It's A "B" Movie - Alexia vs. Bad Girl

[BlackAkuma]

Match Type
Halloween Hardcore Halloween Haunted House of Havoc Match
Victory Conditions
Two women enter the house, the first woman to knock out her opponent and leave wins.

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”What the actual fuck is this shit?!”

The fucking shit this actually turned out to be was a haunted house. An actual spooky haunted house. Pumpkins with ugly carved faces? Yes. Cheap, plastic skeletons hanging from the gutters? Naturally. Crappy, wailing music, cheap, green lights glowing in the windows, and the faint sound of someone making a ghost noises over a loudspeaker? Check, check, check.

This would’ve been corny by anything above third grade standards. It was the cheesiest thing she’d ever fucking saw, and they expected her to fucking fight in it?

When she’d asked management for a street fight, they’d agreed only on the condition that they could make it a halloween themed thing. Not a problem, she didn’t care, but she’d just assumed it would be a street fight with some lame costumed guys in the background. Instead, she found herself standing in front of a rickety porch in the middle of a forest on the outskirts of Tokyo, which looked like something of lame Blair Witch knockoff.

”Gotta be kidding me with this shit, can’t fucking believe-”

Bad Girl

She took a few steps up the stairs, wanting to get outside and away from the cold of the night, hoping they’d at least bothered to hook this place up with some air conditioning, when the door bursted wide open right in front of her. A guy came dressed in the lamest zombie outfit she’d ever seen - cheap plastic skin falling off his face, greyed makeup all over his skirt, ragged clothes, the whole deal, like a reject from the Walking Dead. “Brains, brains! I want-”

Bad Girl raised her bat up high and prepared to swing, looking his way with nothing less than murder. ”Motherfucker if you don’t step the fuck back I will knock your goddamn fucking head off!”

That made him drop the act real quick, and he stepped back with his hands raised in a wild panic. “Whoa, hey, don’t! I’m just the referee, I’m just the referee!” One he was a safe distance, he stepped back to the side of the porch, eying her baseball bat every step of the way. With good reason, too - she still had it raised, and she was still considering whether or not to bring it down on this guy’s skull. “Just, uh, step inside. Once your opponent gets here, we can start.”

It took her a moment, but Bad Girl relented and brought her bat down. She stomped her way through the door, glaring his way the entire time, before she turned her attention to something that pissed her off even more - the inside of this place was even worse than the outside. Dilapidated furniture, a busted TV, torn up carpet, and she could see roaches skittering about the floor, shadowing shifting in the pale moonlight that came through the cracked windows. The only thing not covered in dust were the lame decorations strewn all over the place, and the cameras in every corner of the room, placed up high to capture all of the action.

It was a total dump, and the little stick figures and jack-o-lanterns weren’t doing a damn thing to hide it.

…though, really, it wasn’t that much worse than her apartment. Still.

With a haggard sigh, she walked over to the busted up couch, plopped down on the middle of it, and helped herself to the bowl of candy corn sitting on the table, showing a mouthful down into her maw while she kicked back with crossed legs.

[TheManVan]

There had been plenty of scrapes and brawls that Alexia had been in over the years and only one came close to this kind of atmosphere. She got giddy about the idea when she was told, having been wrangled in long enough to explain the details of the match and location. But rather than wait to be taken in at the appropriate time, Alexia skipped ahead and already hid out in the 'Haunted House'. It was dark and dank befitting of a derelict house that suited the spirit of Halloween with the numerous decorations for a fright night.

She found a room upstairs to hang out in, the lights were blown out and the only illumination was from the moon outside through the dusty window. The Harlequin sat on the bed, waiting and waiting as her mind was running through with the various things that could happen that were laced and bred with violence. The concept of time was lost in the dark room as Alexia's ears perked up and heard voices coming from downstairs. The sky blue gems turned towards the door as her pearly whites grinned an excited grin as she rose up off of the bed, the fun was here! She opened the door, the rusted hinges only allowed it to open at a crawl while also letting loose the loudest creaking to echo out throughout the house.

Her bare feet stamped on the wooden floor, announcing her presence as she made her way towards the stairs. The Harlequin was bursting with excitement that she couldn't contain herself as she broke out into a fit of giggling the moment she reached the top of the stairs and started to descend down.

"He he heh... Aha haha haha...!" She cackled while stomping down the stairs, her eyes scanning the darkened area as she followed her instincts towards the living room. And there she saw, her opponent on this night of fright!

