There was a long pause, before the next team’s music would play over the loudspeakers. Starting low, it would eventually erupt into some cheesecake straight out of the 90’s, with loud guitar riffs and melodramatic strings. The cameras would go out of focus as the lighting went red, then come back in to show two buxom blonde bombshells standing on the entrance ramp. Hips and busts bursting from the sides of their skin-tight red swimsuits, the duo immediately had the fans’ attention.
Then, they threw their red life preservers forward and started to bounce down the entrance ramp. For those at home, LAW production put the duo in slow motion, so the fans could see every inch of these girls bouncing against the restraint of their tights.
“Okay, Sandy, we’ve got this, right? We’re just gonna throw these chicks around, pin them down, and get our first win! Like cake, right?”
“Totes, Summer! Whoever these chicks are, they’ve got nothing on two certified California girls! We are undeniable! I just hope they look as cute when we're pinning them down, you know?”
The two blonds bounced into the ring, giving up their life preservers to the ref as they accepted the last of the crowd’s cheers. Mingling at their corner of the ring, they talked a moment, and agreed that Sandy would be starting the match off. The pretty blonde bounced on her bare feet, looking all too eager to start this contest.