If LAW Was A Fighting Game: Intro Banter Ideas

[Pegasus]

Kat: “Time for another spar, Trace? Alright, I’ve always got time for you.”
Tracy: “It’s long overdue, Kat. You’ve got some spoils to give me when I win.”

Kat: “You needed to experiment something, Aurora?”
Aurora: “I’ve come up with some new submissions I’ve been meaning to try. You’re the perfect test dummy.”

Tracy: “Ah, come on, Aurora. It wasn’t that mean of a joke.”
Aurora: “I’ll show you fights like a nerd!”

Kat: “Alizeh? Well, I’ve had my eye on you for a bit.”
Alizeh: “This is my golden chance. Finally, a shot at the SWAT Cats!”

Alizeh: “I like playing and fooling around, Tracy, but let’s try to keep this legitimate.”
Tracy: “Oh, I’ll kick your butt, but that’s not all Mama Tracy has in store for it!

Aurora: “I’ve been wanting this match for a long time. Who’s the smartest in this ring?”
Alizeh: “I’m usually just thinking on my feet, but I’ve got superior skills to brain power.”

Alizeh: “I know I’m not the best at MMA, Kate, but at least I’m trying.”
Kate: “It just means we gotta try harder. I don’t want you getting a bloody nose one round in.”

Kate: “Loser does the dishes at the house. You in?”
Alizeh: “I’ve had to do them the last four bouts! I’m winning this time!”

Kennedy: “Oh Alizeh, when you will accept you aren’t on my level?”
Alizeh: “Because I’ve beaten people who I wasn’t on the same level as. You won’t be any different.”

Harmonia: “I really hope you don’t hold ill will against me.”
Alizeh: “Yeah, fuck off, blondie! After how you treat me, I’m not looking at you as anything other than my rival.”

Alizeh: “Don’t you dare think you can get close to me, Moni! I haven’t forgotten your bullshit!”
Harmonia: “Sometimes I have to play rough to get to the top. You’d do the same.”

Kat: “I’ve heard great things, Moni. Let’s see you in action!”
Harmonia: “Oh, I’ve waited for the time when I would meet you in the ring. Time to burn like fire!”

Tracy: “Holy moly, the things I want to do with your body!”
Harmonia: “Contain those feelings, fraulein. Molly gets first dibs anytime.”

Aurora: “You think we could collab on branding? Superstars and SWAT Cats combo merch sounds like a great sale!”
Harmonia: “Maybe if you beat me, I’ll consider the idea.”

Piper: “Ha, I beat you down last time, kitty. I’ll always do it again.”
Aurora: “It wasn’t a fair fight last time. This match, I’ll fully ready.”

Tracy: “For what you did to Aurora, I’ve got revenge on my mind.”
Piper: “Like I give two shits what you think! This just means I’ll have another kitty beaten under my belt.”

Kennedy: “Hmph….you really overestimate yourself, kid.”
Piper: “Why? Because I’m not making dumb movies like yourself? I don’t need a golden star on the walkway to feel superior.”

Harmonia: “I still need you to suffer for what you said to Molly.”
Kennedy: “You put that damn ring on her finger and it’s been forever to set that date. Either commit or break it off!”

Kennedy: “And what makes you think you’re worthy to be my rival?”
Harmonia: “I’ve beaten you before, Bagheera. Maybe you aren’t worth being mine.”

Kat #1: “Um…..you one of those cosplayers that are all the rage these days?”
Kat #2: “I’m thinking the same as you. I guess we gotta fight to find out.”

Tracy #1: “Wait, wait, wait….another me? What the heck is this about?”
Tracy #2: “Unfortunately, I can’t pull the curtain back on this trick. Not until we fight.”

Aurora #1: “Talk about scientific impossibilities.”
Aurora #2: “You read my mind, imposter.”

Alizeh #1: “Hold up! You’re a luchadora where you’re from?”
Alizeh #2: “La Pantera II. My mom passed the mask down to me and I modified it.”

Kate #1: “I don’t think I signed my likeness over to Hollywood.”
Kate #2: “And I’m not from those preppy bastards. Just what the hell is going on?”

Harmonia #1: “I think I drank too much if this is my opponent.”
Harmonia #2: “Great….what fuck up is this all about?”

Harmonia #1: “You don’t also happen to have a Molly, right?”
Harmonia #2: “Who’s Molly?”

Piper #1: “Um….what the hell are you doing here?”
Piper #2: “I should take you to court for copyright violation!”

Kennedy #1: “You one of those costumed freaks from Sunset?”
Kennedy #2: “Hey, The Midnight Code did super well at the box office. You know the cash I get from personal pics with fans?!”