Intro Ceremony brought to you by Cheryl Williams of the Pom Pom Punchers!

[Fairy Dragon]

Fight the LAW 3’s latest setting was played out for the cameras on social media, a panning shot to Week one’s resort in the Mountains of Austria. A beautiful, snowy landscape that would soon be interrupted by the equally beautiful Cheryl Williams jumping into the camera’s vision, upside down with her legs split. “Goooood Evening LAW viewers. Welcome to where our company comes to Fight! Fight! Fight! For this year's bi-annual PPV!” Cheryl says kicking her legs before spinning and ending up on her feet before she points at the camera. “Give us any time or place and someone’s getting punched in the face. This year we have a really special place to have our showdowns and for our lucky guests we’ll be here for a whole 2 weeks! Now, who are those lucky guests and where will they be staying? Good Questions! Follow meeeee!” Cheryl screamed, then shimmied to the side to let the camera get another shot of the area.

“Doesn’t this snowy mountain range just make you want to curl up together with some friends in a nice warm blanket, enjoy a warm beverage, and watch some of the best competitors in the business fight for gold and glory?! I know it does for me, and this isn’t even the best part! Come on!” Cheryl would say, and run off excited to show off what came next, the camera followed but had a hard time keeping up with Cheryl’s excitement in the cold climate. Cheryl stopped once she got to the end of the outside corridor and placed her hand on a rail, motioning for the camera to come closer while she spoke. “It’s still a work in progress, but I think our fans are owed a sneak peek at some cool things the future holds for them. You can’t tell from here but this building is a nice and cozy ski lodge in Austria. This is my first time here and it’s sooo breathtaking! Some of the locals who are watching already know this but LAW will be staying here at Naturpark Karwendel to bask in the Winter like fun this place brings. One week of fun that we beg you to come visit us for! This festival won’t be pure violence, we have plenty of room for us to go skiing and do winter events throughout the week to give back to our adoring fans and share such a joyous moment together. Now, if you’re wondering where those epic battles will happen, look closely!” Cheryl said, pointing past the rails and further down, the lack of snow falling down made what she was aiming for clear. A ring was being set up in the middle of monuments of ice, towers, and igloos with a white castle.

“Looks amazing huh? Brrrr I get chills just thinking about the kind of action that’ll happen in that ring! The best part is that as great as that looks it’s still not complete, when it’s done it’ll be full of seats for our fans and that castle will be the wrestlers' stay until their match where they’ll ascend down the castle’s maw to do battle! The Punching will heat up your soul and make you want to scream loud enough to cause an avalanche…Not that you’ll actually cause one!” Cheryl said, giggling to herself. She leaned against the rails and sat on them, with a fist stretched out to the camera.

“Now raise a fist if you want me to give you guys a sneak peek at who will be dueling during this awesome week!” Cheryl said and her fist went up in the air. With no actual crowd to view this, Cheryl would assume it was everyone watching. “Great! Now at this hour, I can’t promise I have all the answers, LAW has more talent than they know what to do with. What I can promise is that week 1 has one of the greatest cards out there! One of LAW’s finest takes on one of LAW’s newest. Everyone knows Astrid Ostberg, the Heavyweight champion who did everything a champion could do, defended her belt across the country, battled other champions, and took on titans of LAW. Even after she lost that belt in one of the best triple threats in history she didn’t stop making history and was the first challenger for the LAW Openweight championship. So what’s next for the beast who’s done everything? New Meat that’s what! Astrid’s newest foe is a fresh face Ambre Brault, one of the biggest and strongest girls I’ve ever seen…she also said my Pom Poms were cute so I think she’s also one of the nicest. Don’t take my word for it, see her for yourself February 6 when she and Astrid engage in a heavyweight match that will Shake! The! Mountains!” Cheryl said, pumping her fist in the air over and over again. Her excitement was clear. “Excited yet? That was just one match, what can top that? Oh, I don’t know how about something more steamy?" Cheryl added, dancing on her toes.

