Cyber Warfare: Tio Plato vs. Jona Sacred

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Match Type: Empty Arena Match
Special Rules: No DQ, Cameras Streaming The Match, Weaponry Littered Around Ring.
Victory Conditions: Pinfall, KO, or Submission

Wrestling Ring

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx: HAX!!! I call HAX!!! T3h h3ll kinda BS was that?! Half dose combos didn’t even look legal!!! You better bring yer laptop to work tomorrow so I can see what software yer usin to cheat!!!

Mishy_Maniac: Oh please. I hardly need any software to counter your predictable moves. I bet you play on Lazy Difficulty, like some n00b. Poor Jona. I'm not letting you near my laptop though, I don't want you infecting it with any of your lame viruses...not that I couldn't purge them in record time~

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx: HRGGH…I’ll find out how yer cheatin 1 a dez days !!! Yer not spoze tah keep secrets from me anyway, we’re co-workers and junk!!! I’m only off my game a little cuz they got me workin overtime finding that mystery hacker whoz been breakin down our firewalls, Kitty or what3v.

Mishy_Maniac: You could search all your life and uncover nothing, because it's all down to skill. Something you lack, and that's no secret to anyone. Oh? You hunting for Kitty? I heard she's been making waves on the internet, whoever she might be. Must be too elusive for you to catch~

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx: Tch, think yer sum l33t haxzor just cuz the police chief promoted you to chief tech specialist last week when I KNOW I can code circles around you…I’d like to see you try and find this stupid Kitty-…w8, you wear those stupid cat ears all the time, and like that weird cat mascot…YER KITTY AIN’TCHA!!!

Mishy_Maniac: Chief Roberts just recognises talent when he sees it, and hard work, which you know nothing about. You just sit around scoffing pizzas all the time. Oh, is that what you think? That's a very Jona leap of logic, hm hm hm~ Well Kitty and I do both run circles around you~

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx: P-Pizza’s my brain food, it helps me crack firewalls better!!! Alright dats it!!! Talent and skill huh…you talk the talk, but whaddya say we settle this between us…in a wrestling ring!!!! Lloyd’s new assignment gave me the idea, and this way you can’t use any cheatin’ programs!!!

Mishy_Maniac: No wonder you don't have any brain cells if that's what you rely on. I bet you're munching on one right now. Oh? Ha, intriguing. Do you enjoy losing to me so much at Pom Party and tech work that you want to lose in another sport to me now? Well, I'm down. Lloyd and Elie have given me some training, so I'll be able to handle a sloth like you without sweat. Then while you recover, you can learn how to actually type before losing to me or Kitty again~

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx:…*munches pizza*…Whatthha? Since when have Lloyd and Elie been giving you wrestling training?! They never offered ME any of that!!! Tch, what3v!!! It’ll be worth typing up an exercise routine if it means finally getting my 1 outta 573. Yuv been l00kin down on 4 t00 long!!! Think it’s time I showed the world whoz the bettah haxzor AND wrestler, with you on yer knees beggin 4 mercy from the Great Jona Sacred!!! I’ll send you the location deets in a few weeks once everything’s set up. You just gotta show up RDY 2 LOOZ!!!

Mishy_Maniac: Obviously they knew I was worth training instead of you. Ha, the heaviest thing you lift is a computer mouse. I'll give you a few weeks to try and get into shape. but knowing your bad eating habits and lazy lifestyle, you aren't going to make any meaningful process. I'm the superior wrestler and hacker, and I'll gladly prove it to you. Another loss for sad Jona to jot down. And no funny business, understand?

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx: Geez, yer startin tah sound like my mom!!! Yeah Yeah, it’ll all be legit and stuff or my names not Jona The Magnificent~…We’ll see whose superior when I leave ya humbled, humiliated, and have ya confess to bein Kitty too!!! Now if you’ll EXCUSE ME, the pizza guy’s here with my next pie…

Mishy_Maniac: Your name isn't that period. You can try your hardest, but you'll be the one embarrassed and forced once again to admit you're nothing but a joke. Enjoy your pizza, because I'll serve you humble pie in a few weeks~

Mishy_Maniac has signed out.

xxXCyBerPuNk316Xxx has signed out.

[Cosmos]

Of course Jona Sacred would do this.

The guy seemed to have it in for Tio ever since they first met. Well, not just their first in-person encounter. In truth, they had interacted even before that, as he had tried to break past firewalls and anti-malware software on the world wide web. He had been notorious for his hacking skills...but Tio was equally famous for her talents at cyber defense. Jona had cracked many codes, but he'd never been able to break past any security she had set up, outwitting him at every turn. And when they started working together? Oh, she only kept putting him to shame even more frequently. Coupled with the humiliation of losing to her at every match of Pom Party they had ever played together, and it was no wonder that Jona held such a fierce grudge against her. In truth, she didn't know why she bothered entertaining his childish antics. Maybe because he threw such a good tantrum. Perhaps because he was so easy to prick and needle at with subtle verbal jabs.

