Pugilistic Pervs- Lex vs Tomoya!

[SubtleRoar]

*Hot off the heels of his dominant victory over Dave only weeks ago, Lex was on top of the world! Not only had he utterly mortified his competition without even breaking a solitary sweat, but now he had another piece of human dross to pulverize in front of a live audience! Hah, who would be foolish enough to challenge someone of his proficiency to his specialty? Surely, it was someone with a complete and utter disregard for their own wellbeing, or perhaps somebody that was a latent masochist and genuinely craved a severe thrashing, courtesy of his fiery fists! Taking a moment to glance over the contract he had signed, the brilliant inventor's eyes widened at the sight of his impending opponent- A gorgeous, svelte blonde with a pair of legs that lasted for miles.* "S..seriously?" *He tilted his head quizzically, completely baffled as to why she of all people wanted to tussle with someone of his aptitude.* "Oh well, guess I"m going to teach this ignorant floozie about the gender hierarchy!" *And with that, he laced up his gloves and ambled towards the dark curtain.*

*The instant his trademark music played, a tsunami of jeers rained down upon him, as did a handful of the concession stand's delicious delicacies. Fortunately, Lex artfully dodged the pathetic attempts at pegging him with overpriced snacks, all the while taunting anybody who was too inebriated to aim properly. Once he had reached the outskirts of the ring, he hopped up and planted his feet merely inches away from the dangling ropes.* "Hmhm, this is going to be easy."

*Slithering his taut physique through the gap between the cables,Lex bounced around for a brief moment to continue his harsh treatment of the audience around him before finally, he reached his personal corner.* "Alright, let's get this show on the road! I have shit to do, and this isn't high on my priority list!" *He shouted, deliberately doing so near a handful of irate fans, only earning himself their ire in the process.*

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Unlike her opponent, Tomoya wasn't entering the ring tonight boasting a recent win. If anything, it was difficult trying to secure a match for the girl. The promoters weren't quite sure who to pair her with for an interesting wrestling match after her last one. Then an idea was proposed. Rather than a wrestling match necessarily, it would be based on boxing. At first, Tomoya rejected the idea. She wasn't a striker, or a pugilist in the slightest! She was a wrestler! But they were adamant she'd have no future if she didn't take part in the match, and with her arm twisted (figuratively for once) she had no choice. She didn't know much about her foe, other than he was some kind of self-described genius inventor. She thought those types stuck to books instead of exercise, so maybe this wouldn't be so hard for her.

The girl was clad in her form-fitting green leotard, her knee length boots also present. She'd been gifted a set of green boxing gloves for the showdown tonight, and she tugged them on with a sense of determination. If they wanted to throw a challenge at her, she would rise to it. To turn and run would be out of the question. Some would call her brave. Others perhaps stubborn. Perhaps both were correct. Once her theme music started to play, the girl punched her gloves together and smirked. "Showtime!"

She made her way to the arena and emerged on the entrance ramp, shooting her fist into the air as her glove gleamed under the light. The reaction to her was far more favourable than her opponent, as she noted by the remains of popcorn and soda scattered before her. The girl made her way to the ring while giving a few winks and poses to the crowd before grabbing the bottom rope with her gloves, managing to securely slip between them into the ring without stumbling over them for once. Tomoya motioned for a microphone as she got her first good look at her silver haired opponent. Huh. More muscular than she expected. In fact, he was pretty nice to look at. She had to push those thoughts out of her mind though. She had to focus. This was a match first and foremost.

The microphone was handed to her and she took it...but due to being unaccustomed to wearing gloves like these, it slipped through her grip and crashed on the floor. She turned red with embarassment, scooping it up and clearing her throat as if nothing had ever happened. "So did the crowd mistake you for a can of trash? I mean, that would explain why there's so many snacks back there." The crowd laughed at her joke as the girl smiled to the sound of their cheers. "But I think you look more like a punching bag. I mean, isn't this the guy who flaps his gums about women being inferior to him?" She narrowed her eyes at him with disdain. "Well buddy, you won't be awake to hit the floor once I'm done with you!" The crowd roared their agreement with chants of "knock him out!" as the referee took the microphone back from Tomoya, giving Lex a chance to return her comments as she stood there with her fists raised ready to rumble.

[SubtleRoar]

*Upon initially setting his sights on the slender figure, Lex thought this was some type of guest card girl, a pop star of some sort that he wasn't well acquainted with- Quite the odd uniform for someone given the job of just waltzing around with a number hoisted high above her head. However, the epiphany would soon dawn on him that she was, indeed, his opponent for the evening! The pompous inventor was rather taken by the fetching female before him, but she didn't seem to be in the flirtatious mood, at least, for the time being that is. Just as he was about to taken her slightly imposing stride seriously though, she wound up fumbling her microphone right in front of him, causing a condescending cackle to escape his lips.*

"PFFFHAAAHAH! Are you serious right now? This is the best LAW has to offer me?" *Lex casually glanced around the arena, and much to his delight, it seemed as though his derisive tactics were bearing fruit- The vast majority of audience members in attendance were automatically disliking his smarmy demeanor, and to add another layer of mortification to it, he decided that a verbal jab at her appalling attire would help drive the nail into the proverbial coffin.*

"These pathetic insults you're trying to fling my way are even more shoddy and outdated than that revolting outfit you paraded out here in!" *He pointed a lone, gloved fist in her direction while simultaneously tracing up and down her svelte figure.* "Listen, you're far too cute for me to pummel into oblivion girlie, so I'm giving you one, solitary chance to do a one eighty and save yourself a trip to the intensive care unit!"