Attire

"Heh heh heheh heheh!" she cackled again as she stepped into the light, her wild smile now unobscured by the shadows with her eyes focused solely on Bad Girl!

[BlackAkuma]

”...the fuck is that noise?”

That was the main question going through Bad Girl’s mind, as she heard a loud creak, followed by sudden stomping coming from above. She spat out some of the stale candy corn and looked around with the referee, trying to find the source of it. She popped out of her seat and spun around, bat at the ready. ”Is this some kind of joke?” She hissed his way, baring her teeth with each word. ”I swear, if this is some prank shit, I will ram this bat straight up your-”

“It’s not, it’s not, it’s not!” He waved his arms as he stepped back, making the sleeves on his tattered jacket flap about. “I didn’t know there was anyone else here, I thought-”

And then came the laughing. Or, more precisely, cackling. Bad Girl’s focus shifted to the stairwell, as this witchy, creaky laugh came closer and closer, followed by a figure in the pale light. It wasn’t good enough for her to see who she was facing all that clear, but she could see enough - a glittering smile, beady blue eyes, and punky pigtails. All she could see was a silhouette, and she already hated this bitch.

“I, uh…” The referee took another hesitant step back. “I think that’s your opponent. Alexia.”

Alexia. What a stupid name. ”Fuck this.”

She looked left, then right, then grabbed the closer thing she could get her hands on with any real weight to it - in this case, a broken lamp. She picked it up, yanked cord out of the wall, and hurled it at Alexia’s face like a football. ”Get down here!”

[TheManVan]

Alexia's eyes never wavered or wandered as the sky blue gems locked solely on the other girl, watching every little detail and taking it in. She seemed strong, she was ready for a fight, and most of all she seemed violent. The Harlequin's grin widened as she barely even acknowledged the zombified referee standing next to her real target.

The giddy Harlequin was waiting for the simplest of catalyst to set off what was meant to be a destructive night and she didn't have to wait long for that, watching as her opponent was quick to start tearing up the place starting with a lamp. The lighting appliance sailed out of the room and right at Alexia half way down the stairs, having to duck underneath the missile that crashed against the wall. A loud smash echoed out through the empty house, glass shattering from the lightbulb and metal rattling and left twisted as the Harlequin bolted down into the darkness at the bottom of the stairs.

Her feet thumped against the floor as she raced like a madwoman at Bad Girl, charging into the living room as she emerged from the shadows. Angled low, she lunged forward and flung herself at Bad Girl with no semblance of skill or thought, only driven forward by the goal of tackling her to the ground!

[BlackAkuma]

And the lamp missed, because of course it did. That was a little disappointing, Bad Girl was looking forward to knocking the grin off Alexia’s face as soon as possible, but at least she wouldn’t have to wait much longer - the bitch was bringing the fight to her, rushing down the stairs and coming out of the gloom.

”That’s right, come on!” She brought the bat up and held it at the ready, looking for a homerun swing. ”I’ll knock that stupid smile of your goddamn-”

A clown. Bad Girl was fighting a fucking clown. A little clown, complete with makeup and pigtails and this gaudy getup that looked like something they kept in the back section of a Hot Topic. She didn’t even have on shoes. It was the dumbest thing she had ever seen, and the only upside was that, for once, she wasn’t wearing the dumbest outfit in the room.

Did wonders for her mood, though. She wanted to drop Alexia right from the start, but now it was damn imperative.

The surprise created a momentary pause, and that was enough for her opponent to close the distance, ducking down just in time to avoid the baseball bat’s swing. Alexia hit her hard in the stomach and the two of them went sliding over the table, sending up a storm of candy corn and Reeses Cup as they flew.

The blow was enough to knock the bat out of Bad Girl’s hands, but that was a far cry from making her defenseless, even though Alexia was on top. She reached up, grabbed the clown’s pigtail with one hand, and unloaded punches at her face with the other, targeting her eyes with the wicked blows. ”Dirtyfuckingstupidgoddamnfuckingfuck!”

[TheManVan]

A normal sane person would never had rushed at someone who had a bat the window of opportunity was so tight in comparison to the amount of damage one good swing could do. But the thought of risk and reward wasn't as defined for the Harlequin, charging head on at Bad Girl and managing to avoid a catastrophic hit that would've ended her night early and scoring with the tackle. The two girls tangled as they tumbled over the table, knocking over every thing on the surface and adding to the mess of the room.

Alexia landed in a heap, right on top of Bad Girl as she smashed down on her opponent breasts on breasts as she tried to push herself up to start with the beating. But Bad Girl wasn't like most girls, she wasn't about the lifestyle of having her back against something and taking it as she reached up for Alexia's hair for a tight seize, twisting the Harlequin's head to the side and opening her up for a hellacious flurry!

