Arachne's Causal Theme
Arachne's Appearance
The spider waited for the crowd to crowd to quiet down. "So ya'll know my annoyingly righteous friend Honie B. Bea? Well uh....she'll be....she'll be making a heel-turn." Arachne said in a whisper that was nullified by the microphone she held close to her mouth. Some fans gasped! Other's didn't buy it. Honie had a very strong, personal moral code. One that she held onto and was even willing to get aggressive with people over. "Yep! Believe it or not-"
"AAAAAAAARAAAACHNEEEEEEEEEE!" A voice bellowed. Arachne and the fans turned their heads to see the Heroine of the Beehive herself! "WHAT THE BUZZ?! STOP THE CAP THIS INSTANT!" Honie had entered LAW Arena. She sped down the ramp, before stopping fairly close to the base of the ring. Unsurprisingly, Arachne's claim turned out to be an untruth. The spider ambled towards the bee's direction, leaning on the ropes, and looking down at her from the ring. A smirk was plastered on her face, while Honie puffed her cheeks out in annoyance. Beatrice knew Widow had lied just to aggravate her into coming down here.
Honie's Appearance
"If you wanted to talk to me, you could've just called me out here, instead of telling a buzzing lie!" Honie scolded. "Bumble Butt, reeeelaaaaaax." Arachne responded. "It's not a complete fib, just poor wording perhaps. Arachne meant you should be making a heel-turn. But of course you won't. Due to believing in truth (ew), justice (double ew), not being a horrible person and buzz, buzz, buzz."
"The Heroine of the Beehive is perfectly content being called a face. I like being noble, virtuous, INSPIRATIONAAAALL!"
"EWW! Wait...You can still be inspirational as a bad guy, we inspire fear in innocent victims!"
"Hmmmmm. I'd prefer to inspire fear in....guilty villains."
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK."
"While I know it won't ultimately happen, I'd say it's more likely that you'd become a face. You looked real heroic showing up to foil the cheating in my first PPV match." Honie teased, sticking her tongue out at her unlikely bestie. "You're a mischievous, troublemaking little rascal. But you still value friendship and loyalty and love and-" "BACK TO THE SUBJECT MATTER AT HAND." Arachne insisted, desperately trying to chance the subject. Honie was one of the few people take could really fluster the thick-skinned spider. After shaking off a blush, said spider regained her wicked smirk and continued.
"Now then, Bumble Butt. If you were to make a heel-turn, you wouldn't have to be that bad. I mean, the position of most evil heel in this company has already been taken by yours truly after all..."
"The fact that you can get within 15 feet of me without being knocked out disproves that theory, but kay kay."
"AS ARACHNE WAS SAYING, it's not like you'd have to ambush or jump people or cheat or anything like that. There's just one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial, little, tiny thing you'd have to do..."
"Hold the phone, Arachne. I want to bring up that you were acting really rude to the fans before I got here, and I think you should say sorry. Now, what were you saying? Buzz?"
"Uhhhhhhh. That you've have to not really care very much about the...fans and-"
"WHAT?!"
"Yep! Here's an example from Arachne."
The spider used all eight of her eyes to survey the crowd. Said eyes settled on a not-so-handsome looking guy in the front row. "HEY YOU! HEY YOU, THE UGLY ONE!" Arachne yelled. The particular fan pointed to himself in confusion. "Yes you! Arachne can't be talking to anyone else right around you! Those plebs are actually halfway decent looking! Aaaahahahahaaa!"
"Quit it, Arachne!" Honie reprimanded, before quickly going over to said fan in the front row. The strong heroine effortlessly lifted the guy up, before giving him a huge hug! "It's okay. Arachne didn't mean it. She's just playing around." Honie comforted, despite her hug not exactly being comfortable. In fact, due to the powerhouse's lack of restraint, she ended up giving that fan what was close to a bearhug! When Honie put the fan down, he collapsed on the floor.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Arachne cackled. "Excellent work, Honie! Now he hurts on the inside and the outside!"
"Buzz?! Oh shoot! HehHeh. No worries. I'm sure he's okay."
"I'm not okay."
"NO ONE CARES IF YOUR OKAY OR NOT, NO-NAME."
"Arachne! You knew exactly what my response would be, before you even got me up here. What is it that you really want to do?"
