10 Biggest Jobbers in LAW

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10 Biggest Jobbers in LAW

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Written by Milly Limerance

In wrestling, we will mostly focus on the winners of matches, in all their glory and emotion, however, I feel just as important are the competitors in the background of these matches, the ones who may not be the best at wrestling, but they're amazing at getting dominated. Jobbers have around ever since the start of the company, and with them have made some of the best humiliating scenes in matches. Whether they end up underneath the curvy, soft backsides of more qualified wrestlers, or with their backsides facing the lights after being knocked out cold, they always give a delightful humiliating display for the crowd, whether they want to or not. The fact so many of these lovely punching bags are in the company made it difficult to list all of them on my list, so for now, see this as sort of part one, and if enough demand is met I will make a follow up for your reading pleasure! Now allow me to list 10 of the best jobbers in LAW today!
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1.Serilda Akira aka Gold Liger
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To start, a second-generation wrestler turned into a prominent jobber on the roster, Liger has lost in almost every way possible, from screaming and sobbing in agony as she was forced to tap out, having her womanhood stimulated to the point that she was forced to spray her juices across the ring, or simply being pinned after being beaten until she wasn't able to fight anymore, to even losing by assaulting the referee out of the shame of realizing she wasn't going to win a match. The only thing more humiliating for Liger than having her curvy figure made into a pretzel is her mother having to watch it, with Cyber Widow having a very rough relationship with her daughter from what has been shown. Unless Liger can switch up her style to something more competent, she maybe is doomed to be Akira's family's punching bag, but personally, I'm not opposed to that coming true, she's one sexy punching bag!
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2.Claire Mcallister
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Who doesn't love cowgirl? Frankly the only thing then a rough a tumble countrywoman is a countrywoman who's got a talent for showing off to the crowd. This is a skill that Claire Mcallister shines in, the curvy country girl's charms winning over audiences in every match she has competed in, even when she, usually does not. Despite Claire not exactly having the most technical of oversets, one of her main forms of the offense being the classic Bronco buster, in which she will ride the opponents face with as much force as a bull rider, or even her Rodeo Ride, in which the cowgirl will smack the opponents backside, riding them once again like a bull. Sadly, although these moments have been rather humiliating for their opponents, it never led to her being able to put them, the cowgirl being choked out, forced to submit, and even being getting a faceful of an opponent's backside making it so she was unable to kick out. Claire isn't a full-blown jobber yet and has shown moments of becoming a prominent loveable babyface, but until she gets more wins, she'll be stuck being a southern lovin' loser.
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3.Heather Sunderland
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Some people may disagree with Heather being put onto this list, however, I feel that even with the handful of wins that she has gotten, she still hasn't become a full-blown star and comes off as more of a jobber. A handful of examples being when she has gone online to repeat that she is "Not a seat" it comes off as the idea that she hopes the opposite will come true, leading to many believing she secretly may enjoy being made into the chairs of other wrestlers. Along with other examples such as her giving into licking her opponent's crotch during a POW match, or having her face be smushed into the backside of fellow jobber Abby cox's backside as her stomach was clawed or similarly losing to Momo Yamamoto, who made the girl tap out not due to a painful submission or the fact she was going to pass out, but because Momo simply asked her too! All it took was her simply requesting she give up, and Heather obediently tapped out right away! If that doesn't scream jobber I don't know what else to say. These cases have urged me to put the purple-haired punk onto this list, as although she maybe not be a jobber forever, with how good she is at losing, it won't be that surprising if she really did enjoy becoming other's seats~.
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4.Karin shin
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Karin has the pleasure (or rather displeasure) of being LAW's inaugural Losers champion and frankly, she played the role of being the biggest loser in the company extremely well, currently having a win-loss record of 2-17. And as of right now she has had some rather lovely losses, including losing to current middleweight champion Lillian Byrne in under a minute, forced to tap out to her own Pleasure scissor submission, being destroyed by Karen starring, or even being thrown into a pit of mud in a rodeo match. Karin would finally pass on the burden of the losers belt to Holly Matheson, and after support from Tina Armstrong, Karin seems to be on somewhat of a road to redemption, having been able to win both an I quit the match and make Origa pass out. It appears the champ is on the round to becoming a champion, and sadly not a loser champ. It was a fun ride while it lasted, and hopefully, she gets some payback for all those who doubted her, in the lewdest and humiliating way possible.
