"Indeed. For those of you wondering..." Melony started, addressing the many fans who had taken a notice. "My crown is now pure gold instead of sliver, with a black, watermelon seed-shaped gem in the center of it to boot. The design of my leotard's bra now shows the inners of a watermelon, and I am now wearing stirrups instead of heels. This is my alternative/updated attire!"
"Ya'll know the deal with my attire's update already." Jasmine added. "But one detail Melony didn't mention, is that she's been working on her legs a LOT. Dude looks like she could kill someone, by scissoring them between her thighs."
"Please Jasmine." Melony blushed and sported a flustered smile, she stuck one of her palms out at Jasmine and shook her own arm rapidly. "The-The muscular tone of my lower-body doesn't have anything to do with my new attire." Melony said modestly, even if her lower-body strength was anything but modest! "Besides, this promo segment isn't really about me, but I suppose we shall get to that."
After teasing Melony, Jasmine spoke into her mike again to begin the main subject of this promo, addressing the fans. "As you may know, the crowns Melony and I wear imply more than simply a royal-themed wrestling gimmick. We first came to LAW as princesses, before eventually taking over more responsibility in our kingdoms that was previously held by our royal parents. That's when we became queens, and the name of our wrestling team changed to match accordingly. But now we have recently acquired enough territory to become even more than queens. Anyone who pays attention to World News may know this, but Melony and I are bona-fide EMPRESSES now! And our empire is called Demeter Domain!"
"So fittingly..." Melony spoke up. "Our tag team name must change yet again. I promise, this is the FINAL name change. Haha. We started off as the Booty Princesses, then became the Booty Queens, and now we shall be known as the Booty Empresses!"
"But our complimentary moniker has always stayed the same, baby! We were, still are, and will always be THE Makers of Human Thrones! EVERYONE can come get SAT on!"
"This is true." Melony giggled. "And to celebrate us reaching peak royal status, we would like to induct a new official member into our stable! She may not be an authentic empress herself, but her truly authentic posterior MORE than makes up for that. And besides, since she'll family to us, that means she's royal to us as well. Jasmine, would you like to do the honors of announcing her?"
Jasmine grinned widely and pointed to the entrance ramp, before playing the role of announcer. "Ladies and gentlemen! Weighing in at one hundred and eighty four pounds! Former number ONE contender for the heavyweight championship! Ace of the Battle Bugs! She is THE Heroine of the Beehive! AND NOW OUR VERY OWN BOOOOTYYYYYY BUZZZZZZZEERRRR! HONIIIIIIEEEEEEE B. BEEEEEEEEEEEEA!"
Honie's Entrance Theme
"BUZZ YEAH!" Honie exclaimed, after grabbing a mike to speak to the crowd. "That's right! LAW's resident heroine bee will be tagging with the Booty Empresses! In case you're wondering, I'm NOT leaving or cheating on the Battle Bugs. Both Antonia and Arachne have given me their blessing to also fight alongside Melony and Jasmine! In fact, with me as the shared stablemate, an alliance has been officially formed between both of our teams!"
"That's right!" Jasmine confirmed. "So I wouldn't recommend messing with any of us, unless you wanna have FIVE thicc behinds smothering your face!"
"Though we should consider the fact that many people might actually WANT that." Melony chuckled, before walking up to Honie. She pulled out a pillow. And on that pillow was a crown made out of platinum, with a golden, honeycomb-shaped gem in the center of it. Melony and Jasmine had spared no expense to get this special crown made specifically for Honie!
"Awww, ya'll shouldn't have." Honie buzzed, flattered by the gift. "IT'S BEAUTIFUL."
"Honie dear..." Melony started. "As an acknowledgement of our friendship, as well as your shared mastery of smother/booty-based offense, Jasmine and I officially crown you as one of LAW's Booty Empresses!"
Honie smiled and bowed her head, allowing Jasmine to lift the crown and place it on the bee's dome, right between the "antennas" of her hair. "Welcome to the team Booty Buzzer!" Jasmine chirped, going up to Honie and giving her a hip bump.
"Thank you for having me Booty Bomber!" Honie buzzed, returning Jasmine's physical gesture before winking at Melony. "And Booty Bullet!"
While Jasmine punched the bee in the arm, Melony approached Honie and gave her a tender kiss on the cheek. "Mwah!"~ Their displays of affection warmed Honie's heart and prompted her to hug both middleweight monarchs in unison, and inadvertently tight enough to make each of them groan. "I buzzing promise to BEE the best friend and stablemate I can BEE to both my Battle Bugs and my Booty Empresses!" Honie chirped, before putting both of her newest stablemates back down. "And I guess that means that instead of a regular bee or even a queen bee, I've jumped ahead to BEE-ing an Empress Bee now!"
The promo ended with all three of the Booty Empresses showing off their sexy, massive behinds in order to pose for the crowd. Honey flexed her muscular guns and sweet honey buns. Jasmine squatted down onto her feet and twerked her hot chocolate cake. And Melony stuck her plump, perfect peach straight up in a Jack-O Pose position, that showed off her wonderful watermelons as well! With Honie officially joining the team, only time would tell what heights the Booty Empresses were capable of reaching!
The Booty Empresses
