The match can only be won by smother submission or knockout. The match takes place in an oversized pool ring with a shallow layer of oil.
Okay, okay! Suzuya Jukodo suspected someone at LAW loved her.
"Love me, love me, say that you love meeee~" She wielded an invisible mic as she swayed her hips and serenaded some poor, overwhelmed blonde stagehand she had already intimidated with her touchy-feely-overwhelming personality and overlooked the woman's awkward attempts to evade her attempt at a hip-bump. "Come on, you know you've heard The Cardigans. I'm Japanese, and I know The Cardigans. It's fun to say in English. Caaardigaaans~" The woman didn't share her enthusiasm nor her expression of shared love between her and the company, apparently.
While she could take or leave the match setting - damned pool rings, they never felt right beneath her heavy frame - she did enjoy a chance to roll around with another practically perfect body in a mess of oil. So much... sliding and writhing and curves on curves and... eh, she shouldn't let herself become carried away before the match had even started. She only wished she had the chance to battle another warm body in oil beneath the sultry warmth of the sun, but no one would find her too picky-choosy.
Her J-pop poured through the speakers of the more intimate arena where the pool lay waiting, saving the stagehand from further antics, and a solely-bikini-clad Suzuya eagerly shuffled out onto the stage to reveal her ever-popular figure, curves and muscles alike all on display. Though a smaller crowd, they sounded particularly fond of the idea of seeing her in this match, and the beaming greenette shimmied her full figure on display for them before coyly and sultrily skipping her way down the ramp until she found...
...the oily pool. Where some might have hesitated, Suzuya didn't know the meaning of the word - almost literally. She shared only a brief moment with a couple of nearby young women in the crowd, looking at them and pointing at the pool as if asking them if she should jump in, and before they could answer, she turned and hurdled the pool's surmountable edge until both bare feet landed in the oil with a squelch. The heavy middleweight slid wildly, almost doing the splits and having her knees knock all in one, and only catching the side of the pool kept her upright.
She stood straight with a proud grin. "Mōichido kugidzuke ni shita!"
Now, she needed Tiffany Eastwood.
Spoiler
"Nailed it again!"
Stripped down to only a bikini top and a bikini bottom
