LAW cameras are now in a place they probably have never been before: in the middle of a street in a small town in Alabama. The camera focuses on a statue in the middle of the road. The statue, a woman in Greco-Roman robes holding up a large, ugly black bug, stands looking proudly down at LAW's newest acquisition: Gabriel "The Boll Weevil" Harrison
The statue (Boll Weevil Monument)
Gabriel is looking up at the statue as the camera pans to him, "In profound appreciation of the Boll Weevil, and what it has done as the Herald of Prosperity" Gabriel recites as he turns toward the camera, "This is my home town, Enterprise, Alabama. If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time an Alabamian has appeared on LAW, which is a shame, to be honest. I am sick and tired of seeing my state seen through a negative light, so I promise to LAW and to my fellow Alabamians, you will learn what Alabamians are truly made of. And I swear, in her name, that I will rip through this organization, just as the Boll Weevil did in Alabama, one hundred years ago..." The camera pans to the statue, and fades to black...
WARNING: BOLL WEEVIL INFESTATION INBOUND!
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