It was only because a referee had come out and explained the situation so honestly that the crowd was willing to sit back and wait rather patiently. The staff were unsure how long it would be until everything was fixed up, but they would provide some form of entertainment until everything was all fixed up, a decision many considered to be a reasonable trade off. The only problem was, the staff had no idea what to do to keep the audience entertained. A cameraman volunteered to do a comedy sketch, but after hearing some of his material everyone agreed that silence would be more preferable then that.
They were so caught up in their dilemma, they kept throwing out idea after idea, only to be shot down. None of the staff that was put in charge of entertainment noticed the woman walk past them and out onto the ramp as they debated a karaoke sing along idea. It was not until the whistling and shouts started did they even realize someone had walked out there.
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Christie Myers
“Hey there,” the woman said in a whisper only the referee heard, “Don’t go away, I’m gonna need you in a bit.”
With that out of the way, the woman shoved the referee hard, knocking them on their butt as she spun around to face the audience, “Hey everyone! Having a good time tonight?”
The audience responded with a cheer, excited that it looked like something was finally happening, “Aww, you guys don’t have to lie to me~” Another round of cheers from the audience seemed to was the response to the beautiful woman’s statement. “Well if that’s how you all really feel,” The woman said, her red eyes suddenly turned from excited to apathetic, “Then I must be in an arena full of brain-dead morons.”
The audience quickly hushed into silence, unsure of what they heard, “You heard me right, I said you’re a bunch of morons. All of you spend a decent amount on your tickets to sit in those smelly, sweaty chairs just so you can watch some kindergarten-level tickle fight between two girls? Its honestly pretty pathetic!” Some of the audience members started to send jeers toward the woman, who gave the crowd a sideways sneer. “Hey, you all should be thanking me. They told me I wouldn’t debut for another week or so, but you know what? This dump can’t even get you freaks a decent show, so fuck it! I’ll help you losers out by showing you what a real brawl looks like!”
The entire arena was booing the woman in the ring now, but she casually ignored them and instead pointe towards the entrance ramp.
“My name is Christie Myers, “The Grave Keeper” and I’ll take on any skank who thinks they can shut me up or prove me wrong! No rules to hide behind, no federation pulling any strings! A straight up fight to the finish!” Christie said, a smile that looked like it came from a snake plastered on her lips as she gave the entire audience the finger, “Unless everyone needs a special entrance in order to start their little playfights around here~”