*While he may have seemed rather crass and haughty upon first glance, his discreet compliment was still rather true regarding how he genuinely felt- Tomoya had caught his full, undivided attention and wether she liked it or not, Lex was going to be bringing his best to try and test the emerald-clad maiden's mettle during their brawl. The ball was in her court now- She could either flee with just a scrap of her dignity still in tact, or go toe to toe with the genius himself, who was currently shuffling from foot to foot with anticipation.* "So, what's it going to be?" *He asked, a twinkle of curiosity in his eyes.*

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She'd fought her fair share of pompous opponents, but in a handful of seconds Lex had surpassed them all. Bursting out in laughter at her, mocking her attire. The sheer arrogance of the man made Tomoya want to get her fist acquainted with his face. She had enough class not to launch an attack before the bell, however. Though her patience was definitely tested when he offered her a chance to duck back out the ropes and flee with her tail between her legs. Tomoya glanced at the ropes, back to Lex, then to his fist. "Wow, you..." Instead of leaving the ring, she got up close against Lex in a classic stare down, refusing to be intimidated by his muscular physique or condescending sneer like she was some kind of mouse to his tiger. "Are even more of a bastard than I was led to believe."

"Maybe you're scared." She smirked. "Or you took too many hits to the head. Maybe you think women belong outside the ring. Whatever your reason, it doesn't excuse your pathetic attitude." The feisty girl glared up at him. "And I am gonna beat you to such a pulp, your own mother won't recognise you!" That threat prompted an 'ooooh' from the crowd as the referee stepped between them, directing the two combatants to their corner as Tomoya backed up to hers without turning her back on Lex, instead giving him a defiant smile as if to put him on edge.

The referee glanced between them, then signalled for the bell. It rang twice, opening the match! Clenching her fists inside their gloves, Tomoya stepped forward. This wasn't her usual ground, so she had to test the waters for now. She would shift left to right in a gentle rhythm, her guard raised before stepping in range of her opponent and throwing a quick left jab towards his face.

[SubtleRoar]

"Hmhm, I do aims to please gorgeous~" *Lex chortled in a mocking fashion, continuing to flex his rather defined physique towards the svelte beauty. Once Tomoya began hurling insults towards him however, the sleek inventor couldn't help but notice the latent fire dwelling deep inside of her. Perhaps this would be much more entertaining than he initially believed.* "Beat? Me? You couldn't beat pancake batter with a pair of brass knuckles, cupcake." *And with that stinger of a verbal jab, the crowd responded with a subsequent* "HOOHOOO!" *That effectively countered the blonde's earlier support. It seemed as though the tension was rising between these two pugilists, and one way or another, fists were going to fly like nobody's business tonight!*

*Just as Lex was setting up yet another derisive insult on his lips like a catapult ready to launch a boulder, the bell had officially sounded! Before Lex had the adequate time to defend his facial features, it seemed as though his snarky adversary was more than giddy to hurl herself towards him with a furious pop to his dome. Unfortunately for her, Lex boasted some of the quickest footwork around, and with relative ease, he sidestepped her shot and...tripped...hard, over his own two feet, landing somewhere quite special~*

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"Ggnnrrhh...~" *Knowing full well where he had landed, Lex felt absolutely no rush in regards to trying to escape his newfound paradise. Despite the fact that this loquacious loudmouth had been giving him a headache previously, he had to admit, she flaunted around quite the plush pair of perky puppies- one's that he wanted to bury his face between until he collapsed.*

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The chump had no respect for anyone that wasn't himself. His taunts succeeded in provoking Tomoya, who was eager to shut that arrogant trap of his with a hard fist of leather. As she stepped forward for the opening exchange and threw a swift jab. But Lex anticipated her gambit and dodged the blow, catching her unaware! For all his arrogance and conceit, his speed on his feet was nothing to sneeze at. But then...he tripped? Perhaps he was too quick for his own good? Well, Tomoya wasn't going to allow that mistake to go unpunished! She reared her left fist back, preparing an uppercut before Lex stumbled forth and crashed face-first!...Into...her...

