Match Type: Standard
Victory Conditions: Pin, Submission, DQ, yada yada.
***
It was finally time.
Alois Trancy vs Izuku Midoriya. Deku vs The British Aristocrat. The Hero vs The Villain.
But to Alois, he didn't know how much this match would mean to him. Mean to the fans and Deku in that moment. To Alois, this was as he stated many a time before already: This was just another paycheck. All he had to do in his mind was phone in his performance a bit. But there are some things that Alois just simply could not quell and that was his urge to get on that mic and show that crowd, that false hero they so desperately want to cheer on was nothing more and nothing short of average. Another aspect that also seemed impossible to quell was his idea of theatrics as Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" blared through the arena as the Brit reenacted Mother Monster's MTV VMA live show, wearing all-white and sporting suprisingly long hair as he ascended down as if he was some sort of angel. He wore something deliberately different, inspired by the sexy boys of wrestling long ago, with heart-covered chaps and brackets, leaving them on as he finally descended to the entrance ramp. But the most surprising part of the entrance was the stunned silence: This was just supposed to be another match on the LAW card but it seemed as though Alois had elevated it to something higher. Nothing came out of the crowd, not even when the most shocking part came after the silence: The singing of the chorus.
Mic in hand, Alois had always had a bit of a nasal tone to him but it seemed to be gone when he started singing, replaced with a almost angelic voice.
Lady Gaga's Paparazzi
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine (Yeah-ha)
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi"
He sang the chorus as he walked down the ramp, it almost seemed like he was almost gliding. His prettiness was amplified by the lamp lights that shone down upon him. It was almost enough. The singing, the song, the look. Almost enough for the crowd to forget who Alois Trancy was and will always be. And he was sure enough to make them remember by unceremoniously cutting off the music as he stood in the middle of the ring. His eyes focused on the hard cam, piercing the veil and scaring anyone who was watching at home tonight.
"No applause?
Alois managed a fake pout and a head tilt before going on his usual tirade.
"I can't say I'm surprised here. I just spent- what? 20k? 50 if I'm being generous to the organizers here for a little show but what can I expect from the misandrist and utterly disgusting fools that I slave overnight and night again to appease? Would it make any difference if I grew tits tomorrow and called myself Aloisa? I'm sure I'd definitely get some bloody love there!"
The boos came in naturally but Alois wasn't stopping for the booing to subside.
"It's what I've been trying to tell him for what? A month now? YOU. DON'T. CARE. You all just want your instant gratification here! You want to beat me to a pulp! You want me dead! Well, guess what? You'll get your wish soon enough. Just not tonight..."
With that of what seemed to be a rant subsided, Alois threw the mic to commentary and removed the brackets to await his least favorite opponent, Deku.