Taking a Killer (Bee) Seriously

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Taking a Killer (Bee) Seriously

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The LAW fans in the arena had heard there would soon be another promo to see, but they didn't know from which wrestler. However, as soon as a certain beloved face's entrance theme started to play, there was little doubt as to exactly who it was!
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"The Heroine of the Beehive...." An all-too familiar voice buzzed, from within the entrance opening. For a moment, all fans could see was the silhouette of the woman, since the shadow of the area covered her. However, her curvy figure, antenna-themed hair, and trademark bee wings certainly stood out in the silhouette!

"Has come to the RESCUE!" The woman suddenly leaped out of the doorway, making an impressive amount of both vertical and horizontal distance, as she entered LAW Arena in such a showy fashion! It was Honie Beatrice Bea of course! And the crowd cheered for her, as the heavyweight high-flyer continued to make huge leaps towards the ring, practically flying through the air. With a final massive leap, Honie B. Bea soon sprung from off the bottom floor, clean over the ropes, and right into the ring! The canvas shook upon impact, but Honie stuck the landing! After the crowd finally calmed down from seeing such an impressive aerial performance, Honie would address them!

"Greetings all you beautiful people! I'm sure you're eager to hear what your resident bee-themed heroine has to say! Well I've come quite a long way, since I first came to LAW. And ya'll know I love to have fun and whatnot. But there seems to be a pattern of my bee-themed mannerisms causing SOME people not to take me seriously as a wrestler."

"From Karen Starring saying my bee attire looks ridiculous and calling me a clown on Twitter, only to get stuck under the longest in-the-ring facesit I've ever dished out in a match."

"From the likes of Layla Lacoque saying I talk like a loon and that no one will take me serious if I keep using bee puns, only to get squashed in a POW match by me. The aftermath of which may or may not have been me taking her home and smothering her a whole bunch. Hehehe."

"And then there was the now former manager of the sociopathic Cyber Legacy, who said I act like a BUZZING kindergartner! Only to witness her client lose to me, before Tracy Cannon and I smothered HER after the fact!"

"Insert the Spongebob meme: (How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!) here. The point is, my love of all things bee should NOT cause anyone to fail to take me seriously. Especially since buzzing me off by not taking me seriously is a good way to get STUNG!"

"Furthermore, many of my matches have ended with my opponent smothered out under my honey buns. I'm considered by most fans to be the ace of my bug-themed stable (yes Antonia, you know it's true). And I was among those considered to be LAW's first Openweight Champion, after my journey through Apex. Congrats to Astrid Arvidsson for being the one management chose though!"


"On the subject of champions, I'd also like to congratulate the one and only Aliana Sanders, for becoming LAW's latest Heavyweight Champion! Hey Aliana! Remember that tweet I sent you? You know. The tweet I gave you my congrats in and also gave you a heads up that I'd be challenging you for your title? The tweet from around two months ago. The tweet you never responded to.... I'm sure you were just busy, and it had NOTHING to do with you not taking me seriously. Ha. Ha. Ha."
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Despite her mostly playful tone, there was a bit of annoyance in Honie's voice. While this had naively gone over her head at first, Honie had recently begun to wonder how seriously Aliana had taken her as a threat, during their heavyweight rivalry. And in general, the multiple times wrestlers had underestimated her because of her bee-themed mannerisms and sometimes silly disposition was getting under her skin.

"ESPECIALLY not after I almost knocked you out, before pinning you for the three count to win a tag match between our stables. Just saying. No hard feelings of course. Haha. But since you didn't respond online, why don't you get your brawny behind out here, so I can congratulate you and challenge you in person!" The excited audience cheered, as they waited for the famous Amazon herself to appear.
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Alaina was backstage in her twonpuece leopard print attire as she heard Honie calling her out. Alaina didn't make her wait long for a response as she came out into the arena looking serious as she stomped her way down to the ring, LAW Heavyweight Championshipnover her shoulder.

"My my .. this is a lot of fuss over me not responding in Twitter. Firstly, I have defended the title four times ans have wrestled in a few non-title matches. Real wrestling champions are a bit too busy for Twitter." Alaina said stepping closer to Honie.

"You faced me in the ring and pinned me in a tag match clear as day for everyone to see. You did it. You did it while treating me like some sort of joke to take lightly. If you think for a second d that I am dodging you, you are very mistaken honey. In fact I think that supercard needs a LAW Heavyweight Championship match complete with squashed insect!" Alaina said as she stood tensed up, chest to chest with Honie!

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Despite her mild annoyance about feeling as though her congrats and challenge to towards Alaina had been ignored on Twitter, Honie welcomed the Heavyweight Champion's appearance with a smile. In sharp contrast, Alaina's expression and body language indicated anger, which then caused Honie to frown in confusion.

Once in the ring, Alaina explained that her championship reign left her too busy for Twitter. Since the subject of the Tweet was important, Honie considered this excuse to be a bit of a cop-out. But nonetheless, she accepted it. After all, Alaina wasn't known to use Twitter very often in general. But what Honie didn't accept and wasn't at all expecting, was what Alaina said next!

