Kayla Grant
After a pause and some applause, Kayla continued. "And as a matter of fact...one of those is just around the corner. I would like to take this time to officially announce that I am going to be an entrant in LAW's first-ever Battle Royal!"
The crowd let out even more cheers at this - including a cry of "YEAAAAH, KAYLA!" from her tag partner Ashley jumping up in the back, which Kayla ignored. She smiled wider, continuing. "It's a great honor to be chosen for an event as big as this one. Fifteen women in the ring together, battling it out until only one remains - and that winner will be taking home not just a trophy, not just a cash prize, but the honor of having proven herself triumphant in the midst of an all-out war. I have no doubts that whoever can stand up to fourteen opponents at once and still remain standing will be worthy of going far in this company - and so too, I am confident that I have the skills to do so-"
Kayla's speech would suddenly be cut short, as two other members of the LAW roster suddenly appeared from the aisle and pushed their way through the crowd - the two-sister tag-team-cum-manager-and-client-pair of Chelsea and Molly Forster, the British Bunnies!
Chelsea Forster
Molly Forster
"Um, excuse me-" Kayla tried to get a word in edgewise. Even if she was one of the few people on stage who could understand Chelsea, she could only make out a few words here and there through the Scouser's thick dialect. Even still, she got the idea, and it was hardly one she was comfortable with.
Nevertheless, Chelsea wouldn't allow her to finish. "Ler rus be 'de one to tell yous now - I'm enti'n ye bloody battle royal too, like, and I'm gon' ter prove ter yous lot I'm 'de only one takin' home 'de trophy, like! Is right, yous don' mess wi' Liverpool! 'De Reds got 'de most European Cups in all o' England, like, and come 'de event, I'll make sure there's one more trophy sittin' in der Pool!"
"Chelsea says that she'll also be in the Battle Royal," Molly explained to an even more baffled press, bowing apologetically. "She says that our football club, the current European champions, have won more tournaments than any other club in England, and she wants to bring home a trophy of her own. No, I'm not going to be entering myself. I think she has it covered."