“One of the many faculties that’ll be available to guests and staff this week will be a few hot springs to cool off when the cold gets a little too much, or when you feel like a spring is a great place to relax. And because this is LAW what would be doing if we didn’t make it a place for us to have an epic showdown of steamy proportions? Last year we said hello to Kusanali, who calls herself the Saint of seduction. A mighty title to have in LAW and one another threatens to take when she meets Elizabeth Graham, they’ll meet in the Hot springs for an Ironwoman match, this fight won’t be short and I know both of them will want to keep the heat of the match going until the time reaches zero. That sounds fun! So many exciting firsts to go, but a match doesn’t need to happen for the first time to make it epic, rematches are good too. Everyone loves a good rematch, especially LAW. We’ve had dozens of exciting rematches and our next two are going to give us one more. After a match where one girl won but somehow both wrestlers walked away unsatisfied Phoebe Justice looks to go 2 for 2 against the sky, the Queen of the Sky Aella Midori to be exact. To make sure that no shenanigans will stop them until we have a winner the two have agreed to square off in a bloodsport match, which means the only thing in their way is the barricades keeping them out of the stands. No ropes and no mercy, just total nonstop action! Wow, 3 matches and 3 different things! No two are alike and that’s what we love about LAW.” Cheryl said with a bright smile. She would finally sit off the rail and get close to the camera, leaning in close.

“Think we can’t do any better? You’d be wrong. We have another rematch that promises to take the first one and go higher. Tia Harris and Ranko Honjo have fought everywhere, in the ring and backstage with no end in sight so LAW said if they’re going to do that anywhere they meet they should go ahead and meet in a Falls Count anywhere match. The ring will be where they start but who knows where they’ll finish? They could fight in the igloo or the slope, maybe even go all the way to the mountains and beyond. By the end, they could end up fighting through all of Austria, but by the end I think we’ll have a winner! Man wheeeeww, just thinking about those last two matches is enough to make anyone squirm. Those will be intense and could be hard to watch, we might need to clean our pallets after it’s done. Get another warm drink, and relax at LAW’s next show. We enjoy the snow but we like to keep our fans warm and entertained. After something hard hitting like that I think we need something sweeter.” Cheryl said, stepping away from the camera. “Sooo one more for the after-hours crowd! The newbie cutie Tokime Hidari, known in some parts as Joker wants to give LAW a big hello! To do that she’s decided to go face to face with the Goleader Nico Cardona, the two will be bending and grinding in a battle of sexual prowess and submission supremacy. A hentai submission match that should melt the cold away!.” Cheryl said before she brought a hand to her chin. “Geez that’s a lot. And still more to go, after a match card like that I’m not sure we can do any better.” Cheryl muttered, then shrugged pretending to give up.

“Oh well, I’ll have to try. Here’s a good start. LAW’s growing number of male wrestlers has two guys who are trying to remind LAW faithful to let them rock the boat for a minute. No gimmicks, no stipulations, just pure male wrestling! I think everyone wrestling is awesome and I knnnooooowwww our awesome fans will be giving these guys the attention they deserve when Drake Benton takes on Pretty Boy Blake…Drake and Blake hah! Pointless nickname since I think all our boys are pretty, look at his opponent with his cute face and chiseled body! It does suck that they don’t seem very nice, why are the handsome ones always so mean? I don’t know who will win this epic match, but I can bet the winner won’t let us hear the end of it. These two plan to put their money where their mouth is, and if you like a good male wrestling match you’re sure to get your money’s worth!” Cheryl said, pointing at the camera and then taking a step back.

“Ever heard a name and thought, wow that person must give the best hugs? I did when I heard about Shimerlace Snuggleblossom. Snuggle’s right there in the name!...So far I’m not sure since I’ve been warned not to try to hug her.” Cheryl said, shrugging very sadly. “But she has the name and she looks like she could be the hugging champion of the world. But tonight she’s focused on trying to get farther in wrestling. The last time we did Fight the LAW Shimmer was on a cruise fighting another rival, and after finishing that story at Apex she’s back at the next one to face a new foe. And her name is Nyarlathotep! Nya-Nya is new and dark, and kinda scary! I don’t know much about her but I’ve seen enough to know that she knows what she’s doing and our cute and potentially expert Snuggle hugger will need to bring her best to win. The contest is an Ice fishing match that should surprise given that these two seem to dabble in some special talents that they’ll love to show us!” Cheryl said, going from relaxed to a fighting stance as she began to announce the next match.