Alaina, with hostility and resentment in her voice, accused Honie of treating her like a joke! The bee's compound eyes widened in absolute bewilderment. She genuinely had no clue where this was coming from, but it seemed as though the muscled insect had inadvertently stepped on her fellow heavyweight's pride somehow.

Was it the double stinkface she and Antonia had preformed on Alaina, during their tag match? Was it stating that Honie did in fact pin Alaina for the tag win? Was it her often playful and teasing disposition? Her bee-themed mannerisms? There had been competitive banter, but Honie had never exhibited malice in her interactions with Alaina.

Regardless, the hurt and confusion in Honie's admittedly sensitive heart soon festered into anger. She pressed her boobs into Alaina own, before raising one of her legs to loudly stomp on the canvas! "What...the...BUZZ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" The killer bee snapped. "Whether we were having a match or having our little Strength Competition, I never ONCE said squaring up with you was EASY! But if you seriously think you're gonna SQUASH me, after I've proven myself capable of taking it to you in the ring, then YOU'RE the one taking ME lightly!"

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Alaina pressed back against Honie as she stepped up to her. The amazon shook her head and spoke more in a low growl than anything else. "It is a figure of speech. You did beat me in the ring, but when I put my title on the line against you at the Halloween themed supercard I will do all I can to show you that I have this title for a good reason. I will beat you in the middle of that ring. I will beat you anywhere, in or out of the ring. Hell why not make it a Falls Count Anywhere match for the LAW Heavyweight Championship?!" Alaina said as she raised her title belt high in her right hand while staring a hole through Honie.

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At first, Honie suspiciously narrowed her eyes at Alaina, when the champion claimed she had used the word 'squash' as a figure of speech. But Honie was themed after a type of bug, so she ultimately decided it made sense and opted to believe her. She took a step back, not at all out of submission, but as a sign she was trying to calm herself down. But after Alaina boldly declared she'd defeat her in a Falls Count Anywhere match for the LAW Heavyweight Championship, it was hard for Honie not to get fired up again.

"You're SO on!" Honie accepted. "I'll put everything I got into beating you again. Only this time, it'll be just you and me. One on one! So when I win, there'll be no room for even the TINIEST hint of buzzing doubt, that I deserve to be LAW'S NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! No one likes to lose of course. But I'll show you that a well-fought loss against the Heroine of the Beehive is NOTHING to be ashamed of, even for YOU!"

The crowd cheered, incredibly excited for this bout! Though there was another matter to address. "...Soooooo, what or who are you gonna dress up as?" Honie asked out of curiosity, after taking a moment to try and calm herself down again. "It's a Halloween-themed supercard after all. I'll be going as an Africanized honey bee, as usual."

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Alaina smiled and nodded. Honie was taking her seriously, and Alaina was going to go all in on Honie. Honie was going to learn that Alaina, now having won many matches since her last loss.... the tag match with Honie.... was a whole new animal. "I can't wait to see this. I need this. That way when you come at me full force and I retain my title you will know exactly what it means to step into the ring with a champion." Alaina said holding her title up high.

She was silent for a moment before answering Honie's question. "The Amazon Wonderwoman will be the one taking it to the bee. I will see you again in the ring at the supercard Honie." Alaina said as she stared Honie in the eyes unmoving and gazing forward.

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Honie took note of something when Alaina finally smiled. She'd seen this smile before. It was the exact same one Kyoko Akan gave her, when Honie held back on her wholesome, lighthearted disposition, to focus keenly and sternly on the Belly Punching contest they were having. A contest Honie ultimately loss, while Kyoko went on to become a champion herself, just as Alaina now was. Did Honie need the same generally stern disposition Alaina and Kyoko appeared to have to be a champion? Honie pushed that troubling thought back, before addressing Alaina.

"So you CAN lighten up a bit." Honie noted, after Alaina confirmed she would in fact be taking part in the Halloween festivities, by dressing up as Wonder Woman for the title match. "In that case, we shall settle things heroine to heroine! By the way, congrats on your title. You deserve to hold it high. You think I wasn't buzzing GENUINE when I said I wanted to congratulate you on it? You've done a swell job retaining thus far. But this time around, that belt's gonna change holders if I have anything to say about it!"

Alaina had implied that although Honie had bested her before, her being a champion now made things different. Though Honie won their pervious tag match for her team, with still some energy left in the tank. Alaina hadn't experienced what the Heroine of the Beehive was fully capable of either! She'd become a champion. And she'd so, while being herself to boot! She was a serious, fiery killer bee, but also a sweet, teasing honey bee!

"Very well. See you at the supercard, Alaina. I take it you now understand I'm serious about this." Honie buzzed, walking towards the ropes. She stopped at them for a few moments, before looking back at her future opponent, grabbing the top ropes and bending to stick her gorgeous, massive, muscular stinger booty right out at Alaina. "But I'm still gonna smother you..." And with a wink and a self-spank of her legendary rear, Honie made her exit, as the crowd continued to cheer in excitement for this closely upcoming title match!

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TO BE CONTINUED....

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