But it looks like this was the camel that broke the straw's back. Now the blonde brat had challenged Tio to a one on one wrestling match, with the events in the ring being streamed onto social media. That intrigued her? Did he truly enjoy being humiliated by her so much that he wanted the entire world to bare witness to it? No. That was his arrogance talking. He wanted to be the one to humble her. But such a lazy, out of shape punk would never be able to triumph over her. Not in cyber warfare, not at Pom Party, and certainly not at wrestling.

Tio's Gear

Her opponent was the one who had selected the venue, a warehouse under police ownership which he had commandeered especially for this event. Taking the time to get into her wrestling gear in a spare room (and making sure Jona hadn't planted any secret cameras to catch her while she was changing), Tio patted the Mishy leg band upon her thigh for good luck. Then, she strolled out of the room and into the open center of the warehouse, where the wrestling ring awaited her. She slid under the ropes, pressing herself up from her palms and knees, before pressing her back into the ropes and making sure there was no kind of tampering or trickery with the equipment. With Jona Sacred, one could never be too careful. Once she was satisfied that the ring was safe, Tio backed up to a nearby corner and laid her arms across the top ropes, awaiting her long time rival's appearance...

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Jona himself could attest to the fact that securing this abandoned facility took no small degree of obstinate tenacity and worming his way through the police headquarters database. An act that he dutifully covered his tracks afterwards lest he wind up straight back within his prison cell block, deprived of internet, pizza delivery or access to any feasible resemblance of technology whatsoever. A miserable fate that absolutely terrified Jona, but it showcases just how much the hacker brat was willing to sacrifice if it meant attaining his ultimate revenge this night. First coming into contact with his twin-tailed nemesis in shadowed message boards as the anti-virus to his malicious malware who'd thwart his computer hacking mischievousness at every turn. Even after he'd been apprehended by the police and placed on the precinct's cyber-crimes division alongside her, the police chief and other superiors incessantly lauded her with praise while practically shoving Jona out of his chair on their way towards offering her accommodations or promotions. All with that smug condescension in her facials as she continues to look down at him...well today, The Amazing Jona Sacred's Master Revenge Plan was about to commence~...

...just as soon as he made it to the facility. The cyberpunk apparently having caught some traffic on the expressway as he appeared to be tardy to his metaphorical party. Several more minutes passing by the agreed upon start time with nothing but streaming cameras to keep Tio company within the emptied and somewhat darkened warehouse. That is until several spiraling spotlights would begin swirling around the facility with insipidly jovial theme music blaring from unseen speakers. The spotlights eventually centering upon the metallic rafters directly above the wrestling ring, where the adorable mascot of Mishelam Wonderland was victoriously posing!!! Sparklers and fireworks blazing all around Mishy The Cat~...Giggling joyfully as he kicked a tethered rope down to the ring, using it to dramatically slide himself down into the wrestling ring in front of Tio!!! "Mishyshyshy~...It's me, Mishy!!! Why hello Tio, my bestest best friend in the whole wide world!!! I heard all about that mean old Jona's nefarious plans, and I'm here to be in your corner for the whole night!!! I even brought water, towels, and some victory pizza pies for us to celebrate afterwards in Mishelam Wonderland!!! I have your back, Tio!!! So whaddya he have a big ol' hug for good luck before that meanie shows up!!!" Mishy joyously remarked with his arms opened wide.

It's Mishy!!!

[Cosmos]

Seconds passed into minutes. Despite proposing the start time and the exact date, her rival (if one could even consider him worthy of being called such) had yet to show. That itself didn't surprise, or faze Tio. Knowing Jona, he had probably taken a nap after devouring three full boxes of pizza and forgot to set an alarm. Or he'd gotten so wrapped up in endless games of Pom Party that he had lost track of time. His capacity to make a mess of things and inconvenience others was never underestimated in Tio's mind. After a certain point, she even suspected he might have turned tail and ran away, refusing to enter the ring for a match he secretly knew he had no hope of emerging victorious at. After all, Jona wasn't exactly athletic, or had much in the way of physical prowess...perhaps she ought to take this no-show as a silent declaration of surrender, and smugly leave in the confident knowledge that Jona had yielded to her. This match was over before it had even begun.

And the the spotlights flared to life. A cheerful, playful tune began to play. Her eyes flickered, and she froze. Tio knew that music. She knew it very well. From the alarm clock at her bed side, from the parade she had spectated at the theme park. It was the sound that accompanied her favourite mascot. And the spotlights converged upon one another on the steel rafters hanging above the ring, revealing her icon...her hero...the legendary Mishy himself! Sparklers and fireworks setting off around him, the cat descending to the ring with the aid of a rope as he plopped down in front of her! "M...M...M....Mishy!!!" Stars sparkled in Tio's eyes, in awe that he would grace the ring with his presence...and for her own match, no less! Her hands shook as she brought them under her chin, curled into fists. Nervous energy building within her, like a bomb ready to go off. "I...wh...you really came to support me? I'm...so honoured you want to stand in my corner!"

