before she knocked the goth girl down with a hard Superkick! Jem hulks herself up running the west ropes before hitting the Leg Drop on Lombard before hooking both legs.
“1…2…” The ref counted before Finella broke it up!
Finella gets Jem up and she glared down the gamer girl kicking her in the gut and hitting a Stunner to Jem as Jem fell on her side. Finella rolled her out east as she went out of the ring tearing apart the announce table and grabbing one camera monitor to bash Jem in the skull knocking the gamer girl on her back. Natalie stood up before skating over to the east ropes and flinging herself forward to hit Finella with a Flying Crossbody as her back hit the announce table. She then stood up getting Finella up and laughing up a storm as she would try for a Suplex onto the announce table, but Finella wouldn’t budge before lifting Natalie for a Suplex Slam breaking the balance of the table as it collapsed backwards burying Natalie under it as the commentators fled!
“Finella just buried Natalie under the announce table as the momentum shifted the table backwards! This chick keeps getting inventive!” Spud exclaimed.
Raina comes running around the ring before hitting a Shoulder Tackle to Finella as the wolf girl spits out some. She grabbed Jem and put her right under the announce table and used her strength to bring the table back down on the prone body of Jem as the gamer girl had to scream in pain holding her left shoulder. Raina grabbed Finella up before sending her straight into the ring post as the impact busted Fin’s bottom lip mildly open and she had a small cut appear. Cecilia gets up and heads outside punching Raina’s head hard and hard before whipping her straight into the corner barricade! Raina lands with her back and gets a Dropkick sending her straight through the barricade as the crowd lost their minds at this spot happening twice in the same match! Raina just laid in the wreckage as Cecilia went to grab Finella up sending her inside the ring. Cecilia then tried locking in the Cobra Clutch to try and choke Finella out, but Hannah kicked Cecilia in the gut before grabbing both heads of her opponents drilling them with a Double DDT! Hannah pushed Finella over covering her shoulders down!
“1…2…” The ref counted, but Finella powers out at 2.7!
Hannah hits a Headbutt to Finella and then she pushed Cecilia over and hooked one of the legs quickly!
“1…2…” The ref counted, but Cecilia pushes out after 2!
“Raina going through the barricade and Cecilia had her moment picked out as the champion doesn’t need to be in the final decision to lose her title,” Spud explained. “However, Hannah has had enough time to recover for herself.”
Hannah smacks the mat in frustration arguing a little bit with the referee as she went outside the ring lifting the covering choosing her a weapon. She brought out a second table as the crowd went into a cheering frenzy chanting “WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!” as Hannah pulls it out trying to lift it in the ring. Jem rolls out from underneath the announce table and Raina starts getting back up and Hannah stalks her inching closer before getting the champion on her back as she hits London Calling (Gory Bomb) right on Raina! Cecilia crawls for the west ropes as Hannah kicks her down in the stomach kicking her out near the ramp. Finella tried getting herself up and Hannah hit the wolf girl with a Backstabber as Finella went down grabbing her aching back. Hannah gets big cheers from her home country as she starts setting up the table slowly getting it in the upper left corner, but Jem ran hitting a Running Crossbody to Hannah disrupting her triumph!
“Jem is now getting fired up! This could be the gamer girl’s moment!” Russ called out.
Jem gets Hannah up and bends her down between the legs trying to lift Hannah up for a powerbomb , but Raina got under Jem’s legs and pushed herself up getting Jem up on her shoulders as Jem carried Hannah high. Raina smirked dropping backwards as Jem and Hannah both went through the table! The crowd chanted “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” Raina dragged Jem out and pushed her over wincing from her stomach as she pushed herself on top of the unconscious streamer.
“1…2…3!” The ref counted as Raina retains!
“Baddest” by K/DA
“Here is your winner and STILL LAW LAWLess Champion, Raina Jaegar!” Tony announced.
An instant replay showed all of the extreme moments in this match like Cecilia using the trash can to put Hannah through the first table, Natalie having the table buried on top of her, Jem having the table squishing her, Hannah’s Double DDT to Finella and Cecilia, and Raina planting Jem and Hannah through the second table with a Powerbomb Tower. She pins Jem for the win and retains her title.