"Ah yes. The tour de force of Arachne's first promo. Arachne's about to sing a villain song that will do two things. One, it will explain why you or anyone else should become a heel. And two, it will confirm Arachne as the most sinister, most evil, most horribly vile villain to ever step foot in a LAW ring! Mwahahahahaaaa! And not a silly cartoon villain. Don't know where that rumor came from."
"It's a parody of cartoon villain song, isn't it?"
"CARTOON VILLIAN SONGS ARE GOOD. Now then. Let the evil begin. HehHehHeh."
The lights dimmed and the crowd quieted, as Arachne held her mike and got ready to sing.
"I'm happy to hear your lovely singing voice anytime, girl. But I won't a be a-"
"HUSH."
Song Background Music
~"Now then, Honie B. Bea. It would be ideal.~
~"If one day you made a turn, and became a heeeeeel."~
"Buzz. Buzz."
"Get ready, all you plebian viewers! Cause now the wickedness intensifies..."
~"Heels are looked down on, reprimanded. Punished here with no defense."~
~"When we face our due comeuppance, we get a little...tense."~
~"But we dream a dream so naughty, that we don't feel so depressed."~
~"Cause it keeps our spirits haughty, and it helps us get some rest..."~
~"A naïve newbie's fainting gasp!"~
~"A jobber squealing in our grasps!"~
~"Young Lionesses' desperate cries!"~
~"That's our lullaby!"~
~"Now the crowd, we could respect them."~
~"For our sins, we could atone."~
~"Trouble is it's more delightful."~
~"To be bad to the bone."~
~"And all the stress you'll put those hard-working referees?"~
~"Even those of us with honor, wouldn't give a crap, ya see?"~
"HEY!"
~"The melody of booing fans!"~
~"An orchestra of Twitter bans!"~
~A symphony of HATE, OH MY!"~
~THAT'S OUR LULLABY!"~
~"Honie dear, you pay attention now."~
~"To my sinister song!"~
~"Then become a total SCOUNDREL!"~
~"With a lust for doing WRONG!"~
~"My compound eyes, Arachne. They just don't see the appeal."~
~"But of course, you'll still insist..."~
~"THAT YOU BE A HEEL!"~
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
~"An unprovoked ambush backstage!"~
~"Erupting in a violent rage!"~
"How about some justice! That'll work!"
~"I can hear the booing!"~
"You are such a dork."
~"From our evildoing!"~
~"CAUSE WE LET CHAOS FLYYYYYY!"~
~"WHILE LAW AND ORDER DIEEEEES!"~
~"THAT'S OUR LUL-LA-BYYYYYYYYYYYY!"~
"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"
After Arachne was finally done with her maniacal laughter, the lights in the arena brightened again. The evil spider fully expected delightful boos to rain down on her again, following the nefarious song. But after a moment of silence, Honie started clapping. This created a chain reaction, and soon the entire crowd erupted in applause! Arachne simply stood there wide-eyed, while Honie leaped off the floor, clean over the ropes, and into the ring. It was something the high-flying heavyweight had done many times before, as her signature ring entrance. She landed next to Arachne, shaking the lightweight's footing a bit.
"Wh-What is this?" Arachne questioned. "Well it seems you're such a great singer, the fans were able to overlook the questionable content and simply enjoy the song. So now, they're cheering for you!" Honie buzzed, before smirking and bring her own mug close to Arachne's. "Kind of like if you were...a buzzing face." "BLASPHEMY!" Arachne protested, before Honie scooped the blushing bug up. Beatrice carried her sisterly pal out of the ring and started walking towards the exit. Both bug girls knew deep down that the other would never change their alignment, and they were more cool with this than they let on. But that didn't mean they wouldn't tease the heck outta each other regarding it!
"That song was pure evil!" Arachne continued to protest. "GET ANGRY! GET ANGRY, DARN YOU ALL!"
"I think that's enough 'evil' for one day." Honie replied. "Let's go to the mall! See you fans later! THANKS FOR GIVING ARACHNE A BIG HAND!"
"I'm going to kill you, Bumble Butt..." The arachnid grumbled, before addressing the now laughing and clapping crowd. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ARACHNE, VILLIANESS OF THE SPIDER WEEEEEEEEEEB!"