Match Type: "Standard."
Win by scoring a pinfall of three seconds on the opponent, forcing a wrestler to submit, or knocking the wrestler out. Additionally, if a wrestler remains outside the ring for too long, they will be disqualified after a ten count. Furthermore, if a wrestler performs an illegal move and is caught in the act by the in-ring official, they will be disqualified.
Standard rules - DQs, Count-outs, and the submission or pinfall MUST happen within the confines of the ring.
Spoiler
"...Entering the ring first, hailing from Barcelona, Spain...standing at 5'9 and weighing in at 136 lbs...THE ORCHARD OF GOLD...CARMELITA DE LEON!!!!"
Carmelita entered the arena, flanked by her many coattail-clinging cronies who all showered her with praise and attention, more so than any 'fan' out in the crowd. Their praise inflated the beautiful Spaniard's ego to the size of a blimp, filling her hot-headed mind with thoughts of grandeur and idyllic fantasies of her greatness. Carmelita was practically CARRIED by the hunkier flunkies who brought her all the way along to the edge of the ring where she would walk across the backs of some of her other entourage 'yes men' instead of DARING to step foot on that grodie floor or those putrid steel steps. A woman of HER status shouldn't even have to grace this disgusting arena with her presence but here she was doing EVERYONE a FAVOR by doing so, improving all their pitiful lives with her existence. However, that didn't mean that the arrogant glorious, bronze-skinned Spaniard should have to walk along the same ground as everyone else. After all, she was LEAGUES above the wheat AND the chaff...she was THE Orchard of Gold. Every move she made, every step she took was worth MILLIONS. So no, if LAW wouldn't roll out the red carpet and treat her like the STAR she was, she wouldn't set a single TOE in their arena, not including the ring, obviously...
She was lifted up even on the edge of the apron, carefully set inside the ring as she felt EXTRA pompous this time. The sheer ego on display was sickening, but Carmelita saw it as an enlightening moment for all the dullards in the audience...of which there were many, by HER standards. This wasn't arrogance, it was simply Carmelita demonstrating that someone of her caliber was above the norms and standards set by the...'lower echelon'...of wrestling. She was a trailblazer, not a footstep-following fool. She would NOT have her entrance be sullied.
After that horrendous display of ego, arrogance, and complete lack of humility, Carmelita would retire to her corner, lackadaisically awaiting the arrival of whatever jobber she was booked to face, simply yawning with a bored expression, thinking nothing of this 'Angie Samson' already despite having NEVER met her, to begin with. To Carmelita, she was as good as a training dummy...the only downside was this 'training dummy' could talk, much to Carmelita's distaste.