The loud cracks of bone on bone and skin on skin savagery echoed out as Bad Girl's fist crashed into Alexia's head. Repeatedly struck in the head, Alexia lurched towards the side until she fell onto the floor along with Bad Girl, but instead of fearing of the situation, Alexia found nothing but glee in it. "Ahaha hahaha hahaha!" she laughed with elation, reaching forward to take a hold of Bad Girl's blonde locks and began swinging with reckless abandon at her face, the wild brawl intensifying!

[BlackAkuma]

You know what? As pissed off as Bad Girl was to be fighting a clown of all things, maybe this was a good thing. Maybe this was just what she needed. As motivation went, it was hard to think of anything better.

No way, no way, was she losing a match to a clown. Not happening. She’d sooner choke on the fucking candy corn.

The slightest notion of it happening was enough to push her to further fury. She wailed on Alexia with everything she had, driving her fist into the woman’s face time and again, and she didn’t stop when retaliation came her way, giving back as good as she got. The two of them battered away at each other like hellcats for a few insane moments, their fists turned to battering blurs, with each strike intended to maim and maul.

Only one problem on Bad Girl’s end: Alexia was stronger. The quantity was the same, but the quality was different, and she could feel her face giving way under the onslaught, with blood in her nose on her tongue. She needed an out, before she found herself past the point of no return.

”Stop laughing! Cunt!” She yanked Alexia's hair straight up, lifting her chest up, and brought her leg between them. Once it was high enough, she shot it straight out, attempting to kick her off and rolled to the side once some space had been made between them. Once she had some breathing room to work with, she could get to the business of finding some big and heavy to ram down Alexia’s throat.

[TheManVan]

Bruising and a little blood were already becoming a factor in the wild brawl when both girls were throwing vicious punches at one another as they brawled on the dirty floor. There wasn't much plan to Alexia, she held on to Bad Girl and wailed away while laughing all the while the simple savagery being all she's ever craved for, but Bad Girl had more thought process going through her head as she pulled on Alexia's hairs, forcing her to arch her head back and there by forcing her body to follow as she raised off of her opponent.

A foot to the chest would push her off, kicked across the room as she was flung into one of the chairs. The horrid creaking of it's feet dragging across the wood rang out as Alexia's body shoved it aside. She hung off of it with one arm while the rest of her body draped off, her face cringed in pain but the smile was still on her face, shaking her head as she kept her eyes on Bad Girl.

"Hehehaha! The funs just starting!" she called out, pulling herself up to her feet taking but a second to realign herself before she charged in at Bad Girl, attempting to clobber her in the back with her hands clasped together!

[BlackAkuma]

Seriously, fuck clowns.

Bad Girl had a long guttural groan when she heard Alexia’s laughing start up again, this high-pitched cackling that made the hairs in her ear stand at attention. That was the way it was with these wrestling clowns, always going for the stupid gimmick, acting like they watched the Dark Knight one too many times. It was never funny, and even by the low standards set by wrestling, it was always dumb.

”Shut up. Just shut up.” She sat up slow, rubbing her face as the damage from all those punches caught up with her. There was a cut over her right eye, dripping some blood into it and wrecking her vision, and the headache was legendary…but she could push through. Not even close to the worst beating she ever took.

She started to look around for her bat, trying to figure out where it fell, when she heard the pitter-patter of stupid feet coming her way. Bad Girl had only started to turn around when a heavy blow hit her shoulders and dropped her flat on her chest. It didn’t keep her there long, she was pushing her way up soon after, but she rose an even angrier woman than she had been when she went down.

[TheManVan]

Crashing into Bad Girl, both women tumbled onto the floor in a loud heap, Alexia throwing all of her weight haphazardly for maximum effect. She loudly giggled as she laid on her opponent's back, planting her hands on Bad Girl's head and back to push herself off of her feet. Her eyes were already running all over the room, looking for something to break with Bad Girl's body as she twisted her head back and saw the table they had already tumbled over.

A crude smile curled on her lips as twisted ideas started to form in her head as she gripped tightly on the back of Bad Girl's shirt and skirt, yanking them upwards to haul her opponent off of the dirty floorboards. Dragging Bad Girl by her clothes, Alexia enacted her bad intentions as she wrapped an arm around her shoulder and shoved her other between the legs to lift Bad Girl up across of her chest as she attempted to body slam Bad Girl on the table!