L.A.W. - League of Anime Wrestling

Standard Match: Victory Attained Via Pinfall, Submission, or Knockout.

Though she was on the heavier side of the lightweight division, as a lightweight wrestler nonetheless, Arachne W. Spyder was used to fighting opponents larger than her. When it came to LAW's male roster especially, Arachne never dreamed she'd have even a sight edge in height or weight against a male opponent. But as they said, there's a first time for everything! The spider's opponent for tonight would be a Aiden Bolt, a man that was actually one inch shorter and three pounds lighter than the bug-themed girl! Not that size was a big deal to Arachne, as she had plenty of techniques for bringing down adversaries of various weights, heights, and sizes. But the villainess was still intrigued by fighting the petite man nonetheless.

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Arachne's second entrance theme sounded, as the naughty heel appeared on the entrance ramp. She ambled down to the ring, thinking about all the potential ways she could mess with her adversary tonight. All of the potential webs she could spin! Once in the ring, Arachne scaled the top ropes the laid down comfortably on them, showing off her superb rope mobility. "Mwahahahahahahaaaa..." The Villainess of the Spiderweb cackled to herself, as she awaited the Five Foot Hurricane, looking to make some good prey out of him!

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"Well, well, well..." Arachne snickered, uttering her villainous catchphrase as she continued to effortlessly lay on the top ropes. "A little fly has done buzzed its way into my web. MY ring. Arachne hopes the silly fans you waved to and high-fived don't actually believe your goofy behind has a chance at triumphing over THE Villainess of the Spiderweb. Then again, LAW fans aren't exactly known for having critical thinking abilities beyond that of the common grub." Arachne's jab at the crowd earned her some boos, which where music to her ears, only encouraging the heel to continue to be antagonistic. "Nonetheless, Arachne hopes you're just as excited to disappointment those clowns as I am! Ahahahahaha!"

Miss Spyder jumped from off the top ropes, cleanly down to the mat. She glared at Aiden with a devilish smile, as she approached the ring's center, ready for this 5 Foot Fight to get underway!

To Arachne's disappointment, Aiden didn't react very much to her villainous speech. However, the spider was amused by the man throwing his shirt away, only for some kid to catch it. Said kid then proceeded to yeet the balled up shirt back at Aiden's head, making the silly spider exclaim "Bonk!" upon impact.

After the shirt-related shenanigans were over, the match was on. Deciding to open the match with a devious trick, Arachne would quickly take a smoke bomb from her Thorax Backpack, before throwing it at her feet. While the gas wouldn't touch Aiden, it would conceal the bug's presence for a moment. In this distraction, Arachne would use her speed to suddenly appear behind Aiden, before aiming to wrap her arms around his neck. Ms. Spyder was attempting to put Aiden in a sleeperhold from behind!

"Ha! Looks like you're caught in Arachne's web already!" The spider snickered, trying to keep Aiden in the chokehold and put him to sleep already! However, Aiden was not without recourse here. "YOW!" Arachne yelped, as the man stomped her foot. Arachne didn't fight with protective shoes, rather the thin clothing around her feet was part of her leggings. So getting her foot stomped on hurt all the more. Arachne abandoned the sleeperhold to pull her foot up and hold it, comically hopping on one foot. This left her more vulnerable to Aiden's follow-up attack: a backwards headbutt!

"Ughh!" The villainess grunted. Given that she was already off balance, the impact knocked the bug down to her butt. While she had plenty left in the tank of course, she was fairly stunned at the moment. Her devious, opening trick of throwing a smoke bomb on the mat and appearing behind Aiden had been foiled here!

Fairly stunned from the headbutt, Aiden had the opening to walk to Arachne, before yanking the spider up by the hair. "Ow! Hey! Watch it dummy!" Arachne protested, not enjoying having her treads pulled. Though at least the spider's arms were free. This meant she could raise her own forearms to block Aiden's forearm strike. However, given the lightweight had been forced to her feet and hadn't quite regained her balance, the force of the blow was still enough to knock Arachne onto her back!

