Borat Sagdiyev
A reporter from Kazakhstan looking to make "sexy time" with the women of LAW!
Profile
Real Name: Borat Sagdiyev
Nicknames: Borat
Age: 49
Height: 6'3"
Weight: "Wait? Why I wait?"
Nationality: Kazakh
Alignment: "What that mean?"
Entrance Music
Appearance
Anime Borat. Enough said.
Personality
Borat is an odd one, managing to seem out-of-place everywhere he goes. He has polygamist tendencies and will often cheat on his wives. His sex drive is unmatched, as is his awkwardness. Finally, he does not discriminate against anyone over race, ethnicity, or religion.
Wrestling Information
Strategy: "Use my p***s to make the sexy time! And use fingers to stick up anoos and vagene of the women! Very nice!"
Style: "I make the sexy time with the ladies!"
Preferred Attacks: "With my p***s!"
Preferred Matches: "I want to make sexy time!"
Attitude To Hentai: "Very nice! Let's make sexy time!"
Finishing Moves: "I like finish on face or in vagene."
Past
In his past, Borat was ostensibly a reporter and a foreign diplomat at various points. However, he was completely inept at both of these endeavors. Furthermore, none of his actions were actually sanctioned by Kazakhstan---his antics were actually the result of some crackhead pretending to be a Kazakh government official telling him to go do foolish things in America. After said crackhead died from an overdose, Borat had turned his eyes to professional wrestling, wishing to make "sexy time" with the "nubile women of LAW".
Relationships
Friends: "Kazakhstan want to make friend of United States!"
Allies: "Hopefully United States!"
Rivals: "None! Kazakhstan is friendly country!"
Crushes: "Pamela Anderson is very sexy lady! Very nice!"
Enemies: "None! Kazakhstan is friendly country!"
Fun Facts
- Borat made two "documentaries". Somehow, they became relatively popular.
