"Anotha day, anotha win~" *The towering texan triumphantly stated under her breath, as she stretched her taut arms towards the ceiling above her. She was informed that today's match would be tantamount to a cake walk- Some unknown jobber who went by the ridiculous name of "Kiwi". The mere thought of trying to envision someone with such a nonsensical name caused the lumbering titan to chuckle under her breath.*
"Aheukheuk! Is she sure she's in the right league? Perhaps she missed some type'ah tryout fer the local fruit pageant. I bet she's shaped like one, too~" *The crimson crusher caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and couldn't help but flex, causing a bulge of pure muscle to form on command. Just before she starts striking a myriad of poses, the terrified stagehand addressed the massive rancher from beyond the threshold of the locker room.*
"M..Mrs. Jess..i..it's time." *He winced after finishing his statement, and without a moment's hesitation, Jess covered her face with the massive cowskull and shoved the scrawny dweeb out of her warpath, causing him to stagger against the wall with a massive
"THWUMP!" as she cleared a path towards the curtain. Even though it was almost impossible to notice her countenance underneath her helmet, everyone around her could feel the malevolent presence she emanated just by the way she stomped towards the blinds.*
*Once her theme hit, she was met with a downpour of boos and hisses from all sides, but she had grown accustomed to the unwashed masses treating her as such. As she strode towards the vacant arena, Jess began displaying her two favorite fingers for all to see. It seemed as though the feeling between The Belligerent Bull and her detractors was mutual, which is exactly how she intended to keep it. Finally, she ascended the metallic staircase and stepped over the top rope, but not before removing her mask and placing it on the outside of the ring.*
"Now, let's see what I'm up against." *Jess muttered to herself while lounging against her neutral corner, allowing her arms to drape down towards the floor as she listened to the unstoppable tide of jeers the audience drowned out her thoughts with.*