“Good evening, fans of LAW. You may call me Ivy” She greeted with a short bow, “And I am the latest acquisition into the LAW roster. I’ve plied my trade across the European scene for years, perfecting my craft in my quest for true stardom. So, when the opportunity came for me to join this promotion, I was hard pressed to find a reason not to join. Several rising stars and long-time veterans were congregating into this one promotion, the competition I believed would be fierce.”
The smile slightly faded into a frown, the brows furrowing. “Upon my arrival however I find myself surrounded by pretenders, gutless sycophants and nymphophilia who are only here to carry out their perversions. Even worse is that the Board has even enabled these sex-crazed friends with a Hentai belt, a disgrace to the sport. If the people wished to watch porn, then they would do it for free on Pornhub.com.”
The crowd reacted to the words, some in favor while most booed. The frown on Ivy’s face curled into a more sinister smirk.
“But never fear for as a connoisseur of professional wrestling, I have taken it upon myself to expunge LAW of the lawless and the perverted. I will cleanse this budding promotion of the parasites that leach off of it in order to gain their next orgasm and be rid of the wrestlers who pretends to be something that they are not!” Ivy continued.
“I will not stop until finally LAW is a promotion worth looking at for it’s fierce competition and not for sexual deviancy.” Ivy moved her hands to her hips, “And should the aforementioned people find themselves offended by my words then you have my permission to stay offended. None among your ranks are worthy to even lick the dirt of my feet let alone provide me with ample competition. Yet, don’t let me stop you from trying, however. I very much look forward to proving to all who are watching, the fraudulence of your abilities.”
“Now, until such a time as when the board has decided my first opponent: I must bid you all adieu.” Ivy bowed deeply before the feed was cut off. The lights returned to the ring and the crowd were talking among themselves as they wandered what would be in store for this newcomer…