Spoiler
Finally, she pushed the button.
"Hey everybody, Alison here!" she said, smiling into her webcam. "I'm feeling a little bit nervous, but thanks to the support I get from all of you I'm really committed," she continued. Alison's videos regularly received viewership in nearly the triple digits. "So, even though like I explained last time I can't officially compete in LAW," she sighed, dragging out the word "officially" as long as she could. "I can still fight anybody anywhere and just get way less credit for it!" She bounced once in her chair, beaming, and about a second later her breasts echoed the movement.
"So this message is for all of the wrestlers out there. Or, even people who aren't wrestlers that might want to wrestle. Literally anyone. I'm five foot ten, I weigh one hundred eighty four and a half pounds, and everybody at the gym says I'm really strong and tough. And I know it's kind of a long trip to fight me, but I promise to give you a really good match, and I'll even bake you whatever you want afterwords." Her eyes slowly widened as she spoke, and she leaned towards the monitor slightly. "And if that's not enough, I'll let you pick the rules. For the past week I've done my daily workout covered in pudding, so I think I'm prepared there, and I've got my barbed wire bat to practice with and I think I'm getting pretty good with it. So whatever your dream match is, I'll do that!"
Alison stretched her arms and scooted back in her chair. "Thanks for watching, everybody! Please be sure to share this with anybody who might be interested and I'll let you know as soon as I have an opponent!"
Alison pushed the button again, then immediately refreshed her messages, paused, stared, and refreshed them again.