She blinked. The crowd gasped. She glanced down. Lex was buried right between her chest, snuggling against her bosom. It was only when he gave that sensual moan that Tomoya's face turned bright red, and the girl let out an ear-splitting scream. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!~" The girl's gloves seized the silver haired male's head and tried to rip it free from her cleavage, noting that he was putting up a fair resistance to free himself! "PERVERT!!" She shrieked, finally stumbling back to get some distance between the two! The girl's arms flew up to her chest to cover them, feeling exposed and violated after...after that moment she didn't want to think about! ""What do you think you're doing, bastard?! This is a match! LIVE as well! And you're...you're clumsy enough to trip into my...?!" She was spitting feathers right now, furious veins popping along her forehead. "Well?! What do you have to say for yourself, you shameless asshole?!"

[SubtleRoar]

*Tacitly cherishing this moment well beyond what was necessary, Lex felt as though this moment would never end- Stuffed between two of the softest, plushest set of melons he had ever been blessed to bury his face into, the sultry genius had almost everything ripped out from under his feet the instant Tomoya created a gap of distance between them.* "Hm...huh..?" *Finally realizing the situation he was in, Lex suddenly heard the befuddled blonde release a banshee wail so agonizing that he nearly dropped to his knees while clutching the sides of his head! The crowd joined him, and in unison, began muttering obscenities under their breath while the bombshell finally dropped her octave back to a reasonable level.*

"Shit lady, what's your deal?!" *Lex tilted his head, a confluence of confusion and irritation spread across his countenance.* "Maybe don't go parading around in such a skimpy outfit, and guys won't want to gawk at your knockers? Did that thought ever cross your mind?" *He tossed out the suggestion with a rather smug expression creeping from ear to ear.* "Although..admittedly, you do look pretty fetching. I'd probably give you a solid seven out of ten, since you can hit such an ear-wrenching high note on command and that would kill my boner instantly."

*Once he had set the mood, Lex dropped back into his natural stance, shoulders aimed straight and gloves dauntlessly guarding his mandible while keeping his sights set on his opponent.* "So, since you're under the impression that this is a singing audition, allow me to drop some beats on you~" *He snickered, realizing how atrocious his pun was, darting forward before sending a right haymaker towards Tomoya's face!*

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Lex's suggestion towards her outfit caused Tomoya to blush an even harder red as she kept her arms folded securely, protecting her chest as if frightened the leech would again try to dive his head right between her breasts. "T-This is hardly skimpy! And I can wear what I want, you insensitive ass! It doesn't give you a right to bury yourself against my chest like some horny thirteen year old!" That smug expression widening across his face sent shudders down the end of the girl's spine, and she didn't like that the crowd seemed to be warming to this jerk...

"You should feel ashamed, you moron!" She snapped. "Didn't your mother ever teach you respect for wom-?!" WHAM! The silver haired pugilist darted with the speed of a cheetah. In the time Tomoya had been spending ranting and fuming over Lex's behaviour, her opponent deemed it fit to launch forward and fire a skull-rattling haymaker right into her face! "Hrrrrkk!!" She felt her jaw and cheek forced to the side as her head whipped in the same direction and she stumbled back, clutching at her wounded cheek with a glove and a furious expression. "You...sneaky bastard!" The girl threw herself forward, caught in a temper as she began to fire a left and a right hook to the arrogant chump's face!

[SubtleRoar]

*Noticing that his shot landed perfectly, Lex couldn't help but feel just ever so slightly guilty for taking an enormous amount of delight in cracking the blonde across her face- All she had done to deserve such a powerful assault was run off at the mouth, something the self-appointed genius himself was notorious for doing as a personal hobby. Still, she had the audacity to shriek like a woman possessed earlier in the brawl, so he believed that it was incredibly warranted.*

"Listen babe, perhaps next time you should concentrate more on the opponent directly in front of you rather than...GGRRRHH!" *Too preoccupied with his derisive remarks to maintain focus, Lex felt the unmitigated wrath of an irate woman collide directly against his vulnerable skull, his teeth chomping down hard against his silver mouthpiece. Her fists, however, weren't powerful enough to send him towards the canvas, but proved more than capable enough to stagger the brilliant male sideways!*

[Strider89]

Feeling her fists snap against his face sent a shot of euphoria straight through Tomoya. Watching that arrogant prick's head jerk sideways, with those widened eyes and mouthpiece poking against his mouth was so cathartic after the way he had prattled on and on, and in such a demeaning way to boot. "You know, you look way better when you're eating a face full of leather." She added in her own verbal jab, relishing the chance to revel in Lex's suffering. She wasn't normally this harsh, but after his behaviour in the opening moments of the match, this jerk deserved it!

She couldn't afford to let up though, not while she had him stunned! The girl would advance with a series of quick fire jabs, in a steady rhythm of left, right, left, right. Her aim wasn't necessarily to land the hits against Lex, but force the obnoxious male towards the nearby corner where she'd then have him trapped to take advantage of him! "And this is for calling me babe...!" She smirked as her right fist rocketed from the side, her own haymaker aiming to strike Lex right in the face and throw him back onto the turnbuckle!!