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“Mic.” She said with a hand outstretched as she looked the other way. A member of ringside came to offer a microphone, but when they couldn’t reach her hand, which was straight out from her shoulder, they hopped to fill the request. Her boot shoved his face, and it sent him onto his backside. He was quick to reconquer his feet, beamed up with a glower, met with a grin as she kissed her palm and blew a kiss. The crowd came to denounce her again, louder now that her music had died down, and she threw a leg under the middle-rope, ducked herself inside and took the ring’s heart.
“Shhhh…” Her index finger rose and crossed her lips as she paced slowly around the ring. The noise lingered, despite that, but soon bled itself dry.
“First off, I’d like to welcome each one of you who came to witness the Main Event in person, Karla Ray Reinhardt… K.R.R. It must’ve been so hard to beg your parents for an extra allowance so you could buy these tickets, but then force their poor worthless souls to drive you here. I bless their tired souls... I really do... But honestly, I feel worse for the car that had to lug your sweaty fat asses all this way. And if you walked or flew because you’re stuck-up, poor or don’t have parents.” … Her hand lifted shoulder-height, shrugged as she giggled into the microphone, “Well, congrats, you special gnats, you still suck!” The crowd reacted in scorn, brief, then she continued, “You see, it makes my skin crawl when you waste all your money to watch whores in leotards flip-flop onto each other, then dare call it entertainment. WELL! I’m here to make things right. As your well-respected Main Event, it shall be ...” Her hand gestured out to the crowd, “Your honour and undeserved privilege to witness me take on the next person who steps in this ring. I’ll take on any female or male competitor who’ll fight me fair and square. No tricks, no games, just a match. Right here and right now.” She turned towards the rampway and walked to slink her arms over the top rope. Her eyes sharpened into a razor-sharp glower, burned with incandescence as she roared, “So come on! Referee! Get out here! and LAW, bring me someone to fight!”