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5.Holly Matheson
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Speaking of the Losers championship, the current champion has also shown some talent losing in matches. Originally apart of the British bombshells, where she was humiliated by the likes of Killer King and the jailbirds until the team's break-up. After which Holly was only able to acquire a single win before being pinned by Karin, the girl becoming the bottom of LAW's food chain. We have seen Holly be stripped to her bare bottom, K.O'd, and smothered out, even losing to a humiliating photoshoot match. If Karin is anything to go by, Maybe one day Holly may get out of her losing streak and pass the burden onto another loser. But until then, she'll be doomed to be dommed for a very long time.
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6.Origa Xenia
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What's better than a tiny jobber being squished by bigger better wrestlers? A big jobber being squished by smaller girls! Orgia is the perfect example of this. The 7.2ft, 210pound giant would seemingly become the perfect fit for another dominant giant, but her last few matches have been anything but, as the big girl has been made into a massive test dummy for other wrestlers, especially tag teams like the punishment squad, Rossette Sisters, and The Ancestors of Isis. She was even one of the first to lose to Karin shin, getting to be the first wrestler Karin used the Pleasure scissor on after a long time. From how it looks the giant's career maybe be less of dominance and more being an XL training dummy for those who find smaller jobbers too easy to break.
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7.Lexy alan
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Lexy Alan shouldn't be undermined, as she is one of the hardest workers backstage, her Lexinomicon giving some interesting promos and her recaps on matches being fairly well done (though she is rather reluctant to talk about NSFW matches, just saying). Despite her skill with interviews, this doesn't lead to the green-haired cutie being as skilled in the ring. Having only been able to win a handicap match, Lexy has been made into a glorified jobber in the ring, being destroyed by Sandy white, Micaiah Wilson, and even in her debut against Natalia Monteria. The most humiliating of these examples being her "match" with Laura Grayson, the house of heels leader making the girl from less of a wrestler and more of a toy for her to show off all of her moves. Along with this some rumors about backstage antics with her and a fan, but I will hold off on this seeing as it isn't involved with matches and hasn't been confirmed as true. Overall Lexy is extremely skilled with interviews and match rating, but maybe she should stick to it as her attempts at wrestling haven't panned out the best for her.
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8.Dawn McDowell
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Dawn is practically the perfect jobber, as it has been said the girl doesn't even choose her matches, Dawn herself saying a man named Mr. Yamaguchi sets up the matches for her so that her family and education. Dawn does care a lot about her family, as she isn't the greatest at wrestling. The majority of her matches seeing her made into a cum slut as she's been forced to cum by her opponents or being choked to submission. I hope the money's worth it because she's not going to remember as some of LAW's most-skilled wrestlers, but she will be known as a very talented jobber!
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9.Rise Kujikawa
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Much like Claire, Rise is extremely talented at being an entertainer, seemingly viewing it as more important compared to winning. Which is good seeing as she hasn't won many matches. Having being smothered out by her opponent booty, pinned in a grapevine hold, or even by a modified leglock hand smother combo. The idol should attempt to put more work into becoming a better wrestler, then again, she does make the ideal loser.
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10.Anna Harris
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Saving the biggest bosom's for last, we have Anna harris. Anna has some massive milk jugs, though I don't know the measurements exactly I believe they around H, I, or even J cups with how massive they are! Sadly having big phat boobies hasn't helped her win many matches. She even ended a match in a draw with Dawn, only to have it restart and the pair stripped topless. Before this, she has lost to the likes of Momo, Rolled up by Gail, or Choked out with the snakebite by Viper. The positive of this is at least Anna gets to show off her best assets during the match, not that she likely has a choice most of the time.
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And there we have it, some of the best jobbers to date. Hope you enjoyed my first list, and if you saw anyone you thought should have been on here, please feel free to post any requests for others you'd like to see put onto this list in the future, and if you have matches please provide them for my research.

Thank you all, lots of Limerance~
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