"Ughh!" Arachne grunted, finding herself on the canvas again. While Arachne had previously sought a dishonorable advantage, it seemed she'd have to turn things back in her favor with sheer skill. With a smile of villainous determination, Arachne aimed to wrap the strongest of her eight limbs around Aiden's legs. Those limbs beings the spiders own legs of course! If she succeeded in scissoring the man's legs, she'd turn her body in a way as to trip the man, attempting to send him to the canvas face-first! Impressively, if all went her way, Arachne would preform this move while still on the mat herself, wanting to literally bring her tweener opponent down to her level!

Arachne was successful in scissoring Aiden's legs, before forcing the male wrestler to fall right on his face, doing some good damage to him. "How'd the mat taste, little man?" Arachne snickered, watching Aiden tend to his aching nose. The spider was planning on transitioning into a bodyscissors from here, but Aiden managed to endure! Before Arachne could make the transition, Aiden got one of his legs free. And he used the other one to quite literally kick the spider's butt!

"OW! You tool!" Arachne protested, though her complaints wouldn't stop her from being kicked off. She stood up quickly, wanting to do so before the man got up himself. If she was able to do so, she'd come back at him with a buttdrop to his body. Attempting to avenge her sizable rear, by trying to buttdrop Aiden back to the mat, as he was trying to get up!

"Oh! You won't be getting outta this anytime soon!" Arachne snickered, quite pleased that her buttdrop had landed. She was now sitting pretty on Aiden's chest. But anyone who knew Arachne knew that the chest wasn't the spider's favorite part of the human body to sit pretty on! The villainess turned her sizable backside towards her opponent, before beginning to slide back to his face! If she was able to do so, she'd slide back all the way to Aiden's mug, in order to park her big bug butt right on it! Ms. Spyder would aim to smother her male foe in a facesit, wanting to keep him wedged and pinned under her plump cheeks!

Since Aiden was having trouble getting Arachne off of him, the spider figured she would milk this facesit for all it was worth. She had no intention of stopping the smother anytime soon! "Awww, what's a matter loser? Can't escape the booty of a lightweight?" Arachne snickered. "Though Arachne knows it IS one of the most plump ones in my weight division. HehHehHeh."

Arachne continued rubbing her rear across Aiden's face, grinding down to disorientate him as much as possible. And after a while of this, the spider would reach towards the man's legs, aiming to pull them up for a facesitting pin. If Ms. Spyder was able to do so, the referee would start the pinfall countdown!

"1!"

Aiden kicking his legs about and pawing at Arachne's plump butt wasn't enough to convince the conniving villainess to remove said butt from his face! And with the referee counting this down as an official pinfall attempt, it because clear Arachne was aiming to win the match here and now! With little to no options left, Aiden would retort to a dirty yet effective way to end a facesit!

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA-OWWWWW!" Arachne's evil, maniacal, boastful laugher was interrupted by Aiden's chomping jaws. The man bit her butt, and he didn't let go! This made committing to this facesit impossible for Arachne. She immediately dropped Aiden's legs and sprung off of him to get her backside free of those chompers! "Gaahhh! Curse you! Curse you!" Arachne complained, standing up on her feet and looking down at her booty. She rubbed it with her hands, trying the ease the lingering pain of having been bitten there!

While Arachne rubbed her booty after being bitten, Aiden took the time to recover from having the spider's plump rear grind down atop his mug. Unfortunately for Arachne, between the two of them, Aiden was ready to attack first! Arachne suddenly felt herself being grabbed by Aiden, before being lifted straight into the air!

Arachne didn't fully understand what Aiden's quip meant, until she was UP in the air and faced with the threat of being thrown back DOWN! "Get your hands off of Arachne!" The villainess demanded, flailing her limbs around in Aiden's grasp. As the countdown began, Arachne could only brace herself for the inevitable slam she knew was coming!

"UGGHH!" Arachne groaned, as her male foe slammed her hard into her back! In this downed position, it was easy for Aiden to get on top of the stunned bug girl for a pinfall attempt! The ref counted down, getting to 2 before Arachne snapped to it! Not at all desiring to be defeated, the spider sharply raised two of her eight legs to kick-out of the pinfall! Using that same motion, Arachne aimed to kill two birds with one stone. She'd attempt to double kick Aiden's face, hoping to knock the man off of her!