And not just that. The fabled feline actually offered her a hug for good luck?! This was her biggest dream, finally made reality. What had she done to deserve such a miracle? But even before Mishy, she couldn't help but scoff at the mention of her nemesis. "...W-Well, I don't think we need to worry about him. That mean, miserable excuse for a hacker seems to have decided to show everyone just what a big chicken he is and not turn up. But I'll gratefully accept the hug, Mishy!" Beaming with joy, Tio walking right into the cat's awaiting embrace, bringing her own twitching arms to nestle around him tightly. "Mmmhmm...so soft...~ She hummed, burying her face into the mascot's fur. The genius would happily remain here for as long as she could.

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Descending from the Heavens with a whirlwind of hope and imagination illuminating the dank warehouse, a sole figure rappelled downward to spiraling spotlights and bombastic pyrotechnics befitting his ritualistic appearances at his beloved theme park. A magical dream land rife with spiraling rollercoasters, haunted mansions, and enchanting castles just to name a few attractions. All where children's wishes can come true if they merely believe with all their heart and soul. And even an accommodating rest area for the parents to unwind. Heroic music which serves as the inspiration for his devoted fandom the world over (but was nevertheless under stringent copyright of Mishy Land, Inc.) echoed from speakers in tandem with the fluffballs dynamic entrance. Gracefully landing before his Number One Fan and declaring his unyielding support and treasured friendship with his twin-tailed compatriot. Mishy always showed appreciation for his beloved following. And when he heard just what Tio was signed up for, why he packed his overstuffed bags and ventured onward. Not resting until he could be at his bestest best friends side~...Understandably, confusion abounded across the online chatroom's as the match continued to be streamed from the sidelines. Emotes and harsh language being spewed from those unaware of whoever the cherished mascot was, although a portion of them were bemoaning Tio's luck in getting to meet the actual Mishy in the fur.

"Mishyshyshy~...I bet your absolutely right, Tio!!! Mean Ol' Jona probably went runnin' with his tail between his legs when he realized who he picked a fight with. Let's make this a victory hug than before we head on over to Mishelam Wonderland!!!" Mishy merrily remarked with his fluffy tail swishing side to side and arms extended for the offered hug that was eventually accepted. A wholesome warmth and boundless glee felt within his joyful embrace abundant in furred fluff, all to a backdrop of beaming sunshine and resplendent rainbows behind them. "Dyawww~...Thanks so much for the Big Ol' Hug, Tio. Unfortunately though, I dunno if we can make it to Mishelam. Ya see...Mishelam Wonderland is only for good boys and girls. And you...well I'm afraid you're just a spoiled narcissistic windbag. A bad girl who thinks she's better than everyone and deserves to be punished..." A menacing inflection overcame Mishy's typically jubilant voice as his embrace tightened down on Tio to an ominous degree, which was abruptly adjusted to have the twin-tailed hacker hefted upside-down instead!!! Mishy signaled skyward with an extended finger from his paw to a sparkled glimmer, bearing both arms down on Tio before dramatically leaping into the air to a cartoonish extent into the spiraling plummet of the dreaded Mishy Piledriver!!! Tio released afterward to the gobsmacked bewilderment of the online audience from the unexpected twist in the narrative!!!

[Cosmos]

If Tio could see the emotes and the harsh language currently being shared within the chatroom, the girl would have made it her mission to track down the anonymous posters and ensure they met with swift retribution for daring to use such coarse words against the one and only Mishy, her idol and paragon. And in all honesty, she would easily be able to deduce their identities with her cyber tech skills. But right now, Mishy was in front of her, and therefore far more important than some feeble-minded trolls online. With her adversary having predictably turned tail and fled the match, Tio was now free to enjoy the company of the feline mascot and even attend his famous theme park with him. Just what had she done to secure herself such a good turn of fortune? To be buried into the soft plushness of his fur currently?

...Buried a little too tight, if anything...and why was Mishy suddenly speaking like that...?

"Wait, what-"

The genius prodigy only had a few seconds to comprehend just what was happening. The sudden shift from jovial, happy feline to sinister, ominous trickster...Mishy was calling her 'spoiled'? 'Narcissistic?' 'A windbag?' Each word was delivered like a hammer shattering Tio's cheerful, excited mood, fragments becoming confused and hurt. Then, her beloved icon would swing her in a full 180 degrees motion, inverting her petite body with her blue hair trailing down towards the canvas! "W-Wait! I'm n-none of those horrible things, Mishy-!!" Bewildered protests spewed forth from the girl's mouth as the feline shot a pawed finger into the air, gesturing to the online audience before making a performance of hopping upwards with his No. 1 fan in his furry clutches! Twisting in the air, spinning the helpless Tio around before nailing her down head-first with a Mishy Piledriver!

"Oof!!" Tio's skull collided with the canvas, tremors shuddering across the ring like an earthquake. She was abruptly released like discarded trash, crumpling down onto the floor splayed out and facing the lights above. The online chatroom, exploding with comments and emotes at what had just occurred, would see the girl's eyes had become spirals, swirling around as the genius prodigy laid there, struggling to process what had just happened. "M...Mishy....why...?" She croaked out deliriously.