*Regardless of how attractive his competition appeared to be, Lex knew he held a powerful advantage over her right from the get go- He was male, after all, automatically meaning his fists hit harder, his mind was sharper, and his talents were vastly superior in every conceivable way. However, even though he knew these as axiomatic facts, he could sense a teeming confidence radiating from the voluptuous woman, which bothered him incessantly.* "Wow, would you look at that- A talking cock sleeve. I wasn't aware they could articulate sentences now, let alone engage in a pugilistic contest." *He snickered, finally tossing his coat to the side to reveal his sleek abs and immaculate chest.*
"Try not to cream yourself too early babe, I know my body is hard to resist, but I want to savor the tactile feeling of drilling your body over and over again with my veteran knuckles." *Lex commanded, shadow boxing for a few seconds before sauntering towards the center of the ring. Admittedly, Paige was absolutely stunning, but he wasn't about to go tossing out compliments to someone he intended to pulverize into the canvas. If she was lucky however, he'd whisper sweet nothings into her ear after she was being sent out on a stretcher from the ass whooping he was about to administer.*
"But feel free to eye hump me, since I know I'm truly irresistible."
*And with that, he extended his tan gloves out towards her in an attempt at sportsmanship- Even though he absolutely abhorred being treated as an equal alongside a vastly inferior gender, Lex knew that it was tradition to show respect towards his opponent. However, he wasn't about to give this bimbo an inch, and once his arms had been fully extended, he quickly retracted them before throwing a sneaky uppercut into the base of Paige's mandible!*
"Yeah, you and I aren't on equal footing by any stretch of the imagination, so I wouldn't be caught dead touching gloves with you!" *He cackled like a wild hyena after smacking her across the face with a such a wicked shot, the bell subsequently sounding to call for the beginning of the fight.*
"Clang clang clang!" *While it was abundantly evident that Lex had a significant advantage at the start of the fray, Paige shouldn't be counted out just yet.*