“Before my first wrestling match, I did some boxing training, it really makes a difference! It teaches you discipline and makes you notice the subtle nuances of a fighter's stance. The second best thing to boxing is kickboxing, I know this is a wrestling company but we don’t mind catering to all other forms of combat. And that’s why this year one of the cornerstone matches of week one will be an epic Kickboxing match. Maria Lindberg has come all the way here to take on Tiki Lowell, Law’s own oracle. I just know those two will give us one heck of a show! Hiiya!” Cheryl screamed punching close to the camera before finishing it with a roundhouse that got a little too close for the camera's comfort! “Whoops! Got ahead of myself, but doesn’t that make you excited?! A hard hitting match, with another to follow. Have you ever seen snow used in a hardcore match? If you haven’t, you might soon when LAW gets hardcore for our next match. With every weapon at their disposal Hanada Kiyoko and Carol Carter both want to put the Fight Fight Fight in the LAW, they’ll be going against each other for the first time. Hanada is a fellow tag teamer and Carol is one of the newest faces here, with a combo like that I think both girls want to make an impression and win a few first time fans.. I admit a match like this sounds like it could be squeamish, real hardcore matches aren’t for the faint of heart, if you need to step away and take a break from the action I won’t blame you. But if you stick around I promise that these two will show off the blood sweat and tears they go through to reach the top and they do it all for you!” Cheryl squealed. She had few hardcore matches to her name, but she found that good hardcore wrestlers could be crazy creative and she was hoping to see some of that creativity from this match.

“I wonder if anyone thinks that match might be too much? If you do, don’t worry we have something that might be fun and less violent. And this isn’t one that you need to wait for the after-hours to enjoy. Just because we wrestle each other doesn’t mean the match has to get mean right?” Cheryl asked, but since she was talking to a camera, she didn’t wait for an answer. “I’ve made friends out of people I wrestled and beat, with no hard feelings. And sometimes we have a nice warm drink afterward and talk for hours. In this cold weather, I think these two decided that they should get the drinks early and go at it because instead of sitting down for some warm cocoa after a back-and-forth match it seems Momo Yamamoto and Catalina Vicente have come up with the warmest match ever! The two plan to wrestle in a vat of Cocoa! I’ve met both of them and they are some of the nicest and warmest people in any building. They could melt cold exteriors and when you put them in cocoa they might try to warm this region. And even if they don’t see them go at it in cocoa will be fun! That’s its own reward! Pretty great huh? ….Hmmm what’s that?” Cheryl asked and leaned in again, hand to her ear to try and hear better.

“Oh you want to know about the champions? Oh of course you do! What’s LAW’s greatest event ever without the champions that led us there? Hmmm, do I want to spoil that? Maybe we should save it for later? Oh, I’m just kidding of course I’ll tell you! With a venue like this, our top champ couldn’t resist making an appearance. Our Double AA champion, the Golden Dragon with Gold hair Astrid Arvidsson would never want to miss Fight the LAW. When we land she will be in these mountain ranges with us ready to speak to the people of Austria who love and adore her. Will she fight tonight? Does she have a big announcement? A future opponent to tell us about? If so I’m available!! F-for fighting of course! The point is when the champ speaks everyone should listen because I know Astrid never wants to waste time. That’ll be fun! Now for a champ who we know will be fighting. Ever met someone who just gets better with age? Like a fine wine? LAW has that too, the finest wine in the world and her name is Alaina Sanders. An Amazon, a wrestler, a mother, and in LAW, a Heavyweight champion. Alaina hasn’t slowed down at all even in her 50’s. Taking on competition that is only half her age and still winning matches in this young woman’s game. I guess it’s true what they say, always fear the old man in a profession where they die young. Anyone woman who’s still fighting like her at that age has the skills and the experience to use it." Cheryl boasted on the heavyweight champ's behalf knowing she earned every bit of praise, but also knowing that her opponent earned some too.

"That experience will be put to test once again when the Amazon braves the cold mountains to take on the African beast we call Bast. She’s a monster who steamrolled her way through her partner, the former Middleweight champ Tina to get her and now she wants to take out a current champion. She might be the toughest challenge Alaina has ever faced, and she’s come to Austria to claim victory one more time! I hope you’re ready for the greatest hunt the world has ever seen!” Cheryl finished, giddy after she was done. She thought that went well. “LAW’s best and brightest will be here, and then the rest will spend the other week in the lovely Salzburg, where my good friend is waiting to tell you what news awaits you for that week. I don’t envy anyone who has to follow up this exciting lineup but please give her a hand. Until next time my friends! Always remember to F! I! G! H! T! Fight! Fight! Fight the LAW!!” Cheryl shouted just as her broadcast went off. She heard someone call cut and she sighed, that was fun but she was glad it was over. A camera right on her face caused more stress than she realized, she feared stumbling over every line. “Alright, guys, that went well. Let’s go inside for hot chocolate!” Cheryl cheered, leading the way to celebrate a successful start to Fight the LAW 3.