Lennox Rose vs. Sheila Morgan - By Any Other Name
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2023 5:17 pm
Match Type: Hardcore
Victory Conditions: Victory by pinfall, submission, or knockout. No Disqualifications. No count-outs.
***
Sheila often liked to treat her body like it was bulletproof, and in her defense, it sometimes seemed that way. Back home with Outback Wrestling, she’d made her bones by putting herself through hell and getting back up the next day, no problems. She might have to spend a night at the local hospital every other month, but aside from that? She could walk off whatever.
Chair shots to the head? Nothing an aspirin couldn't fix.
Going through flaming tables? Put some lotion on it, it’s fine.
Powerbombed into a pile of thumbtacks. Eh, she kept bandaids handy.
Anything, everything, anytime, all places, you name it, she could take it. Electrocution, defenestration, laceration. The woman was a walking middle finger to natural selection…but LAW’s talent management disagreed. After a few heavy, hard-hitting feuds in LAW, she’d been sidelined due to injuries, or so the doctors told her. It was just a few fractures, a broken bone here or there, nothing she couldn't walk off if given enough time, but no, they wanted to be pussies about it and made her take a sabbatical - it was either that or stick the softcore matches. Fuck that.
Now, months later, she was finally ready to get back on the horse. They hooked her up with a new match, hardcore, and she was all set to face…
“‘The Sovereign of Spikes’?” She said the name aloud as she held up the match card to the light, making sure she was reading it right. “The fuck kind of name is that?”
The ring crew were too busy buzzing around, getting ready for the next match to pay any attention to her question, but she asked it anyway, as if she might get an answer out of thin air. She’d come across some strange names in her time, came with the job description of being a pro wrestler, but that one was a headscratcher. So she was the queen of…spikes? Spikey things?
Sheila didn’t have long to ponder it, though, before her music came on and she had to make a mad dash out of the curtain, bursting out as her fans cheered. And they were her fans - it was a weird thing, still, to hear so many people calling out to her, chanting her name, but she’d managed to get some attention in her short time with the company, and it seemed like there was no shortage of people who’d missed her. Good to know. Good to have something worth fighting for.
She made her way down the ramp with a determined stride, broke into a run at the end, and came sliding in under the bottom rope. The momentum carried her all the way to the center of the ring, where she popped to her feet, skipped over to the top of the turnbuckle and threw her fists in the air. Her war cry rang out across the arena and the audience echoed it.
”Fuck yeah! Feels good to be back!”
Mariah, as she often did in her capacity as a manager, found herself sitting across from someone at the negotiation table, trying to hammer out a better deal in her client’s contract. As she often did, she was a relentless advocate for Bubbles, doing her best to get her wife into the sweetest matches, to push her interests, to make sure she stayed relevent and properly fed with a bevy of beautiful ways. As she often did, she turned on the charm, said all the right words, made sure to give as well as take, until she landed at the exact proposal she wanted, which was often better than what she started with.
Only this time, it wasn’t working. That didn’t happen so often.
Victory Conditions: Victory by pinfall, submission, or knockout. No Disqualifications. No count-outs.
***
Sheila often liked to treat her body like it was bulletproof, and in her defense, it sometimes seemed that way. Back home with Outback Wrestling, she’d made her bones by putting herself through hell and getting back up the next day, no problems. She might have to spend a night at the local hospital every other month, but aside from that? She could walk off whatever.
Chair shots to the head? Nothing an aspirin couldn't fix.
Going through flaming tables? Put some lotion on it, it’s fine.
Powerbombed into a pile of thumbtacks. Eh, she kept bandaids handy.
Anything, everything, anytime, all places, you name it, she could take it. Electrocution, defenestration, laceration. The woman was a walking middle finger to natural selection…but LAW’s talent management disagreed. After a few heavy, hard-hitting feuds in LAW, she’d been sidelined due to injuries, or so the doctors told her. It was just a few fractures, a broken bone here or there, nothing she couldn't walk off if given enough time, but no, they wanted to be pussies about it and made her take a sabbatical - it was either that or stick the softcore matches. Fuck that.
Now, months later, she was finally ready to get back on the horse. They hooked her up with a new match, hardcore, and she was all set to face…
“‘The Sovereign of Spikes’?” She said the name aloud as she held up the match card to the light, making sure she was reading it right. “The fuck kind of name is that?”
The ring crew were too busy buzzing around, getting ready for the next match to pay any attention to her question, but she asked it anyway, as if she might get an answer out of thin air. She’d come across some strange names in her time, came with the job description of being a pro wrestler, but that one was a headscratcher. So she was the queen of…spikes? Spikey things?
Sheila didn’t have long to ponder it, though, before her music came on and she had to make a mad dash out of the curtain, bursting out as her fans cheered. And they were her fans - it was a weird thing, still, to hear so many people calling out to her, chanting her name, but she’d managed to get some attention in her short time with the company, and it seemed like there was no shortage of people who’d missed her. Good to know. Good to have something worth fighting for.
She made her way down the ramp with a determined stride, broke into a run at the end, and came sliding in under the bottom rope. The momentum carried her all the way to the center of the ring, where she popped to her feet, skipped over to the top of the turnbuckle and threw her fists in the air. Her war cry rang out across the arena and the audience echoed it.
”Fuck yeah! Feels good to be back!”
Mariah, as she often did in her capacity as a manager, found herself sitting across from someone at the negotiation table, trying to hammer out a better deal in her client’s contract. As she often did, she was a relentless advocate for Bubbles, doing her best to get her wife into the sweetest matches, to push her interests, to make sure she stayed relevent and properly fed with a bevy of beautiful ways. As she often did, she turned on the charm, said all the right words, made sure to give as well as take, until she landed at the exact proposal she wanted, which was often better than what she started with.
Only this time, it wasn’t working. That didn’t happen so often.
